Oh, POKé THAT!
The Pokédex updated in a large way. Well, not really. The GRASS section now has all the Yellow data, and several other sections have new pokémon added to them. Nice, huh? On a minor note, did you ever realize how VIOLENT some of the data actually is? I mean, it's like The Discovery Channel in a way. And kids love this. "See the poor Jigglypuff being eaten by the Victreebel! Note how the strong acids in the Victreebel melt the flesh of the Jigglypuff; bringing the Victreebel nutrition! Watch the small, cute, and curious Pikachu scamper away from the foul-smelling Gloom!" *sound of head hitting keyboard* What a twisted game. I love it. Oh, have you seen the POKéMON Catcher? If you click on the link below, you'll "Catch" a POKéMON! If you hit F5 or Reload, you catch another one. It's neat! Write down the POKéMON as you go along. Gotta catch them all! Or something. Send it to a friend. And on the left side of the page, I added a small graphic. Some weird site that keeps track of the "Top Ten in each category or something. Umm.. click on it and vote. It's something interesting.-PAW-

"Go on.. catch them all!"

You mean.. now?
Hey! I can update again! Neat. Oh, I updated the iMuse in the Reviews section. I'm not done with the review I was working on. It got.. long. :) Anyways, I updated that. I also did a small update to the Pokédex. It's not all I have planned for it though. And for you.. secret junkies. I added a new hidden link to this page. You may already no "Tiles", or the random link object.. but can you find the new secret? -PAW-

Welcome, friends.
The Bulbasaur have arrived! www.bulbagarden.com has joined the mafia. beware of them. They are the... Bulbasaur. Or something like that. -PAW-

Do It Now!
So.. it's time to attack again! Our pleas will not fall on deaf ears! FOY!!! Yes, the pokémon you see below is a "Foy". Not a "rediba".. that name sucks. It shall be FOY! And it's evolved form shall be FOYUSA!! Why? Because, it just should be. It LOOKS like a "FOY". Here's the deal below. We are working on an on-line petition for FOY as well..

Write Nintendo of America at 
Nintendo Power
P.O. BOX 97033
Redmond, WA 98073-9733

Flood (Okay.. not too much..) their E-Mail at 
nintendo@nintendo.com

Call them and ask to speak to a Phone Representative at 
1-800-255-3700

Demand your FOY! It's easier to market. It's short and simple. It's endearing, it's fun to say. Listen to the voices! Foy is awesome. Foy is the best. Foy is just.. well.. awesome. Very awsome. Always awesome. Awesome Foy. Awesome Foy. I love Foy. Foy is better than Pikachu. All hail Foy! C'Mon.. FOY! -PAW-
Adrock: You gotta fight foy your right to... Foy!
Philip: Foy is Floofy! Gotta love that!
Ice Blue: Nintendo... Foy is your brother...

Oh, *bad word* that *bad word*.
"The New Adventures of Mary-Kate and Ashley: Get a Clue" is headed for Game Boy Color this Fall. What is it? It's a *bad word* sequel to the horrible first game. I would like to say to Acclaim that they should invest in the rising star on the horizon; known as the Neo Geo Pocket Color. After all, a title as such would be so much better on that system's "16-bit" processor. I feel that the series would fit perfectly with the unit. After all, it doesn't need a large color pallette. The game would be an instant best seller; especially since NGPC owners will buy anything for the system and proclaim it to be "better than anything on the GBC". Why ignore that market, Acclaim? After all, it's much better suited for the system. Whatcha think, Acclaim? Sound good? Well? -PAW-

Adrock: Try making sequels to GOOD games.
Sock Monkey sits there silently thinking Sock Monkey thoughts.

Watch out for NPDs.
Ever catch an NPD? You know, one of those things like TRSTS? Game Daily is our buddy and they have NPD. It's okay. They let us have NPD after they get it. NPD causes you to see "charts" and stuff that sold well. Sometimes, NPD seems to resemble brain damage. But if you want NPD, go ahead and click on the dancing cukeman. Okay? NPD is, sometimes, not much fun. But, if you want to, I'm going to suggest you give NPD to a friend. -PAW-

Adrock: Hopefully Bionic Commando and others will take out the trash on these ridiculous charts.
Philip: It's the cookies.

Happy Freaking Valentine's Day.
The ODDISH updated. It's a "Special Valentine's Day" Update. Click on through! If you dare. -PAW-

Adrock: It's better than chocolate! (Says Rosa)
Philip: It's like Water for chocolate!

A special message from DMG Ice.
Happy Valentine's Day. YEAH! Click on the Cupid Cukeman! -PAW-

Adrock: Happy Veteran's Day!

Do It Now!
So.. it's time to attack again! Our pleas will not fall on deaf ears! FOY!!! Yes, the pokémon you see below is a "Foy". Not a "rediba".. that name sucks. It shall be FOY! And it's evolved form shall be FOYUSA!! Why? Because, it just should be. It LOOKS like a "FOY". Here's the deal below. We are working on an on-line petition for FOY as well..

Write Nintendo of America at 
Nintendo Power
P.O. BOX 97033
Redmond, WA 98073-9733

Flood (Okay.. not too much..) their E-Mail at 
nintendo@nintendo.com

Call them and ask to speak to a Phone Representative at 
1-800-255-3700

Demand your FOY! It's easier to market. It's short and simple. It's endearing, it's fun to say. Listen to the voices! Foy is awesome. Foy is the best. Foy is just.. well.. awesome. Very awsome. Always awesome. Awesome Foy. Awesome Foy. I love Foy. Foy is better than Pikachu. All hail Foy! C'Mon.. FOY! -PAW-
Adrock: You gotta fight foy your right to... Foy!
Philip: Foy is Floofy! Gotta love that!
Ice Blue: Nintendo... Foy is your brother...

Drinkin' Wine
All the news that everyone else is raving about: "Turok 3 GBC, Alone in the Dark GBC", etc.. we already covered those. So, instead... I'll just say. HA! And then there was renewed news on several sites on "Black and White" for GBC. Well. Where the *blank* were these people? I mean.. seriously. We covered a lot of these weeks, months and even YEARS ago. Oh, well, go read the archives from way on back. ;)

Sabrosa
In the spirit of everyone else, I recycled old content. Looky this old list!

The Top Ten REAL reasons why America Loves POKéMON.

10. Pre-adolescent boys seem to be able to associate with Misty on a number of unhealthy levels.
9. There's nothing that compares to beating some kids cute Pokémon senseless with a Mewtwo.
8. The word POKéMON sounds like an bodily appendage. 
7. Betting on Pokémon battles.
6. Jigglypuff appeals to the crack cocaine addict in everyone. (She's big in Miami.)
5. You can easily impress your friends by telling them that you own a Mew.
4. Perfect way to meet girls. "Hey, baby. Wanna see my Pokémon?"
3. Pokémon Pinball rumbles and vibrates. Any questions?
2. That phrase "Pika Pika" is a universial indecent proposal.
1. You can name your rival any assorted profanity you choose.

Okay. That was lame.. you need new stuff? Oh, read on. -PAW-

Pow
Fresh from the Ice Box, fresh from Josh Nickerson! Neat! New! It has the Yak! It was added to The Snowflake! Neat! Anyways, I was being lazy.. and I'm holding back some interesting content sorry. I'll add a good bit of spiffy good nifty joy to the Update tommorrow. Here's a hint.. Library and Reviews. Neat. See ya later! Oh, I moved the Snowflake up a bit so more people see it. -PAW-

In 3's
So.. it's time to attack again! Our pleas will not fall on deaf ears! FOY!!! Yes, the pokémon you see below is a "Foy". Not a "rediba".. that name sucks. It shall be FOY! And it's evolved form shall be FOYUSA!! Why? Because, it just should be. It LOOKS like a "FOY". Here's the deal below. We are working on an on-line petition for FOY as well..

Write Nintendo of America at 
Nintendo Power
P.O. BOX 97033
Redmond, WA 98073-9733

Flood (Okay.. not too much..) their E-Mail at 
nintendo@nintendo.com

Call them and ask to speak to a Phone Representative at 
1-800-255-3700

Demand your FOY! It's easier to market. It's short and simple. It's endearing, it's fun to say. Listen to the voices! Foy is awesome. Foy is the best. Foy is just.. well.. awesome. Very awsome. Always awesome. Awesome Foy. Awesome Foy. I love Foy. Foy is better than Pikachu. All hail Foy! C'Mon.. FOY! -PAW-
Adrock: You gotta fight foy your right to... Foy!
Philip: Foy is Floofy! Gotta love that!
Ice Blue: Nintendo... Foy is your brother...

Look! Content!
The Reviews section updated.. Bionic Commando, Wildsnakes, and the Pokémon World CD got reviewed! Neat! Good! Click Cukeman! -PAW-

Adrock: Muchos reviewsity! Muy bien!
Ice Blue: You speak Spanglish?

Contains no "inclined planes".
I got some nice stuff for the Library! Check it out! Click here. -PAW-

Adrock: Te gusta la biblioteca de DMG Ice?
Ice Blue: You forgot the ¿ in front of the sentence!  Now you have to jump in the lava pit as punishment.
Philip: But.. the Lava Troll will get him.. and he needs to return my Osterich!

In it to win it.
So.. it's time to attack again! Our pleas will not fall on deaf ears! FOY!!! Yes, the pokémon you see below is a "Foy". Not a "rediba".. that name sucks. It shall be FOY! And it's evolved form shall be FOYUSA!! Why? Because, it just should be. It LOOKS like a "FOY". Here's the deal below. We are working on an on-line petition for FOY as well..

Write Nintendo of America at 
Nintendo Power
P.O. BOX 97033
Redmond, WA 98073-9733

Flood (Okay.. not too much..) their E-Mail at 
nintendo@nintendo.com

Call them and ask to speak to a Phone Representative at 
1-800-255-3700

Demand your FOY! It's easier to market. It's short and simple. It's endearing, it's fun to say. Listen to the voices! Foy is awesome. Foy is the best. Foy is just.. well.. awesome. Very awsome. Always awesome. Awesome Foy. Awesome Foy. I love Foy. Foy is better than Pikachu. All hail Foy! C'Mon.. FOY! -PAW-
Adrock: You gotta fight foy your right to... Foy!
Philip: Foy is Floofy! Gotta love that!
Ice Blue: Nintendo... Foy is your brother...