A "sad" day in paradise.
As you may know.. the Neo Geo Pocket Color is "dead" in the USA and Europe. And since DMG Ice is a Game Boy site, a lot of people were probably expecting us to write an article cheering and what-not. But! While I do make fun of other consoles, I'm not without some sense of "virtue".. so I updated the Snowflake and added a new B&W's World comic.. for the occassion. -PAW-
Adrock: Ding-Dong, the b@#$% is dead!
Ice Blue: Even though it was our enemy, it was a worthy foe... it will be sad to see it leave.  May the portable gaming gods have mercy on thy soul, Neo Geo Pocket Color... good luck in Japan.
Jazz: ..... I see dead systems...
Philip smacks Adrock and Jazz with his Nomad.
Akemi: You know, this is no fair... And my NGPC was so pretty too...*cries* At least I got MotM...Mwa ha ha ha!
 

Okay... I shouldn't really.
I updated the "Voices" section of the Library. Enjoy... humans.. bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! -PAW-
Wesley Willis: I won't enjoy my profanity demon voice, I will tell it to shut the hell up.
Ice Blue: What about us non-humans?  I guess I won't enjoy it... I'm just a gameboy with stick figure arms and legs and beady little eyes.
Jazz starts pressing Ice Blue's buttons.
Akemi: I do what the voices tell me to....
Philip: Kakkoii!
 

It ain't nothing but reviews.
Well, it's reviews none the less. Some readers review it like they do it on umm... well.. on this site! Some new reviews for you to click and enjoy. And guess what! You can read them FREE! Yes, you don't pay anything to read them and no one will force you to do the dance of the Jigglypuff! Unless.. you want to.. -PAW-
Adrock: Because if we can review furry animals and antelopes there's no reason why Sega and Nintendo can't elope.
Ice Blue: Cuz I'm Ice Bluey... yes I'm the real bluey, and all you other Ice Bluies are just... umm... damn.
Jazz: Makes sure that everyone is wearing the DMG Ice gang colors. 
Akemi:  No shirt, no shoes, no problem, either.
Philip: Yup. No problem.
 

Read it naked!
Or don't.. just don't tell us about it.. It's Viral Speak! And it's not a requirement to be fully clothed to read it.. or something like that. -PAW-
Ice Blue: I'm a naked Ice Blue Gameboy Pocket... and I read it.
Jazz: You must, however, be fully clothed when you join #gameboy.... If you have a video feed.
Akemi gives Ice Blue some pants.
Philip: Nakedness! It's fun!
 

The Evil spreads.
Thick and heavy upon the earth.. Oh, forget that. Anyways, Absolute Game Boy. One of the best Game Boy sites there is.. has been caught and dragged -kicking and screaming- into the fold. Welcome to IGN, Adam and crew. We look forward to seeing you all at E3 and we look forward to "working" with you guys and stuff. Anyways, props to ya'll! Oh, they remixed their site.. added the Holy Logo and gave props to some unimportant guy and I in their news. Congratulations! -PAW-
Jazz: I didn't do it! Oh, wait. Yes, I did!
Akemi: Congratulations you guys!  Hope they didn't hurt you too much. ^_~
Philip: We didn't hurt them.. yet... bwa ha ha!
 

Check out our Card Hero coverage.. at THIS LINK.
First Round: It looks like #040 is doing pretty swell in this picture Akemi put together!

Leftovers of the Dreams of the Strong
Uh oh! It's the NPD TRSTS STATS! For May 28th to June 3rd! Did Metal Gear Solid get left limp? How did Wario Land 3 do? Did Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Get a Room sell good? Well, quit asking those questions and click the dancing green cukeman!!! -PAW-

Adrock: I'm suprised Shaft didn't get his own GBC game with the new movie coming out. Ah well, some foo would have probably ruined it anyways and blew the whole gig. I'll just chill with Solid for a little while longer. Can you dig it?
Ice Blue: From what I heard it's one of the best games for GBC ever... that sucks for it.
Akemi: Shut yo' mouth!
Philip tries to think of a random "Shaft" statement.
 
 

Pray for the People's Joy
Soccer? I hardly know her? Umm.. new reader review.. guess what it's about... -PAW-

Adrock: Sifl and Olly?
Ice Blue: I don't feel like guessing... ;\
Akemi: I know, I know....No wait, I don't. ^_^ ;
Philip: Are they related to..
Sock Monkey sits there silently thinking Sock Moneky thoughts.
Philip: Ain't Sock Monkey great?
Sock Monkey silently pulls an awesome Viral Speak out of his Sock Monkey.. Sock Bag!
 

Check out our Card Hero coverage.. at THIS LINK.
First Round: It looks like #040 is doing pretty swell in this picture Akemi put together!
Second Round: Is this the end!? Picture by Akemi!

Face Balls and Get Solid.
Umm... no.. it's our Reviews! Reviews! Adrock takes out his.. Metal Gear Solid; than a reader reviewer takes out some Face Ball 2000. It's all about two very.... uniquely titled games! Quit drooling, Christina Aguilera. He he he -PAW-

Jazz: You gotta rub me the right way.
Akemi: Don't rub strangers.  They'll sue for sexual harrasment.  Even if you think you have a good reason for it... and no, "You had a smudge on your butt!" won't work.
Philip: You're *not* supposed to rub strangers? Umm.. I would like to take this moment to apologize to Amy Jo Johnson, that girl at Sega's Booth, that nice lady dressed up as Cat Woman, Melissa Joan Hart, Jill Call, Laura Cox, the lady with the Stickers at E3, Gina Savage, Niki Sterling, Chasey Lain, Amy Sevier, umm.. this list is getting long.. umm.... peace!
 

It flips animals.
No really.. it's Viral Speak. It flips feathered things that fly in the air! It flips things that crawl on the ground! It flips animals! -PAW-

Jazz does back-flips.
Akemi applauds Jazz...for she couldn't do that even if her life depended on it.
Philip: I used to be able to do that. "Used to" be the operative words. Oh.. Snowflake update!
 

Check out our Card Hero coverage.. at THIS LINK.
First Round: It looks like #040 is doing pretty swell in this picture Akemi put together!
Second Round: Is this the end!? Picture by Akemi!
FINAL ROUND: Who will win!?

Nintendo is full of Ship.
Oh, yeah. Nintendo shipped.. their.. 100,000,000th Game Boy unit! You know.. that's a lot. -PAW-
Adrock: That is a lot. SNK was probably lucky to break the 1,000 mark. HAHAHA...
Infinity_Yak: I'd like to take credit for this momentous event.  It was me, not Nintendo who sold their 100,000,000 game boy.
Jazz: If only we could sell 100,000,000 of these damn viruses...
A random blue virus steals Jazz's stapler.
Philip: Oh, well.. now Jazzman will starve..
Akemi punts one of those blue virii.
Akemi: These things stole my black crayon! Everyone knows that's the best one! ARGH...
Ice Blue: First time the whole staff comments on the news and the first time a video game system has sold 100 million units... cool.
Foy:  Foy! (Kakkoii!)
 

Throw your arms up and yell "Serebii!!!"
Well, it probably should be in Importationality; but Mew isn't the only Pokémon Nintendo is hoarding... number #251 or Serebii will be "distributed" at Space World 2000. Oh, Nintendo.. another one? *takes out the little black device I nicknamed "Gina"* Right... Well, those who shark rejoice... ANOTHER Mew deal has been handed to hackers to find. Yeah, it's a Pure Ghost Type Pokémon... Umm.. whatever. -PAW-
Adrock: Lots of Game Shark competition coming into the picture now.
Infinity_Yak: *sigh* there is nothing new under the sun...
Akemi: Another Pokemon? Better call the exterminator...
Philip hides with Foy in the closet: I'll never let the Evil People take you back to Cuba...
Ice Blue: Ummm... I don't think Foy is Cuban or his last name's Gonzales... o_O
 

Pimp on, Good Buddy.
I'm working on the newest Oddish... expect it soon. Anyways, Viral Speak is here, and it wants to be your Sugar Daddy. -PAW-
Adrock: Yummy.
Infinity_Yak: a little chewy though..
Jazz: mmmmmmm..... BEEFY! (A few people will get that...)
Philip: No one will get it without the "TM"...
Akemi: That position's already filled. ^_~
Ice Blue: Yeah... I don't think people will get the joke without the joke getter Technical Machine (TM)... hahaha... ummm...
Foy: Foy! (You don't need a TM to get THAT stupid joke.)
Ice Blue: Exactly.
Sock Monkey sits there silently thinking Sock Monkey thoughts.
Philip: It's okay.. you may..
Sock Monkey silently smacks Jazz with it's Sock Monkey tail for starting that joke.
 

So you don't miss it.. the FIGHT will stay on for another day or two... and LOOK!!! More!
Check out our Card Hero coverage.. at THIS LINK.
First Round: It looks like #040 is doing pretty swell in this picture Akemi put together!
Second Round: Is this the end!? Picture by Akemi!
FINAL ROUND: Who will win!?
Conclusion: Umm.. just a fun picture of the staff by Akemi. Ain't she wonderful?

Quick Wrap.
Here's the news.. in a nutshell. Very quickly, very, very, quickly. The Oddish says: "Hi! My name is See you Monday!", two new reviews for you to eat out and some nice Viral Speak on top. Tendo Project wants to mention some Game Boy thingie of theirs.. and it's not at this LINK so don't click it. Oh, and Nintendo rules. Thanks.. that's all. -PAW-
Ice Blue: You're welcome.
Jazz: We put the newsities on the latest Tae Bo workouts tonight.
Philip: It's not the size of the Newsity.. it's what you do with it.
 
 

So you don't miss it.. the FIGHT will stay on for another day or two... and LOOK!!! More!
Check out our Card Hero coverage.. at THIS LINK.
First Round: It looks like #040 is doing pretty swell in this picture Akemi put together!
Second Round: Is this the end!? Picture by Akemi!
FINAL ROUND: Who will win!?
Conclusion: Umm.. just a fun picture of the staff by Akemi. Ain't she wonderful?

Is that your ODDISH?
Oddish.. it is.. updated.. and it's.. slick.. but with out the L. BWA HA HA HA HA! -PAW-

Ice Blue: Calm down, you greedy dancer...
Adrock: And if you don't read it, you like getting slick. (with D instead of sl)
Akemi: ADROCK! We're rated Web-G....Well, we were...^_^ ;
Philip: Were...

Nappy.. pure nappy.
NPD TRSTS STATS... yeah! Print them out, hang them on your wall, stick them in the birdcage, or roll them up and swat people/bugs/pets with them! -PAW-

Ice Blue: When I think of NPD TRSTS, I think Nintendo Power Department TRUSTS stats... weird me... o_O
Adrock: Hard to trust someone who says Rugrats is a best-seller.
Akemi: And Dinosaur too...Damn, Disney was smart to make a game for little kids, after the whole Pokemon boom, every 6 year old has a GBC or GBP... And I don't. ~_~ ;
Philip: Well.. yours is broken right now.. but don't worry too much.. about it for now. ^_^

Can I touch your tomb?
Two new reviews! Philip checks out Lara Croft and a loyal reader picks up his balls off the lawn and reviews Mario Golf! Did it make Par? Check it out.. -PAW-

Ice Blue: A Hole-in-One on a Par 4?  Wow...
Akemi: Ahh golf... Sport of Champions...And highly-paid super-endorsed 20-year old Pros.
Philip: I want to be Tiger Woods.. I mean.. man... he makes money.
 

Short news tonight.. ain't it?
Oh, Viral Speak! For those wondering, Library and previews tommorrow... and I need DVGBC to resend those three stories he sent before E3 that seem to have vanished from my e-mail... -PAW-

Ice Blue: Viral Speak hates me, too... nobody loves me.  <:(
Random Blue Virus: Very true.
Adrock: Kid's got issues.
Akemi: *sniffles and sneezes* Viral Speak made me sick... *drinks her cure-all: Instant Ramen*
Philip: Do you need a hug?

First off.. apologies to Andrew Vestal of The Gaming Intelligence Agency. But.. BWA HA HA! i'm printing your deck you had at E3. ^_^

"Glacier Deck"
Squirtle LV8 = 3
Blastoise LV 22 = 2
Seel LV12 = 2
Dewgong LV42 = 1
Magikarp LV8 = 2
Gyarados LV41 =  1
Lapras LV31 = 1
Abra LV10 = 3
Kadabra LV38 = 2
Mewtwo LV60 = 1
Professor Oak = 3
Bill = 3
Pokémon Breeder = 2
Energy Search = 2
Energy Removal = 2
Potion = 1
Gust of Wind = 2
Water Energy = 12
Psychic Energy - 9
Double Colorless Energy = 4

Weird deck huh? I think.. he may have gotten lucky; because we only did a four prize game; but.. then again.. to make sure.. I don't lose next time.. I edited my deck a lot. ^_^

Insignificant?
Gotta love it! Library updated! With.. ONE new story! Yippee! It's in.. Fanatic.. -PAW-
Akemi: Yay, new reading material! But I'm too loud to be in libraries...
Ice Blue: ONE new story?  WOW!  That sums up this season's library update...
Adrock: At least we've got one.
Philip: DVGBC didn't resend his stuff...

There no Escape.
Maybe there is something wrong here... but.. check out our tiny previews section.. as it gets.. ONE new preview. -PAW-
Akemi: You people are slacking...I'm slacking too...We're all slacking...This may be the downfall of DMG... 
Ice Blue: When you are this low, it's impossible to make a downfall.
Adrock: Blame Canada! Oh, sorry Yak...
Jazz: Previews? We don't need no stinkin previews!!!!
Philip: What Previews?

Is okay?
Somewhere between bad and evil lies.. Viral Speak! Bwa ha ha! Oh, check out this picture.. it's Nintendo's current splash page... and something is wrong with it... really... -PAW-

Akemi: Viral Speak really did make me sick...I'm sick IRL now... ;_;
Ice Blue gets Akemi some herbal honey, a big pot of Ramen, and some DMG Ice wrapped in a wet towel.
Random Blue Virus: It's not just any ice.
Adrock: Oh, don't eat those yellow ones. That ain't ramen.
Jazz: I wonder what he's doing with that crystal shard....
Philip folds his arms and yawns..

Once more! Apologies to Andrew Vestal of The Gaming Intelligence Agency. But.. BWA HA HA! i'm printing your deck you had at E3. ^_^

"Glacier Deck"
Squirtle LV8 = 3
Blastoise LV 22 = 2
Seel LV12 = 2
Dewgong LV42 = 1
Magikarp LV8 = 2
Gyarados LV41 =  1
Lapras LV31 = 1
Abra LV10 = 3
Kadabra LV38 = 2
Mewtwo LV60 = 1
Professor Oak = 3
Bill = 3
Pokémon Breeder = 2
Energy Search = 2
Energy Removal = 2
Potion = 1
Gust of Wind = 2
Water Energy = 12
Psychic Energy - 9
Double Colorless Energy = 4

Weird deck huh? I think.. he may have gotten lucky; because we only did a four prize game; but.. then again.. to make sure.. I don't lose next time.. I edited my deck a lot. ^_^