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GOLDTHINGIES 2001!!! ![]() Please remain calm! We have them under control! This is our awards show. Enjoy it. I couldn't find any staff online at the time I was hunting for themm.. *is sad* BUT! I got other people! Charizard2000, Clay from TheOtaku.com, Beefy_B, and Bridget (Who was able to take some time off from being attacked by a monster to do this) and I judged too. So.. umm.. like it! Each judge poicks three picks and the pick that is picked the most wins. And there you go. -PAW-
Best Villian Category We all love to hate them. A good villian is a true pain, and is evil on many levels. Nominees: K. Krool (Donkey Kong Country), your rival (Pokemon G/S), Arturus (Bionic Commando: Elite Forces), Black Arts Viper (Metal Gear Solid), Marionette Owl (Metal Gear Solid), Merlock (Donald Duck), Pyro Bison (Metal Gear Solid), Sophia (Metal Gear Solid), The Whos (The Grinch), Mr. Dark (Rayman), Dracolord (Dragon Warrior 1 & 2), Hargon (Dragon Warrior 1 & 2), The Evil Clown (Wario Land 3), yourself (Pokemon Puzzle Challenge), Ronald (Pokemon: The Trading Card Game), Metal Gear Gander (Metal Gear Solid), Quaxet (Tomb Raider), Cool Joe (Lil' Monster), Coily (Q*Bert), Venom (Spider-Man), Dr. Octopus (Spider-Man), Darth Maul (Obi-Wan's Adventures), Dragonia (Crystalis), your enemy (Cannon Fodder), that guy at the end in the octopus suit (Perfect Dark), Princess Azarel (Warlocked), Chief Zog (Warlocked), Deadlines and Time (Harvest Moon GBC 2, Brain (Bomberman Max), and The Plant Monster (Blaster Master: Enemy Below) Beefy B: Black Arts Viper, Dracolord, and K. Krool
WINNER: Black Arts Viper
Best Music/Sound Category Music to your ears? Is it a symphony, or a good D & B Tech melody? Listen up to these games... Nominees: Cannon Fodder, Warlocked, Metal Gear Solid, Wario Land 3, Donkey Kong Country, Pokemon Puzzle Challenge, Lil' Monster, Dragon Warrior 1 & 2, Bionic Commando: Elite Forces, Pokemon G/S, Rayman, and Spider-Man. Beefy B: Dragon Warrior I&2 (The nostalgia brought tears
to my eyes.), Metal Gear, Bionic Commando: Elite Forces
WINNER: Metal Gear Solid
Best Graphics Category So many pretty games this year; but besides being colorful... the colors have to make sense. Nominees: Metal Gear Solid, Pokemon G/S, Pokemon Puzzle Challenge, Tomb Raider, Cannon Fodder, Warlocked, Crystalis, Bionic Commando: Elite Forces, Dragon Warrior 1 & 2, Bomberman Max, Harvest Moon GBC 2, Donkey Kong Country, Spider-Man, Rayman, Wario Land 3, and Alice in Wonderland. Beefy B: DKC, Tomb Raider, Metal Gear Solid
Winner: Tomb Raider/Donkey Kong Country
Guilty Pleasures Category You know what you are doing is just WRONG; but it's fun.... Nominees: Making Lara Croft jump smack into walls, Cannon Fodder... yeah.. pretty much that whole game, useing Nikita Missiles in Metal Gear Solid to pick off troops, putting a Pokemon in a box just to hear it scream, watching your character swing for hours in Bionic Commando, 10+ combos in Pokemon Puzzle Challenge, playing with your enemies in Wario Land 3, the tentacle monsters of Wonderland, running around town carrying a chicken in Harvest Moon GBC 2, watching your character jump in and out of the Hot Spring in Harvest Moon GBC 2, and finally... owning Robopon. Beefy B: Watching your character jump in and out of the hot spings,
Putting the pokémon in the box, Picking off Lara with a Nikita missle.
Winner: Voyeurism is tops this year.. as
watching your character bathe is the number one thing. O_O
Big Stupid Category Stuff that made us grimace and hang our heads in shame about 2000. Nominees: Neither candidate had enough time outside of the courts to play Game Boy, SNK pulling out of the US/Europe Markets, Capcom cancels Resident Evil GBC, Konami forgets to bring over Survival Kids 2, Play Station 2 hype. Alone in the Dark for GBC was done; but delayed, good games with no publishers. 3 Rugrats games in one year, the voices in Crystalis, the game ads for Metal Geat Solid, and Crawfish/Digital Eclipse competeing to make more games at the expense of quality. Beefy B: SNK pulling out..., Capcom cancels Resident Evil, Playstation
2 Hype
Winner: Right out the gate.. the PS2 made
a bad impression.
Best Device! Use 'em! Nominees: Game Shark Pro, Shark MX, Blob Light, Cobra Light, Monster Brain, and Face Plates. Beefy B: Game Shark Pro, Cobra Light, Faceplates
Winner: Three Way Split between the Cobra
Light, Game Shark Pro, and those Faceplates
Best Sequel! Unique counts! Nominees: Harvest Moon GBC 2, Pokemon Gold/Silver, Wario Land 3, Little Mermaid 2: Pinball Frenzy, and Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2. Beefy B: Pokemon G/S, Harvest Moon 2, Lil' Beasties 2: Adrock's
Revenge
Winner: Harvest Moon GBC 2 and Pokemon GBC
2 have to share the trophy this time.
Best Hand Me Downs Ports, ports, everywhere.... Nominees: Donkey Kong Country, Cannon Fodder, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2, Spider-Man, Crystalis, Bionic Commando: Elite Forces, Frogger 2, and Q-Bert Beefy B: DKC, Bionic Commando, Frogger 2
Winner: Donkey Kong Country
Best Swiss Army Time Killer Hours of gameplay options and challenges!! Nominees: Harvest Moon GBC 2, Metal Gear Solid, Pokemon G/S, Dragon Warrior 1 & 2, Pokemon Card, Wario Land 3, Cannon Fodder, Donkey Kong Country, Warlocked, Bomberman Max, and Pokemon Puzzle Challenge Beefy B: MGS, Pokemon Puzzle Challenge, Harvest Moon 2
Winner: Pokemon Puzzle Challenge.. almost
a better time killer than Tetris..
Best Original Game of 2000! Only games that are NOT ports can win this... Harvest Moon GBC 2, Metal Gear Solid, Tomb Raider, Wario Land 3, Pokemon Card, Pokemon G/S, Warlocked, Bomberman Max, Ray Man. Beefy B: Metal Gear Solid, Pokemon Card, Harvest Moon 2
Winner: Metal Gear Solid
Best Game of 2000! Beefy B: Metal Gear Solid, Pokemon G/S, Dragon Warrior I&II
Winner: Pokemon 2 Gold and Silver
Thank you for reading! Please stop by next year! -Philip Wesley- |