February 21st - 29th 2000

February 21st - 29th

-February 21st - 22nd, 2000-
New Quote: "We're Lazy-licious!"
Old Quote of the Update: "it's so GREEN and BLUE!" - This.

Slow burn
NPD TRSTS and well, it's only a click away. Click HERE and go home happy. Or stay home happy. Whatever. I have a lot to do for tommorrow; so I'l l see ya'll a better update then.-PAW-

Be with the BOX!
Those boxes.. that have popped up. They are your FRIENDS. Look at them and follow what they say. They appear in many of the sections now, trying to blend in. They don't always blend in; but they are your FRIENDS. Love them, pet them. Good. Unlike the banners, the boxes are there to not only advertise; but to make life easy for you. You want MP3s? Click it on the box, they love you. But, only if you love them. Print out a page and cut out the box. Now, give it a BIG hug. Love the box. -PAW-
Jazzman: ...but don't get freaky with the box.
Adrock: This box is no square. No sir.
Ice Blue: It's a rectangle... you want me to love a rectangle on my computer screen? Okay!
Philip: Yes. Love it.. it loves you.

35 reasons to be afraid.
Okay, pictures of all 35 summonable monsters/magics in Card Hero are not up yet; and I don't have all the Japanese names; but I do have enough for a good look at these unusual aspects of Trade and Battle Card Hero. -PAW-

Adrock: It's like 31 flavors plus 4.
Philip: Wait until you see.. Ponker.
Jazzman: Move over, pika-boy.
Ice Blue: It's a Card! It's a Hero! No... it's Card Hero!
Foy: Foy?! (Can someone please get him to shut up?)

Brandon Mason is proud of me.
The site known as "http://www.freevg.com/" OR "Free Vengence" is hosting the first (To their knowledge) Game Boy Camera Film Festival. So, make a film. Maybe a Blair Witch Project sequel? Maybe an indy film to put "Pi" or "Being John Howevertheheckyouspellhislastname". You could make the next "American Beauty", or cast a new Star Wars film. I would enter; but all I've made with the camera, movie wise, is inappropriate for people under 18 and 21. What? -PAW-
Adrock: I make films of me eating breakfast with the timelapse. And it arouses me.
Jazzman: I made a stop-motion version of Titanic once. I cried at the end (the toy boat sank).
Commercial: Smile! You're on GB Camera...
Ice Blue: That commercial never gets old to me...
Foy: Foy?! (You actually taped it?)

We call him "Linky Blue Eyes."
The Mafia site for all of you Legend of Zelda fans has changed to a nice new domain name. Love it.

Adrock: The Windfish awaits.
Ice Blue: They know where to find the Triforce...

Vote, fool!
Go to the link below and vote in Nintendo's little thing. Bwa ha ha. And stuff. Hey, if that isn't enough for you... Nintendo actually ACKNOWLEDGES superiority. Go vote for Survival Kids as the Best RPG, and Game Boy Color game of 1999. Do it. Go. Rock the Vote and all that. Okay, I'm through be subtle. Go Vote or DIE! -PAW-
"Vote for Mery!"
Adrock: Pokémon Yellow... appears as an N64 game a lot of times on that vote... could this mean... nah.
Ice Blue: Vote... or.... don't...
Philip: Just vote, fool!

iDig it.
The iMuse in the Reviews section updated. That is all. Oh, I can tell what country people are from when they read the site. And I want to give a big shout-out to Fidel Castro. Wassup? Can I borrow your empire? Will you take John Rocker? Please? Oh, Adrock reviewed a game.-PAW-
"Reviewsity"

Adrock: Hey, we could use DMG Ice as a base for world domination through secret "evil" cookies stored inside people's computers. Or maybe not...
Ice Blue: Those chocolate chip cookies are evil... they destroy the chocolate in your computer chips...
Paranoid Guy: It's a conspiracy, man!
Foy: Foy! (We need to get a lock on that door...)

The Rumour Tomato.
Yes, we now have a Tomato doing the rumours. Sephiroth don't wanna do it anymore. Well, Tomato? Any good rumours?
Tomato: "Who wants to be a Millionare" will be ported over to home systems soon! Mainly, the Play Station, Dreamcast, and Game Boy Color!"
Philip: "Any.. GOOD rumours?"
Tomato: "Just that one for noooooww!!! NOOO Put that down!!!!! Aaaauauauugh.."
Philip: "Sephiroth will be doing any rumours from now on. Anyone want some freshly made V-8?"
And that's it. -PAW-

Adrock: Which of these mammals makes a "moo" sound? ...Senator John McCain?! Is THAT your final answer?
Ice Blue: No... it's not.
Philip: Oh, take the 16 bucks.

In it to win it.
So.. it's time to attack again! Our pleas will not fall on deaf ears! FOY!!! Yes, the pokémon you see below is a "Foy". Not a "rediba".. that name sucks. It shall be FOY! And it's evolved form shall be FOYUSA!! Why? Because, it just should be. It LOOKS like a "FOY". Here's the deal below. We are working on an on-line petition for FOY as well..
FOY!
Write Nintendo of America at
Nintendo Power
P.O. BOX 97033
Redmond, WA 98073-9733

Flood (Okay.. not too much..) their E-Mail at
nintendo@nintendo.com

Call them and ask to speak to a Phone Representative at
1-800-255-3700

Demand your FOY! It's easier to market. It's short and simple. It's endearing, it's fun to say. Listen to the voices! Foy is awesome. Foy is the best. Foy is just.. well.. awesome. Very awsome. Always awesome. Awesome Foy. Awesome Foy. I love Foy. Foy is better than Pikachu. All hail Foy! C'Mon.. FOY! -PAW-
Adrock: You gotta fight foy your right to... Foy!
Philip: Foy is Floofy! Gotta love that!
Ice Blue: Nintendo... Foy is your brother...

-February 23rd, 2000-
Quote of the Update: "Munchos is for MUNCHING!"

And finally!
A bold reader named: "Dan Tinsley" has thrown himself into the world of GreatTree. He has tamed many monsters in his quest to find his sister and win the Tournament of Starry Night. He has also beaten the staff and I to the deadline by reviewing Dragon Warrior Monsters. This will probably be the first of many reviews of that awesome game and it is well worth a review. Oh, did I forget to mention that I saw an empty shipping box for Mission: Impossible and Resident Evil at Target this last Saturday? Apparently, some stores already got them in stock. Who ever can get me a review of Resident Evil GBC first will be showered with many blessings, praises, rose petals, and goo. Oh, yeah. a review of Blast Master: Enemy Below would be just peachy! And import reviews of Street Fighter Alpha are always welcome. -PAW-

Gotta MUG them all!
If you have EVER read through www.sluggy.com you may know my hero is a rabbit. Check out the website.. and check out the following funny animation with sound. Warning... it seems.. odd.. if you have never read the comic. -PAW-
"Torg included at no extra charge."

Just wanna love ya.
That SNOWFLAKE in the Top Right corner.. it has nothing to do with Snowball.com; but it a neat section and I update it almost every night. Go see the collection of "Fresh from the Ice Box" comics, or Importationality, iSymph, or DMG Divas. I updated DMG Divas.. go read up on the awesome babe of the week. Oh, for those Mafia askers.. I'm looking over a lot of e-mails actually to join it.. and I'm going to add some more to the family soon. Bwa ha ha. -PAW-

Flood (Okay.. not too much..) their E-Mail at
nintendo@nintendo.com

Call them and ask to speak to a Phone Representative at
1-800-255-3700

-February 24th, 2000-
Quote of the Update: "It's a five limit, like cigarettes." - The accepted limit on Pokémon Booster packs in many stores.

We only come out at night
A little note: I would have been on-line earlier adn seen my staff; but I was at the gym, and when I came home.. I got this weird retro urge and spent half an hour or so playing Super Mario Land, I went through it twice, and listened to the awesome ending music for a while; then it dawned on me.. "I need to update!" So, I get to my computer, check my e-mail, and cpnvert a few reviews. But, I was thinking.. hmm.. tommorrow.. I can get more reviews to everyone; because I will be done with a review for The Bin that no one will want to miss. Why not update the Bin, the normal Reviews, and the iMuse once more in one fell swoop? So, I decided, Tommorrow will be a joyous explosion of reviews. And I hope to also get an iSymph review up! I'm thinking of reviewing something from my CD collection. And tommorrow.. finally, I will also have Mario Golf. And I will start work on a character to beat Adrock's character he named after my sister. Oh, the LIBRARY UPDATED! It contains NEW DVGBC. So, RUN, and SCREAM! The Snowflake also updated and I think you deserve to go see that update. On the news front? NOA may delay the GBA. I say okay, be that way, I'll import away and get to play, anyway. Whoa. Did that ryhme? Neat. Peace on out! Oh, Staff comments? I know.. I'll fake it. -PAW-

Ice Blue Puppet: No.
Adrock Puppet: I like the Snowflake, it makes me think of a furry puppy.
Infinity Yak Puppet: I will import one too; but only if I have money after visiting all those Contraband Cuban girls. Canadian tickets are expensive, and I still haven't bought pants.
Jazzman Puppet: I think I will disappear for a few months on end.
Philip: Jigglypuff is a balloon. I like Balloons, they are light.
Sock Monkey sits there silently thinking Sock Monkey thoughts.

Zero.
So.. it's time to attack again! Our pleas will not fall on deaf ears! FOY!!! Yes, the pokémon you see below is a "Foy". Not a "rediba".. that name sucks. It shall be FOY! And it's evolved form shall be FOYUSA!! Why? Because, it just should be. It LOOKS like a "FOY". Here's the deal below. We are working on an on-line petition for FOY as well..
FOY!
Write Nintendo of America at
Nintendo Power
P.O. BOX 97033
Redmond, WA 98073-9733

Flood (Okay.. not too much..) their E-Mail at
nintendo@nintendo.com

Call them and ask to speak to a Phone Representative at
1-800-255-3700

-February 25th, 2000-
Quote of the Update: "Luck has a lot to do with a good lie" - What I learned from Mario Golf.

Weird English night.(Brought to you by SNK)
Much finds you find in reviews! SNK VS Capcom MOTM in The Bin, and Final Fantasy Legend 2, and NBA 3 on 3, and Bust A Move 4, and Deja Vu, and Micro Machines 2, and that all. You liking it like this? Want I amuse you more? You like the taste of fresh reviews in the night hours, right? That's what it takes to win the eternal goodness! Don't you say I'm not "Radical" and "Tubular!"; or I'll bop you good! After all, we have quality of quantification for your pleasure! All news read this way tonight only so you can read and amuse your self and many others with happy things and good jokes. I am finding much news for you to read about! A new game with female Pamela Anderson finding her way in Television Based game: "V.I.P." from a company. And just for fun so you know it is good! Click on green person of importance and good jolly friendliness to continue on path of many greatness! -PAW-

Ice Blue: I liking it... veddy veddy much...
Infinity_Yak: Once again, putting silicon to good use ;)

My Hero is a Bug.
So.. it's time to attack again! Our pleas will not fall on deaf ears! FOY!!! Yes, the pokémon you see below is a "Foy". Not a "rediba".. that name sucks. It shall be FOY! And it's evolved form shall be FOYUSA!! Why? Because, it just should be. It LOOKS like a "FOY". Here's the deal below. We are working on an on-line petition for FOY as well..
FOY!
Write Nintendo of America at
Nintendo Power
P.O. BOX 97033
Redmond, WA 98073-9733

Flood (Okay.. not too much..) their E-Mail at
nintendo@nintendo.com

Call them and ask to speak to a Phone Representative at
1-800-255-3700

-February 28th, 2000-
Quote of the Update: "Balls with backspin stop more quickly than balls with no spin." - More from Mario Golf

Party favors on!
Oh, yesterday was DMG Ice's "Official Birthday". To be honest, the site has existed under
a different name for almost three years. (Three years in June) But we've been "DMG Ice"
for two years. We be TWO. Umm. Party it good. -PAW-

Infinity_Yak: This be a big day for us all! Even though I've only been on staff since last summer, I already feel like part of this deranged unholy family ;)
Jazz hangs a picture of 'Philip's Gameboy Site' on the wall.
Ice Blue: Philip's the grandpa and I'm an middle aged man man... of the site that is...
Hbomb sits there silently thinking Hbomb thoughts, then explodes!
Philip: See. We got Fireworks.

Reviews, Reviews, Reviews, you get the idea.
In the spirit of redundancy, we have REVIEWS! Three new ones. One for an imported Pokémon Anime Soundtrack (We get a lot of import reviews.. don't we. Hey, we have more reviews from outside the USA; than some sites based outside the USA.) We got a nice review of Mario Golf. We also recieved an interesting review of Dragon Warrior Monsters. All of these neat-o reviews are from our awesome readers. They rock hard and heavy, read it. -PAW-

Infinity_Yak: They rock and roll hard, and heartily. so love it. I'll make you like it.
Jazz puts a can of Surge on top of the reviews.
Surge Guy: !!!!
Ice Blue: Surge has a "guy"?
Philip: The more you know...

Okay already.
Look! I updated the Previews.. okay.. just one new preview; but I'm getting better. Honest. It's a Wario Land 3 blowout. Neat-o. -PAW-

Infinity_Yak: *foreign accent * What is this "previews" you speak of?
Jazz: Theese iis...how do you say... nifty?
Ice Blue: Veddy veddy nisoo... updating mo uften pleess...
Philip: It was tough.. it was bloody; but I did it. I may do it again soon.

Beware the Night.
Or rather, the latest DVGBC fan fiction in the Library. Ooooh scary. Hmm.. I think I may need to pull out the Dawn Spawn if this continues. -PAW-

Infinity_Yak: I might just have to pull my finger...
Ice Blue: I may need to pull out my "Onix"... to BATTLE him!
Philip: It was nice and peaceful until Ice Blue whipped out his Onix.

Flood (Okay.. not too much..) their E-Mail at
nintendo@nintendo.com

Call them and ask to speak to a Phone Representative at
1-800-255-3700

-February 29th, 2000-
Quote of the Update: "Minds dashed upon the recipe of my thrones and schoolings."
-Warning: Today's Update is metaphysical. Trip at your own risk.-

Wound
As the nightlight bullets seer the eternal flesh of the falling stars, emerges the NPD TRSTS Stats like a normal opacity consumed the divine to fear us all. hark to the wintergreen harbinger of both gloom unrequited and loved praise to rain on us like so much dewdrops into my cup of holes. -PAW-

Adrock: The NPDs certainly put the irony and deranged psychology of the gaming industry and it's cohorts into retrospect.
Ice Blue: These expressions of words thoroughly befuddle my state of mind.
Philip: Well, we may confuse the heck out of you; but we aren't boring and always the same. Same is lame.

Age of Innocence
What light through the window of my soul blemishes my resolve as of sand? Tis it to be Mew Barrymoore and the solo remarks of reviewsity tendered and tended unto us of Mission: Impossible to this life and once again a singing lass serenades us upon her ways and mystery reposes. -PAW-

Adrock: Success! We have been sanctified with a copiousness of vast and very stimulating content.
Ice Blue: My cranial area is repeatedly pumping in a morpheological way and the behavioral patterns are quite questionable.
Foy: Foy? (Reviewsitius Updatus?)

The Everlasting Gaze
What transfixed memory merges into Nintendo as they consume themselves upon Dentsu creating on this hollow soil and fertile ashes. An ND Cube tree to grow and bloom of portable device unto the 2002 of our cry in this lives to gain. -PAW-

Adrock: Will eminence ever discharge its immense grasp upon the transportable gaming enterprise? Will Atlantis ever ascent to the face of the dismal waters?
Ice Blue: Yes? No? What language are you speaking? *cries*
Foy: Foy! (Atlantis shall emerge and it's prosperity will vanquish all who oppose it..)

The Imploding Voice
Walk along the traveled roads and up into the truth of what I feel for longing to die and gaze into the ever present stares of you as longingly I gaze into the screen of lust, longingly I gaze, longingly I stare. Transfixed by the motions of my games, in black and white on the Advanced metamorphosis and lorded over into the 32 bitten world.

Adrock: Cool.
Ice Blue: I fly through the spaces of "cyber" and talk through the finger apparatus while walking through the roads of the past and present information that has been sent to me through the flower.
Philip: Deep. I think he's gonna live.

Flood (Okay.. not too much..) their E-Mail at
nintendo@nintendo.com

Call them and ask to speak to a Phone Representative at
1-800-255-3700