    March 2003
Games? What games?
Well, here's some stuff. For one. A new 3D engine
that uses well.. Quake 1 & 2 maps. They got it running and playable
on a GBA. Fear it? Also a company
wanted me to mention they are working on
a game
; but I have no idea what the game is. Neither do they. They are asking for ideas! Well, hey.. sounds nifty! Oh! Fear
my NATION! Comment? -PAW/03/27/2003-
Misc-a-maniacal!
Just making up words again. How Swifty. (Sweet + Nifty) Anyhow, Penny Arcade has a comic
on the recently released GBA SP. (Mine is Cobalt, thank you. Nice and blue.)
Careful, it contains profanity. So, you have been \/\/@5|\|36 about it. Wayforward
Technologies announced Shantae Advance. No publisher yet; but the first one
was published by Capcom and consist of goodness. I'll finish my review of
it someday. Comment?
-PAW/03/25/2003-
Do sweaty Norsemen make you horny?
Admit it that their manly manliness has you a little hot under the collar
and you could win fah-boh-loss prizes. I know we missed mentioning it; but
it is not too late! Go to it! Hurry and get to ripping out your entry before
the 23rd! You have until SUNDAY! Unsheath your Viking Pride! Oh, and no Buc
fans need apply here
. Only true Norse Raiders. he he Comment?-PAW/03/17/2003-
Vikings are fun.
Because Blizzard loves us, they have put up a oneleveldemo
of The Lost Vikings for those who can not wait a week to play the full version.
It breaks all the fun of being Norse into bite-size pieces and then takes
the bag of bite-size pieces and hand feeds them to us in a seductive manner.
Well, before Blizzard "puts out".. umm.. releases the full version, enjoy
the delicate flavoring of the demo at their website. You need MacromediaFlash
to play it. Now, just gor S&G, say "I'm a Viking and I'm okay!" -PAW/03/17/2003-
Pokémon DEAD!
Gasp! DEATH! HORRIBLE DEATH! Would you like to know more?-PAW/03/14/2003-
Blah blah.
The new Mortal Kombat game will be called Mortal Kombat: Deadly REVENGE. Yay. -PAW/03/13/2003-
Mortal Kombat gets Kliché.
There is a sequel in development for Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance. Since,
the last Mortal Kombat game was a rousing success, the series is getting
a GBA EXCLUSIVE new game. Kan you handle the Kandor of Konquering a new Mortal
Kombat? Do you even KARE? Probably not like you used to before the series
became Krap. Oh, well. At the very least, this new Kombat will be extremelyentertaining.
It uses the dazzling 3-D engine of the game before it and should be around
to Kure your bloodthirstiness this Summer, you SICKO. -PAW/03/12/2003-
Breaking Fetish.
Square
is hiring more people. Why? I think it is for their Chrono Break Project.
The sequel to Chrono Cross, Chrono Break is rumored to be in production for
either PS2 or Game Cube. My money is on the Game Cube. I also heard that
if Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles does as well as Square hopes, we may
see Chrono TRIGGER on a certain portable system with hook-ups to a certain
breaking Game Cube game as a means of promoting the product. -PAW/03/12/2003-
Splinter Cells out.
The Shredder
feels sorely violated. Actually, this article has nothing to do with Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles and everything to do with Splinter Cell. Released last
year for the Microsoft Jaguar, this stealth based game combines all the sneaky
of Metal Gear Solid; but without all the fun over the top stuff. The GBA
version is coming out with a link up to the Game Cube version. The link up
will net you a radar screen, remote detonation of weapons, and the new Sticky
Bombs controlled by the GBA. When you beat Game Cube Splinter Cell, you can
use the GCube game to unlock five new levels in the GBA game. Read
the article below this one called "Solid SP" and enjoy the irony. -PAW/03/12/2003-
Free the Pokémon Five.
Miramax has updated their website to include information on the upcoming Pokémon Heroes: Latias & Latios. The movie revolves around the two "Baby Lugia" looking
creatures from Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire. The movie comes out
in May and stars the same people as the first four ones fighting new enemies
or something. Go check it out, they'll probably have some type of neat-o
promo thingie for you if you go. The hero people might even win by a slim
margin or something! Woo! -PAW/03/12/2003
ZombieDojo
As a courtesy between sites; but mostly because I felt like it and no one
asked me to mention it: Nintendojo is kicking off Week of the Living Dead.
Sadly, this does not focus on Brent Childes mother. So, if you feel like
delving into Resident Evil content, go ahead and check out Nintendojo
or something. -PAW/03/11/2003-
Sonic Falls into Retail.
Sonic
Advance 2, which forgoes speed for the sake of giving lots of places to fall,
has shipped to stores everywhere as of today! It features Sonic the Hedgehog,
Cookie & Cream, Knuckles, and Tails. It's a side-scrolling game thingie.
Oh, Sonic is getting a new animated series in Japan called "Sonic X" and
it features characters from Sonic Adventure 2 in a "real world" setting.
It could not possibly be worse than Sonic Underground. The new
show has Rogue, Knuckles, and Shadow in it. -PAW/03/11/2003-
Solid SP.
What a lot of people tend to overlook about the recent announcement of Metal
Gear Solid Game Cube is that it will most likely use the Game Boy Advance
SP in some functions in game. This is almost a confirmation of a new Metal
Gear game for GBA. Although, I am looking forward to what the game will use
the GBA for. Imagine hacking into a security lock by having to pick up your
GBA SP and follow functions on it's screen, or if your enemy radar is relegated
into the GBA screen. What an interesting.. idea. Or even better.. imagine
what a Psycho Mantis style enemy could do with that link. Although it is
not confirmed, we could almost expect Koijima's new Sun-Based GBA game to
interface with MGS Game Cube in some way. Maybe for use as a candle or flashlight? -PAW/02/04/2003-
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| Last Update
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| Reviews
| March 28 | Sega Smash Pack Review
| Suki Nihon
| March 12
| FLCL V.1 Review
| Previews
| March 11
| Release Dates Updated
| Snowflake Studios
| March 27 | Comics as usual!
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A 6th Circle MP3
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March 27
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Metroid Fusion - "End Credits" - 1.82 MB - 1:59
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Sound off!
Viral Speak is back on track and now working. I'll have a new
one soon. Oh, to make up for not having one tonight, enjoy a 6th Circle MP3!
I may be discontinuing that section in favor of putting up a new MP3 every
other day from the collection for download! Please tell me what you think
. Lots of MP3s sometimes (rarely) or a new one or two every other day?
Viral Fixed.
Click on the "Comment?
" bit after each news item. Please.
Viral SPEAKEASY.
Why isn't Viral Speak
back? Well, part of the problem with it was another script I am running;
but I had an idea. Instead of embedding the Viral Speak box into the news,
instead add a "Comment" bit to each article. When clicked on, a new window
containing a highly stylized Viral Speak box will appear, where you can right
a comment and send Viral Speak messages. That way, you can comment all you
want and not worry about having to reload the newsity page or not being able
to directly comment on reviews/previews, etc. You can even be at other sites
and then mention them to the Viral Speak box. Right now, I am working on
graphics for it as the new Viral Speak window will be nice looking.
Support our Troops!
I may be an international man of mystery, fun, and websiteness;
but I am an American first. If America should intensify our 14 year war with
Iraq, I will support the brave men and women who are doing their jobs to
uphold and enforce the United Nation's mandated "Universal Declaration of
Human Rights" and challenge the nation that has broken all 30 articles. However,
considering that countries like France and Germany helped forge the UDHR,
they should be obligated to do something when Iraq openly smacks them in
the face like it has. The fact that France and Germany are even considering
a veto, is an insult to their heritage and the ideals they once had the spine
to follow."The tree of liberty
must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
- Thomas Jefferson. (Although he is against war, he understands that it is
a needed part of obtaining peace. Our prayers go out to those who now step
up the the plate of truth. Here's to a homerun.)
Viral SILENCED!
I was not recieving any Viral Speak, so I had not
done one yet, then I checked the Viral Speak script and discovered it was
BROKEN. So, I'm removing the little box for now as I decide on what to do
with the script. Don't worry, Viral Speak will return. Please be patient and for now, send your Viral Speak HERE
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Content Bar is a yummy thing.
Look. Above this article. It's a CONTENT Bar. Have a sip? Basically,
it's a run own of new content. That way I don't have to make articles for
everything and we can keep this side remotely balanced! To an extent.
Items that need to be categorized.
The Catch 'Em Game!
The Catch
'Em game above. Have you played it yet? You can come by
daily and click it to see what Pokémon you caught for the
day.. or you can write down the one's you've caught so
far in an attempt to "Catch 'em all!" Why not try
it once a day to see what Pokémon is yours today?
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