In fact.. it's only just begun...
I normally don't update on Mondays.. so I'll extend it into Tuesday! Also.. Viral Speak took forever.. and it's updated! More later! -PAW-

This party isn't over...
Well, I have Monday and Tuesday off from work. Expect some work to be done on this site.. and good! I intend to sleep and update. YAY! Check back a lot or something. -PAW-

What's a Goldthingie?!
This is a Gold Thingie... or rather.. click on spinning Mery to see them! -PAW-

December Stuff.
Previous newsity for your textual pleasure.
Even more Newsity to peruse..

Hey.. the Pokemon Catcher.. have you caught all 151 in 2001?

Return to good!
Hey, in case you didn't notice.. Snowflake Studios is now updateing on Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. BUT each update is multiple comics. So, that's good! The reviews updated. So, check that out. Mmmkay? -PAW-

Akemi: It's like having Christmas 4 days a week!
Infinity_Yak:  Giddy up!
Philip: Hopefully.. I'll get some more Ice Box. ^_^
@: You will get nothing.
Sock Monkey is evolving!
 

I want your Tex, Baby.
Tyranosaurus Tex is in trouble. In more ways than one! Check out the latest comic at Slitherine, and check out the new EGroup and things to SAVE TEX! Yes, you must make a vow to SAVE TEX! After all, Tex is important and although Tex changes lots of things; Tex is something that is important. Fight for your right to have Tex. Go now and make it known that you want to have Tex.Tell them.. I REALLY NEED TO HAVE TEX! -PAW-

Akemi snickers.  I thought we were Web-G?
Infinity_Yak:  Another fine title that might end up with Resident Evil...  it's too much to stand!!!!!
Infinity_Yak whimpers
Philip: Damn the Retailers.. damn them to Hell.. they'll ruin us all!
Sock Monkey evolved into Slack Monkey!
 

From the DUH files.
Hey, there is a rumour going around that Mario will be in a new platform action game for the Game Boy Advance. Well, DUH! The Game Boy Advance will be the last safe haven for side-scrollers. I mean, we have Pinobee, Castlevania, Wario Land 4, Ray-Man, and more side-scrollers coming out for it. Mario is just a natural for the system. If you ask me.. I want to see a Yoshi game and a new Kirby side-scroller for the system. -PAW-

Akemi: Lots of Yoshis.  Lots of Koopa Troopas.  Kawaii! ^_^
Infinity_Yak: Mmmmmmmmm sidescrollers...  full of side-scrolling goodness.
Philip: Tasty..
Slack Monkey sits there silently thinking Slack Monkey thoughts.
 

Sgt. Rock ya like Hurricane.
The Game Boy Color game "Sgt. Rock" from BAM! was released this week. Suit up and move on out, Soliders. -PAW-

Akemi salutes.
Infinity_Yak: Isn't that a remake of Front Line?  One of my faves from the "8000 in 1" era of the NES
Philip: Maybe..
 

Viral Speak?
Woof! Good Viral! Now, roll over. Good boy! -PAW-

Akemi: And remember, if Viral Speak starts to hump your leg, that only means he likes you.
Infinity_Yak: That's some dirty lovin'....  (PS. Hardware updated after 4 months)
Philip: Maybe I should get Viral Speak.. nuetered..
 

Ah.. Mores!
Dmgice.com ally Nintendorks updated. They're kinda like us.. but more risque. And, Yak.. actually.. updated.. (DON'T faint! The Hardware section! Eeep! (Faints.) -PAW-

Philip: Oh, and Goldthingies...

January Stuff.
Previous newsity for your textual pleasure.

Hello.. would you like to buy some AIPOM COOKIES! *grins*

Now some newsity!
Oh, wait.. there ISN'T anything to report, really. O_O I guess I could say that Majesco is going to publish some Game Boy Advance games like Earthworm Jim, Pitfall, and Iridion 3D. Yay. -PAW-

Adrock: Is that a port of the SNES version of Pitfall?
Akemi: Yay, I say!
Philip: Hooray!
Slack Monkey sits there silently thinking Slack Monkey thoughts.

It's chocolate.
Reviews.. oh, yes.. reviews! Pretend they are chocolate! Yum, eat them! -PAW-

Adrock: Print them out first. Chocolate syrup helps the digestion along.
Akemi: Mmm.... Reviewy! (I couldn't resist, sorry.)
Philip takes out some chocolate syrup and chases Akemi around with it.

Young and Viral.
Viral Speak that is. Go see a new one! Oh, yeah. -PAW-

Adrock: Chew it, regurgitate, repeat.
Akemi: Eww..
Philip: I think you need to get that checked, Adrock...

January Stuff.
Previous newsity for your textual pleasure.

No more Aipom Cookies.. mmm.. try some Meowthar!

Hey!
Check out that new graphic up on top. It's from the Interactive Imagination, why not check out their site and read our huge preview on that game! Is good! -PAW-

Gotta read 'em all!
We have more reviews than the Amiga has users. Ha ha ha /\/\@|\|6r@k3 |||\|ux l33t! *snickers* Anywoo, We are now 5 away from 900 reviews ONLINE. Oh, yeah! Go read the five new reviews and be inspired! I'm compiling Viral Speak for a larger issue of it. ^_^ -PAW-

Philip:Oh, yeah.. this weekend the Winter CES takes place. Gates is gonna talk about his XBox. People are gonna take pictures of Bill's XBox. And no one is going to question how nasty it sounds to be taking pictures of his XBox.
Slack Monkey sits there silently at DEFCON thinking |-|@x0r Slack Monkey thoughts.

Say what?
It's time for the weekend. And.. well.. we'll update some great stuff this weekend.. but for now.. only Snowflake Studios updated. New content.. later today!  ^_^ -PAW-
Slack Monkey sits there silently thinking Slack Monkey thoughts.

January Stuff.
Previous newsity for your textual pleasure.

No more Aipom Cookies.. mmm.. try some Meowthar!

Been around and down again.
Don'tCHA know how that is? Anyways, Snowflake Studios updated! Also, so you know, Mega Man Xtreme is supposed to ship this week! Pretty cool. I heard SongPro got delayed to MARCH! The Horror! BUT, this is to produce more units! Huzzah! -PAW-
 

Time to pocket them.
IGN Pocket is doing an awards thing. We already did the "Gold Thingies" and now IGN does their thing. Go here and vote in it. If you wanna. -PAW-
 

Selling!
Hey! You know we have a STORE, right? Well, Buy the Best is (NOW) also a store! YAY! -PAW-

January Stuff.
Previous newsity for your textual pleasure.

No more Aipom Cookies.. mmm.. try some Meowthar!

Just some thing to tell you.
Okay, if you've been to IGN Pocket, they say the Pocket Pro is available for purchase now. TechTV, Song Pro's website, and DMG Ice say it's not out until March. Hmm.. Interesting. And seeing as I didn't recieve a press release announcing it's arrival and shipping to stores.. well.. you get the idea. I think someone is wrong.. and I'm pretty sure I know who it is. Just watch, I'll get another e-mail about this. On a less nippier note, the following games are now confirmed for the Game Boy Advance. They are Tekken, Namco Museum, and Pac-Man. We can all start being happy now. Not actually excited about the Game Boy Advance? Think the Wonder Swan will stand a chance? Here is a link that begs to differ. And here is another link I thought was hilarious. Snowflake Studios updated with a new episode of Fresh From the Ice Box: Next! -PAW-
 

Please send money.
We desperately beg for you to take a look at Store DMG and at Buy the Best. BUY! BUY! BUY! Yes, we mean you. BUY! BUY! BUY! Then go here and read a NEW VIRAL SPEAK! -PAW-

January Stuff.
Previous newsity for your textual pleasure.

Remember! If Pikachu licks your hand.. it's only tasteing you..