Ravishing..
Rave on, fellow ravs. Don't be a Crack Monkey.. and lay off the generic E. Sit and spin on this new track listing for the Pokémon Movie 2000. It's all PLUR and you don't need to be wearing the UFO hat to see it. -PAW-

Adrock: It's got Weird Al! He's risqué!
Jazz: And I thought I was the DJ here.
Philip: We're MDMA for your soul. And we give you fruit and water too.

All in the family.
Pokévillage.com has a nifty new contest.. you can WIN an N64 in it. AND they finally got their forums up. Go see! -PAW-

Philip: If I didn't already have one.. I would sign up!
 

Mo' Mafia.
Geezer's Game Boy site has moved to a new server! Go see this Mafia member! He's gots football and his website is in two languages and.. stuff! -PAW-

Jazz: Stuff is good.
Philip: Stuff real good.
 

Some buff..
Hello. Are you confused by Mewtwo Strikes Back? (The First Pokémon Movie) Here, read this translation of the radio drama. Some of which was actually in the movie; but alas, a lot of it was cut in the USA.. so.. umm.. here's the link. This site is pretty cool.. -PAW-

Adrock: It's sad. It has God and Life in it. Mewtwo and Ai talk about God and Life.
Jazz: Yet another reason for pokemon to be banned from schools.
Philip: Last thing you want is Mewtwo and Ai bringing up the ethics of technology and cloning.
 

Please stop touching my Crystalis.
Wow! Look! New reviews! Philip passes judgement on Crystalis and Adrock takes some Galactic Pinball for the Virtual Boy out for a spin in the Bin. Philip also reviews his Brain Boy. -PAW-

Adrock: I ate at three fast food restaurants, all today!
Philip is tempted to remove the "at" and make it funny...
 

Mo' Monsters?
Not really.. RPG fans rejoice! Dragon Warrior 1 & 2 is set to be released.... August 1st. Surprised? And another Monster Rancher game -tentatively entitled Monster Rancher Explorer- is set to invade in September. Nifty. -PAW-

Adrock: Get the reading glasses, cause you'll be at your Game Boy for quite a while this August.
Philip: Oh, yeah.
Jazz: Monster Rancher Explorer. The next internet browser?
 

Blow it!
Up! Well, tommorrow is The Fourth of July and I want use that day to well.. I'lll do some general news and so Viral Speak; but tommorrow, I intend to work on remixing some sections of the site. Well, anyways, todays Viral Speak is right here. BWA HA HA! -PAW-

Jazz begins to notices that Philip tends to laugh every time he introduces Viral Speak.
Philip: Of course... BWA HA HA!!!

DON'T DO IT VULPIX! Stay out of the Fireworks box! HAve Happy 4th of month of July.

Catch'Em Instructions!
The Catch 'Em game below.. have you played it yet? You can come by daily and click it to see what Pokémon you caught for the day.. or you can write down the one's you've caught so far in an attempt to "Catch 'em all!" Why not try it once a day to see what Pokémon is yours today? ^_^

Happy Independence Day!
Today is our Independence Day. Yes. Today, we celebrate our victory over the Evil Alien Bugs. Yes, we can all take a moment of silence to be thankful for Bill Pullman and Will Smith beating the aliens into a bloody pulp. Even though Will Smith can not make songs worth anything anymore, they saved us all from the aliens. And thankfully within the span of about two hours or so. Anyways, to commemorate the Great Victory over the bugs, I offer you some patriotic music in Sixth Circle MP3. Yes, some new music from games devoted to destroying the Evil Alien Bugs! Oh, yes. Oh, I wrote them a great poem too.

Oh, famous actor-type people!
You saved us from the ugly alien yuckies!
And we are forever in your debt.
But don't ask us for money.

There you go. Happy Earth Liberation/Independence Day! -PAW-

Jazz: The DVD has alternate endings... kinda makes me wish the bugs had taken over...
Adrock: Bug shooting songs!
Akemi: Hope everyone's intact... Firecrackers are scary no da. 
Philip likes those little popping things you throw.

Catch a virus today.
Well, it's the Fourth of July! You get an extra HUGE PG-13 Viral Speak!! Yippee! -PAW-

Jazz barbecues some blue viruses for the occasion.
Adrock: Ooh naughty!
Akemi growls seductively.
Philip: Oh, yeah.
 

FOY! FOY!! (What's all that about Alien Bugs.....?)

Catch'Em Instructions!
The Catch 'Em game below.. have you played it yet? You can come by daily and click it to see what Pokémon you caught for the day.. or you can write down the one's you've caught so far in an attempt to "Catch 'em all!" Why not try it once a day to see what Pokémon is yours today? ^_^

I'm scared.. hold me..
Oddish updated. Oh, yes. It did and I'm scared to look. Please don't make me look at it's evil... NO!!! Oddish!!!! Why?!! -PAW-

Jazz: Because I told it to.
Philip: YOU!
 

*Insert bad joke*
NPD Trsts stats! Yippee! Oh, yeah! Woo hoo! Amazing! Awesome! Oh, forget it and just click here. -PAW-

Jazz: I don't Trsts these NPD stats.
 

Oh. No...
That.. travesty of evil.. Viral Speak.. has spawned another one of it's self... beware. -PAW-

Philip: Yes.. fear it...

FOY! FOY!! (Write about me in Viral Speak!!!)

Catch'Em Instructions!
The Catch 'Em game below.. have you played it yet? You can come by daily and click it to see what Pokémon you caught for the day.. or you can write down the one's you've caught so far in an attempt to "Catch 'em all!" Why not try it once a day to see what Pokémon is yours today? ^_^

Clouds Up
Hello! Guess what! A new review. Yeah. Click the Dancing Cukeman. -PAW-

Adrock: Philip is a beatbox rocker and the Cukeman is dancing to his beat.
Jazz: Look, he put 'Philip' and 'beat' in the same sentence.
Philip: I can too! Watch! "Philip will beat Jazz with an old Apple IIe keyboard.
 

Empty House
Want to to help out Sunsoft and Paragon 5? Sure you do! No, they don't need money. They need your.. creativity. Click and find out.

Adrock: I will call it, "mini-me".
Jazz: Call it 'The Home Alone Anthology'
Philip: And HERE the mailing thingy works. *snickers*
 

Playground Love
Viral Speak...... and it's full to the brim with.. that word.. -PAW-

Adrock: Hey this isn't apple juice.
Akemi: People, if things like Viral Speak offend you, piss you off, or otherwise, don't read it and then reply with "oh that VS was trash and yadda yadda blah blah blah."  It's just... dumb... I don't mean to offend anyone (if I already have)... But... If you don't like it, don't read it... No one's forcing you...(Please direct all hate mail to akemi@dmgice.com, thank you.)
Philip: And you know.. she's right...
 

FOY! FOY!! (You really DO love me! I love you too! Let's run away together and start a family!)

Catch'Em Instructions!
The Catch 'Em game below.. have you played it yet? You can come by daily and click it to see what Pokémon you caught for the day.. or you can write down the one's you've caught so far in an attempt to "Catch 'em all!" Why not try it once a day to see what Pokémon is yours today? ^_^

Recapping you.
Here ya go! Fridays will become some what of a recap day... because normally.. they slow.

1. THQ has confirmed that they will have Game Boy Advanced games ready at it's launch. Well, umm.. thank THQ! I'm so grateful! More little Tommy games to roundfile! Yippee!

2. The PS-One was released in Japan! FF9 is coming out really soon too! Yummy.. I suppose. So, now Japanese gamers have something to sit on while playing Game Boy in the line for FF9.

3. Nintendo announced that about "35 to 60 Game Boy Color titles" will be shown at the Space World Show. Oh, and playable GBA on display. It's okay. I'm going to cuss now. You can cuss with me too. "Da-rn".

Infinity_Yak:  Gosh darn it all to heck!  35 to 60 forkin' GBA titles.  Shoot!
Philip: The perdition!

4. Kevin and Kell.. I just started reading this comic strip. Anyways, after reading through the TONS of archives.. about four years worth! I noticed something pretty funny today. ^_^

5. Viral Speak owns everyone and continues to offend everyone. GO VIRAL SPEAK!!

6. Oh, yeah.. three new reviews..

That's your recap! -PAW-

Jazz: 7. John completely re-does his staff page and puts a shameless plug for it in his news comments.

Infinity_Yak: 8.  Stay tuned for a special (or maybe not so special) change to "HardWhere?" In the next week or so.  You may or may not like it, depending what you're into.

Philip: Umm.. 9. In an effort to be rundant.. umm. Snowflake will see some changes next week as well! Umm.. and this is funny.

Akemi: 10.  Akemi just sits back and relaxes like she always does... wait, this doesn't deserve a number...  Well anyway, enjoy your weekend and we'll see you back here later!  WAIT I KNOW!  I'll be doing three reviews this weekend... or working on them at least. ^_^
 

Empty House
Want to to help out Sunsoft and Paragon 5? Sure you do! No, they don't need money. They need your.. creativity. Click and find out.

Adrock: I will call it, "mini-me".
Jazz: Call it 'The Home Alone Anthology'
Philip: And HERE the mailing thingy works. *snickers*
 

FOY! FOY!! (Please help out Paragon 5 and Sunsoft!)

Catch'Em Instructions!
The Catch 'Em game below.. have you played it yet? You can come by daily and click it to see what Pokémon you caught for the day.. or you can write down the one's you've caught so far in an attempt to "Catch 'em all!" Why not try it once a day to see what Pokémon is yours today? ^_^

Oh, this is good.
Yes it is. How many reviews for today? Want to know? Okay. We've got a lot. Philip sits down and reviews X-Men: Mutant Academy, Akemi reviews Puyo Pop for the Neo Geo Pocket Color and the Bin. Some lovable readers review The Getaway, Face Ball 2000, Ms. Pac-Man Special Edition, Mega Man V, and Harvest Moon GBC. Gotta love that. that's a lot of reviews. -PAW-

Jazz: (In his mafia coat) I gotcha reviews RIGHT HERE.
Akemi: GET YOUR OWN DARN REVIEWS!!! Nah just kidding! ^_^
Philip: We gots Reviewdulation  and love to share!
 

Snowing in July.
Yes, the Snowflake didn't melt. So, cool off and see it. It updated.. big changes.. ^_^ -PAW-

Akemi:  Thank goodness for the Snowflake.. I'm dying of heat. O_o
Philip: I am also in a place of high temperature.. I'm also resisting the great urge to say that we're in heat...
 

Sloooow news tonight!
Can you feel it? It's boredom! So.. I'll report on something Pokémony. Here's the latest rumours for the Fourth Movie. It's the "End" of the series... and it ties up a plot thread from the third movie and no.. Serebii.. try.. Mew again. As you all know, Mewtwo is cameoed in the third movie... umm.. that is all. -PAW-

Akemi: Pokémony?  Is that a real word? How about Pokémon-ish?
Philip: Poké Poké Mon Mon, if you clone one you have two Pokémon!
 
 

So young and Viral.
You know the drill and the drill knows you. Viral Speak. Eat it with a spoon. -PAW-

Jazz: That's just an expression. I always eat the spoon AFTER.
Akemi: Can't I use chopsticks like I always do?
Philip: It wouldn't sound right to say.. "You STICKY bard!"
 

Empty House
Want to to help out Sunsoft and Paragon 5? Sure you do! No, they don't need money. They need your.. creativity. Click and find out.

Adrock: I will call it, "mini-me".
Jazz: Call it 'The Home Alone Anthology'
Philip: And HERE the mailing thingy works. *snickers*
 

What kind of Pokémon are you? Well.. hopefully you're not a Muk..

Catch'Em Instructions!
The Catch 'Em game below.. have you played it yet? You can come by daily and click it to see what Pokémon you caught for the day.. or you can write down the one's you've caught so far in an attempt to "Catch 'em all!" Why not try it once a day to see what Pokémon is yours today? ^_^