IGN
August 11th - August 20th
-August 11th, 2000-
Quote of the Update: "Old.. I feel old. Not just any type of old. 20 old."

Recap!
Actually, not. Tomorrow is my birthday and I've gotten, at most, 6 hours of sleep in the last four days. So.. only this lame article tonight. I'll have a lot of stuff for Monday... unless Nintendo pulls another big week.. oui! -PAW-

Adrock: Happy Birthday Philip!
Jazz gives Philip the same birthday present he gives all PC users.
Philip: That's all I need.. other than sleep. Oh, Adrock made his Staff Page Nifty. His middle name is Kyle. Let the evil South Park jokes fly. hehehe
Akemi: Happy Birthday, Philip!  You can have whatever you want from me.. *grins*Muk it up!
Yes, I know that's awful; but umm.. here's you're annual lowbrow humor for the day! Misty taste like fishy! Okay.. I WASTED all my good material tonight.. big old Viral Speak on Monday.. we lazy.. oh, lazy.. but you'll still visit.. you can not resist... FOY!

-August 14th, 2000-
Quote of the Update: "Yes, my disease-causing friends. The Night of the Hamburger is at hand!"

It's all for the Night.
The Library got updated. Stuff awaits. Oh, no! -PAW-

Jazz: It now features old, disgruntled librarians who disconnect you if you're loud.
Adrock: We tweak your ego with our abrupt modifications.
Ice Blue: Ummm... yes... we do...
Philip: and you'll like it too. Oh, more stuff in it tommorrow.
Akemi with a megaphone: QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY!
Infinity_Yak blows up Akemi's megaphone with even louder explosives.

Rise of Tyrant
It's Super Kamehameha Viral Speak. The fate of the world is in it's hands. Can it defeat The Evil? -PAW-

Adrock: Viral Speak called, your kids are at the state prison waiting to be bailed out.
Ice Blue: They are?
Ice Blue runs to the state prison.
Ice Blue: Damnit!  I'll get you, Padlock!
Infinity_Yak: must have been from my third marriage... no good children of the corn...
Akemi: K~A~M~E~H~A~M~E~H~AAAAAAAA!!  (The first king of Hawaii. ^_^)
 

American fans may scoff.
Oh, a Neo Geo Pocket Color reader review of Last Blade! It has nothing to do with Wesley Snipes and that's reason enough to jump in the Bin and take a look!

Adrock: Come on, Wesley Snipes was pretty good in... in...
Jazz: US Marshals.
Ice Blue: Philip Wesley Snipes... hmm... (that makes no sense but I felt like saying it)
Akemi: Ah, NGPC... How do I love you?  Let me count the ways...
Infinity_Yak: One is the loneliest number, and the list doesn't get any further... Rockaman Apowa Batule!

-August 15th - 16th, 2000-
Quote of the Update: "Funnel of Good!"

Games good! Lieberman BAD!
Or something.. important bit here: "Due to my lovely internetland service.. I was unable to get online until really early in the morning.. really early in the morning does two things to me.. well.. lack of sleep makes me.. umm.. well.. I give good update tommorrow.. and this time.. having not slept more than three hours in 48 hour period make me make stuff like this... -PAW-

Eat with ketchup!




Love & Peace
Look! Library.. again! I missed some stuff.. Oh, Snowflake hopefully tommorrow. -PAW-

Adrock: Books, check em out!
Ice Blue: ...at the LIBRARY!

Winters
Here's a little game. Called: "Good Idea, Bad Idea". I had to give Dot Adrock's phone number to use this. So enjoy.

Good Idea: "Palm OS games on Game Boy Color."
Bad Idea: "Game Boy Color games on Palm OS."

Good Idea: Update Area DMG.
Bad Idea: Dangle the update in front of the ravenous masses, and then quickly pull it back for tommorrow. *grins with an evil nature*

Good Idea: Mythri, Shante, and Decathalon 2000.
Bad Idea: They gots no publishers...

Good Idea: Waiting for Space World with great anticipation!
Bad Idea: Holding your breath while waiting for it with great anticipation.

Good Idea: Viral Speak Updated!
Bad Idea: Viral Speak Updated! -PAW-

Adrock: What kind of world are we living in where a good game can't even get a publisher.
Ice Blue: What kinda of world are we living if we can allow the Viral Speak to be UPDATED?
 

Muk it up!
You can do it! Believe in the Power of Foy!!

-August 17th, 2000-
Quote of the Update: "Lucca GOOD! Lavos BAD! "

Scars of Time.
Look! News articles! First up is an interesting thing courtesy of Lion and Lamb. And the other is on the SongBoy. YEAH! Click and see! Yes, you want to! -PAW-
Infinity_Yak: and in case you didn't notice, I updated my songboy article in the Yak's Den, so check it out too...
Akemi: I updated... nothing?
 

The Bend of Time.
Is right at the hip. As her lips pressed against mine! Like Jessica Rabbit, she collects bad habits, gets her drinks for free... umm.. never mind that. NEW REVIEWS! The Bin! Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby! -PAW-
Infinity_Yak:  We're your daddy.
Akemi: Who's kissing you? That's MY job, dangit!
Philip backs away from this one.
 

The Girl Who Stole the Star.
As if our album references weren't any less obvious today. I would like to say that who ever decided that Radical Dreamers shouldn't come over to the USA.. should be dragged into Viral Speak and beaten mercilessly with poles. Oh, anyone who can find me a place to order the Radical Dreamers OSV is a Patron Saint. -PAW-

Infinity_Yak:  I don't get any of the album references... I guess I should put my King's X and Cake CD's away for a while...
Akemi: I didn't get the Song References...
Jazz: Look on the bright side, this means we won't have to listen to Philip's 'Radical Dreams' sexual references.
Philip: Touch my Chrono Trigger...
 

Muk it up!
Not Pokemon related.. but.. HEY! One more time, repeat after me! GAMES GOOD! LIEBERMANN BAD!
Eat with ketchup!