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Hail Capain Syrup!Want me under your Christmas Tree?Red or Die!I am not Yellow. I am DANDELION.Sinister and loving it.
Quote Of the random upDate: "No, seriously. It's a wand."(12/10/2003)
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December 25th, 2003
Merry Stuff Day!
Well, were you all good? Yes? NO? Well, anyhow:  Here's a list of new presents for you! Actually, I've been rushing around and Christmas this year was tough. Soooooo... I wrapped up the presents and then forgot where I put them. O_O Well, here's the list of five presents. They will go up anytime from now and the end of the day. They ARE done; but I just need to uploadify them. Oh, my Christmas shopping investigation revealed that this year.. more and more kids will be hanging out with Mario & Luigi as well as tossing on Tanooki Suits in Super Mario Bros. 3. Those games were SOLD OUT everywhere this year. Same with Double Dash. Oh! Come back in a few and see what these are!

1. A strangely blue Present! (A Brand New Viral Speak! Merry Christmas!)
2. A big bulky present! (Three new reviews for Suki Nihon! It's NOT dead! I will put up more reviews in it later. Duke sent waaaay so many of them. It's not even funny!)
3. A bomb shaped present! (A Brand New "lost" Hbomb Article!)
4. A rather rational present! (Brand New Philip Rational!)
5. A very tree shaped present! (Squishy seems to have eaten part of it; but it's a review of Sword of Mana! I'm reworking it as we speak.)

Bonus Present: The reason that these presents were late this year is simple! Philip is REALLY Santa Claus! We have an exclusive picture to prove it! Behold the picture!

Hope your Christmas was full of Game Boy stuff! Oh, if you got a lump of coal or an NGage this year.. hey.. be good next time. Comment? -PAW-


December 18th, 2003
Any way you ape it.
Nintendo of Europe put out a press release and accidentally anounced Rare and Nintendo's Donkey Kong Country 2. The game is a port of the second Super Nintendo game. It features the same types of "enchancements" that the first Donkey Kong Country on Game Boy Advance featured. We have a review of the original Donkey Kong Country in our review. Go check it out. If you do NOT go check it out, we will have to use "Last Breath" on you. Bwa ha ha! KO with Dark Power! Well, you can tell what I've been playing. Comment? -PAW-

December 14th, 2003
Mega Mantastic.
Well, we all know what happened today. Saddam surrendered without a fight in a true testament of cowardice. He will be tried by the people he slaughtered and for him: There is no future. With no chance of Saddam coming back into power in Iraq, things can start progressing faster and we can start importing Iraqi programmers into the United States for use in giving creative input on video games. I can not wait to see what games they can create. However, there is more news for us, the Game Boy Owners of the World. I forgot to mention that Nintendo will release a BRAND NEW Kirby game in 2004. Kirby will have new powers, including a bow and arrow set with wings. I also neglected to mention this bit of AWESOMENESS. Apparently, Capcom is planning to release a compilation of all five previous Game Boy Mega Man games for the Game Boy Advance. That would be Mega Man in Dr. Wily's Revenge, Mega Man II, III, IV, and of course V. Mega Man V is the one with Tango the cat. We have reviews of all five of these games in our extensive reviews section. Comment? -PAW-

December 13th, 2003
Picking up speed.
Philip has a cold; but that doesn't stop him from actually doing some work. Here! Have a new review of Donkey Kong Country, while Philip sorts through the other reviews he has to put up! YAY! Comment? -PAW-

December 10th, 2003
A brand new bag.
It has been a while. I hope that Thanksgiving was kick ass for you guys and I want to state a few things. I *finally* finished the button set on the side of this site and will now work on a few subtle changes. I killed the Catch 'em game and updated the Newsity Archives. I also found out that my van has a crack in the Engine Block. That's a $500 part in itsself. So, somehow, I'll figure a way to pay for it all. Lots of stress, I suppose with that one. Well, news? Natsume announced that they will be making a female version of their Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town game so everyone will be happy. Nintendojo did a remix of their sites look recently and I am very pleased with it. I like how it looks. I've picked up Sword of Mana and I am working on a review of it. I'm still sorting over the tons of reviews I actually have to post. Thank you Duke for the huge amount of anime reviews I still have to put up in Suki Nihon! I will dedicate an update solely to you. It has been pretty hectic recently but it is calming down. What do I think so far of Sword of Mana? I think it is awesome and I also think that IGN's review of the game only exposes how out of touch IGN really is. Eh, oh well. The PSP specs are out, gotta love that 8mb of RAM. As far as games coming out and such? I've been swamped by titles and it's hard to juggle them around; but I love it! Anyhow, just letting you all know that I am ALIVE! See you tommorrow! Oh! PLEASE, PLEASE use Opera when viewing this page. I downloaded the latest version of it and it is teh s wifty. Comment? -PAW-

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