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| June 2003
Suki Suki Chameleon
Do you like the POWERPUFF GIRLS? How about THE MATRIX? Well, you're in luck! Suki Nihon gets four new reviews
! It occurs to me that we must celebrate when Suki Nihon gets it's 100th
Review Cherry popped. Anyhow, I was working on an exceptionally large Viral
Speak.. O_O That is why it isn't done.. and it occured to me, something did.
The current RIAA lawsuits and the Anti-American efforts of Hollywood. In
Rush Limbaugh's book "See, I told you so." There is -in Chapter 25- a "dictionary"
of proper "Liberal" (think Democrat) lexicon (think words) and two of the
entries struck me as too close to what the media is saying is true
for their own good. Ahem.
Share: Steal
Patriot: A person who will fight to the death to defend his fellow flag-burner
A little ironic, I think. Ah, well. Remember what political
parties candidates want to take your MP3s and video games away from you in
2004. That would be DEMOCRATS. I mean, between Lieberman, and Perry.. there's
enough anti-YOU sentiment to go around. So, vote for Silly (Bush) in 2004;
not Mean (The other people) and be happy! Back to Viral Speaking! Comment?
-PAW/06/29/2003-
Feeling up the Newsreel.
Nitty Gritty!
Appreciate the size now! Itty Bitty. Got my news on. Screen Pollitti! Trying
to reference. Kinda sh*tty. *ahem* Anyways, here's the newsity in sultry
zingers. Mythri
discussions are on at the brand new OFFICIAL Variant Interactive Message Board
. It must suck to post in Hell like that. Nintendo
of Europe -which is so loose, when they roll over they get applause- has
let slip that Nintendo is planning to show off a new chip for GBA games that
improves their 3-D capabilities. Wouldn't it be sweet if the first game to
use that was Star Fox: Advance Flight and not Yoshi's Story? Anyhow, they
also let slip out the identity of three new e-Card NES games. F-1, Ice Hockey,
and Volleyball. All ruddy good sports; but none of them are Quidditch. Oh,
Nintendo is doing a bus tour where they will have video games to play and
bands to listen to. Including the almost four years old christian band
Evanescence. Which the website says is pretty popular due to their "debut"
album. Amazing really how many CHRISTIAN bands hit big these days. If you're
paying attention to labels like M8, Tooth & Nail, etc... you'd notice
that a lot of the newest secular music only becomes huge after the
CCM scene has been enjoying it for a while. So, go to this site
, get the tour dates, play some Nintendo, listen to some great music, and
secretly -or unknowingly- get a spiritual refill all at the same time. Thus
did God play Game Cube and behold it was very good. I hope your flight went well! I'm proud of you! Comment?
-PAW/06/27/2003-
A Random Blue Virus eats the rest of the comments; but it does share with a Chu Chu Mouse.
An apology. -new-
Sorry for the lack
of updates, being asleep and/or distracted takes me away from working on
the online portion of the DMG Ice publication. "The online portion?
What is you meaning!" You may say with your terrible grasp of the English
language. However, we caters to the game here. Please excuse the messes and
enjoy a review of a Yu Gi Oh thing and a review of a Galactic Pinball
thing! In our REVIEWS
!! And a Viral Speak later today! I'll get those stickers to you in a bit. Oh, watch
for full reviews of the Sonic games soon. Read the article above. Comment?
-PAW/06/27/2003-
Hbomb: I thought the virii were giving Phil the silent treatment.
Discodame11: No-like Raymond, everybody loves Phil.
Philip sits there silently thinking Happy Happy -semi-perverted- Philip thoughts.
Sock Monkey sits there silently thinking Sock Money thoughts that Philip is ripping him off.
Furi Coolitoon Network? -new-
Well, FLCL -a six episode
series from Gainax- has had it's broadcast rights bought. from Synchpoint.
What's this mean? It means that it will be shown on TV. Anyhow, the rumor
going around is that Cartoon Network has picked it up for Adult Swim. If
that's true, you're all in for a goodness! Why a goodness? Hey, check out
the old Suki Nihon
reviews! Here's the first review
and here is the second review
! The third volume isn't out yet; but I have seen the whole series through
the magic of Kazaa. I will say one thing. FLCL is FLCL. Look forward to it!
I know I will be tuning in. Mainly to see what gets edited. Maybe if they
show it late at night? Comment?
-PAW/06/27/2003-
Hbomb: Sure, that's cool, but I want more Tenchi. And by "Tenchi", I mean the shows, not the guy. Helloooooooooooooooooo Ryoko!
Philip: Well, you can point the mind toward freedom; but you can't make them Yaoi.
Discodame11: :-) I would personally like to see more Tenchi AND more Ranma! Only half of him, though. :-D Well, okay I DO like both halves-so interesting!
Sugoi Samurai: Hmmmm, Adult Swim...W00T
! Props to CN for all they have done to make anime a more known medium of
animation in the states..and for not showing...yaoi >_<.....but I think
the greatest news out of CN right now is that Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast is
coming to DVD in SEASON SETS!!!
Philip: Ahh.. show Weiss some love.. it likes you.
A Potter short of a full play.
As you probably know.. the new Harry Potter book is out! I thought it went
on sale Thursday Midnight and showed up at Hastings on a Thursday. Turns out
I was a day early. Anyhow, I went back the next day and picked it up. It's
pretty good, it deserved to sell over 5 million copies in a weekend. Then
I went to work. Been clocking in some GOOD hours.. I mean.. over forty hours
in less than four days.. and the trend just kept continuing. Which is good
for my next paycheck in which I intend to pick up the recently released Game
Cube Game Boy Player and the recently released Wario Ware. Oh! For fans of
Blizzard, you all know who you are. Rock N' Roll Racing demo is up on their
site at this link! Go check it out!
Oh, yeah.. Viral Speak, reviews, and the stickers? Maybe after Chapter 30? Comment?
-PAW/06/24/2003-
Bow Wow Whomping and the Cosmic NintenDODO..
I have another job aside from this site.
A job that makes actual money. *glares* Anyways, they've worked me like Gephardt's
mother. and I've been really tired lately. That's what happens when I don't
update on time or at all. I'm not dead. I'm just tired. I'm looking into
other jobs; because the honest truth is that I likes money. Money allows
me to do stuff! On that note, recently the amount of Game Boy news has been
a bit slow. So slow has been the site... and lazy have been I. Sleepy and
lazy. So, instead of copping out tonight. Please enjoy some long-ass news.
On the other hand, half of this is a RED article, so I would like to give
a Leaf to Nintendojo for reporting about how they discovered Nintendo's patent
for the Game Boy Advance's linking system. Although, if you want some speculative
reporting.. ;-) The next Game Boy system will actually use a chip from ATI
and it currently exists. Comment?
-PAW/06/17/2003-
Viral Speak RETURNS!
Look! You KNOW you want to read this! It's Hamtaro-Sexual! It has PSP bashing!
It's offensive! YAY! Oh! On a personal note, we are looking for people who
are doing Fan Fictions or have done them. It must be something complete.
We'll be adding a lot of Fan Fics to the Library soon! Comment?-PAW/06/11/2003-
Hbomb: Forget Hamtaro! I want Ryoko!
Philip: He sounds a little desperate? Oh! I feel so sorry
for Sony, NOT! Biggest loss in nine years you say? Ha ha ha!
M3wThr33:Just don't leave your back turned to any stray Ham-hams. Sony did.
Trip the Yugi Fantastic.
Yu Gi Oh characters will be showing up on anti-drug
stickers starting in July. A series of four different stickers will be available
for snacking on at various youth orientated organizations. Such as schools,
YMCAs, libraries, R. Kelly's basement, and scouting organizations. The cards
feature Pegasus, Joey, Yaoi favorite Seto Kaiba, and Yugi declaring that
Honor is their anti-drug. As a favor to everyone, we at DMG Ice are putting
up four downloadable "sticker size" images for you, the reader. to download
and print out as stickers! These feature popular characters from Game Boy
games and DMG Ice declaring their Anti-Drugs! Here you go!
Series 1
Chu Chu Mouse
Marin
Misty
Mario
Tommorrow.. more Series 2 and a review of a Yu Gi Oh game! Look forward to it! Comment?-PAW/06/11/2003-
Foxlord: Honor, lousy gameplay and rehashed cardgames! those are my anti-drug!
Hbomb: Well, at least it's not Hamtaro. Some Ryoko would be nice though, or maybe Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho.
Philip: Minors are my anti-drug! Just kidding.
M3wThr33: Wait... shrooms are an ANTI-drug? O_o
Red to Black and back again.
For those who are living in the caves under the
porch: Please be aware that there are spiders below there as big as your
head. For the rest of you who are NOT living in the caves under the porch:
The Game Boy Advance SP has sold over 1 million units in the USA as of it's
tenth week of sales. Not too shabby. Two new colors -well new to the unenlightened
who DON'T read DMG Ice- are on their way as well. Ruby (red) and Onyx (black)
are coming this Fall. Seem familiar? Check this E3 Picture
!. These are the potential colors and those two were part of them. Expect
almost three fourths of these to come out in Japan. Before the end of 2004.
Oh, if you look carefully in the huge picture, you can also see the Game
Boy Advance AM3 in action. It's for watching Hamtaro Porn.
Comment?-PAW/06/10/2003-
Sugoi Samurai:
Hamtaro...porn?! I dunno how appealing that would be but I'll tell ya....That
case of unattended to GBAS is quite appealing. :Smashes case, steals the
SPs, grabs a feel on a booth babe while evading Nintendo Security:
WHOOO! E3! Anyways those look real hot...so does that booth babe :Honk: ...wow
they aren't ever gonna let me into E3 in '04 hehe.
SorcerorVoid: I like the red one. Its frilly nice.
Chrzrd2000:
AAAAAGGGHHHH!!! Spiders?! Get'm offa me!! *sets fire to a couple news articles
in her attempt to rid herself of the spiders* Um.... *whistles innocently
and starts playing Wario Ware on a Ruby GBA SP*
HbombUSF: Hamtaro? Gimme Tenchi any day of the week.
Philip: What.. everyone else can be a Hamster-Sexual; but HBomb has to like MEN.
Back in the saddle and riding like a one night fling!
Been one Hell of a
dizzying May for me. I'll have the E3 coverage done eventually. I also
have to add the A-Kon coverage! There's a lot to do! For one, I would like
to resume covering SITE UPDATES in the main news section. What does this
mean for you? Here is a quick list for your reference.
What the Site's slight refocus means for you!
1. News can be long and rant like again within limits.
2. Bringing back Reader Commentary.
3. Now covering some animation news as well. Color coding headlines. An example? Here are a few.
EVA-nonsense?
For those who have been living under a rock, there is a LIVE ACTION version
of Evangelion being planned and worked on by GAINAX, ADV, and other people.
The special effects company behind it is WETA, which did LORD OF THE RINGS.
So will it be awesome? Here are some early design
s. So, please make your judgements based on what is shown there. Asuka looks
to be going for the Gauge Porn Star Ponytail Jailbait look. Human Instrumentality
indeed. For those who can not get enough live action, there will be a live
action Sailor Moon airing on Japanese television this Fall. Here's
to hoping it contains tentacles.
Donkey Kong Country Bared.
Nintendo put up a website
for Donkey Kong Country, the new Rare-developed Game Boy Advance game. It's
amazing how uncool the site actually is. But, what can I say? It's about
a game from a dev company that thinks the word Ghoulies is sofa king hilarious.
Ah, well. The game is pretty cool; but if you have a choice between Wario
Ware, Castlevania Aria of Awesome, and this game. Do us a favor and pick
one of the other two games. I love DKC; but it's not as high a priority if
you've already played it. However, if you haven't ever played it. Pick it
up immediately.
Risky/Safety Mush!
No. RiskySafety is not the name of a new brand of condom. It's the name of a new anime from AN Entertainment. It's about a girl who become depressed. So, an angel
and a devil show up to try and get her to be happy or kill herself, respectively.
Wacky Chaos Ensues. Don't believe me? Check it out online at the official
site! The first episode is available for download in The FunBox. Sounds good
to me. Just don't be frightened by the apparent cuteness. Go toward the site
. Do not resist!
So, now that you have the hang of this new focus, please be happy! I have new reviews for you later today! You will like them! Comment? -PAW
/06/09/2003-
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The Catch 'Em Game!
The Catch
'Em game above. Have you played it yet? You can come by
daily and click it to see what Pokémon you caught for the
day.. or you can write down the one's you've caught so
far in an attempt to "Catch 'em all!" Why not try
it once a day to see what Pokémon is yours today?
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