Friends Win
Previews and Release Dates tommorrow.. or bust! Oh, some nifty new reviews from nifty readers. A VERY in-depth review of Warlocked by Superguy3000, makes other sites reviews look like a paragraph and caused me to rethink my review.. I will make mine longer! I must! So, I delayed it. Pikamom gives Mysterium and Kingdom Crusade a looksie. Only one of them is truly splendid to behold. And BoomerIB gives off a loooooong review of a loooong game called Nobunga's Ambition. Way to go awesome readers!
 

Signal in the Sky
Do you like the PS2? As it currently stands.. that PS2 bash ad is the top ranking ad currently. But, the others are close. A lot of people know who Joseph Liebermann is.. I'm surprised. Also, surprising.. the "Naked Yellow Rat", "Make him go away", and Misty are also major contenders. Dragon Ball Z.... I dunno.. maybe I should have gone for a Gundam joke? Anyways, vote.... -PAW-
 

Fight the Power
Viral Speak.. it has been a long battle. -PAW-

Oh, Mythri needs your help!
Sign the petition. Read the interview; if you are wary of the petition. I think the interview can convince you that Team XKalibur truly has a game that is worthy of a publisher..
 

Little Tommy had a cold, and it made him feel gloom. But the little bellsprout got up off of his jigglypuff and played outside in the muk. He started to pikachu; but it was okay... he wouldn't be pidgey. To impress one of his friends, he tried koffing up a big lugia. And I wasted your time... HA HA HA

Touch my Myrthi?
All unneeded innuendo aside, I updated the previews and added Mythri to our previews. Many screenshots. Good. You. Click. HERE. -PAW-

Adrock: It's either this or more Peanut Butter muffins.
Akemi: That sounds good... I'm hungry. O_o
Philip: Run! Oh, the pair behind Decathlon 2000 need to start a petition..they made an addicting game..
 
 

Set Greeting(Hello) + News(NEWSITY_ARTICLE) = True
 Set New_Review(Monopoly + Primeval = True) = True
If You_Click(Mouse_Pointer) + HERE = True
  Set Emotion(Happy) = True
  Let Good_Time(Happen)
  Set End(Of_Article) + Name_Mark(PAW) = True

Adrock: What does hello world mean, anyways...
Akemi: Dover is kawaii yo...
Set Identity(Philip) = True
 

Flubby..
Yes.. flubby.. I said.. "Flubby". Look! Viral Speak. Night! -PAW-

Adrock: Flubby... I'll hearing that a lot at the pool at Camp.
Rosa: Flubby!
Adrock: Die!
Akemi: You aren't "flubby"... You're kawaii...
Philip: Adrock is the Man. He's too good for the likes of Rosa.
 

Signal in the Sky
Do you like the PS2? As it currently stands.. that PS2 bash ad is the top ranking ad currently. But, the others are close. A lot of people know who Joseph Liebermann is.. I'm surprised. Also, surprising.. the "Naked Yellow Rat", "Make him go away", and Misty are also major contenders. Dragon Ball Z.... I dunno.. maybe I should have gone for a Gundam joke? Anyways, vote.... -PAW-

Oh, Mythri needs your help!
Sign the petition. Read the interview; if you are wary of the petition. I think the interview can convince you that Team XKalibur truly has a game that is worthy of a publisher..
 

Joke. Now laugh.

Street Spirit
Well, sloooow day? Umm. Yeah. Okay.. not really. There's two new reviews in the reviews from some fantastic readers! 4 in 1 Funpack.. and Q-Bert! Oh, Majesco is making a color version of Q-Bert.. it looks like a straight port of the old GB game. Read the review to find out if you should be excited.. or horrified. -PAW-

Infinity_Yak:  The Majesco version probably won't be nearly as good as the homebrew version, ported line for line by some generous scenester ;)
Akemi: Our readers are the best! ^_^
 

Fake Plastic Trees
Got Tomb Raider for GBC? Bored with the silence of the background music? Well, read this little mini article and see what Philip listens to when he's making Lara Croft smack into walls, and plummet to her death on the spikes below.. I mean.. saving the world and finding loot. -PAW-

Infinity_Yak: Probably the same thing he listens to the rest of the time.  But if it isn't Dream Theater I don't want to hear it...
Akemi: I always thought guys only bought that game to look at Lara's implants and her butt.  WHAT GUY CARES ABOUT THE MUSIC?!
Philip: I like the challenge and exploring.. honest.

Sulk
The Viral Speak walks by Midnight.. -PAW-
Akemi: Ooh.  Skeery no da.
Philip: Yeah.
 

Signal in the Sky
Do you like the PS2? As it currently stands.. that PS2 bash ad is the top ranking ad currently. But, the others are close. A lot of people know who Joseph Liebermann is.. I'm surprised. Also, surprising.. the "Naked Yellow Rat", "Make him go away", and Misty are also major contenders. Dragon Ball Z.... I dunno.. maybe I should have gone for a Gundam joke? Anyways, vote.... -PAW-

Oh, Mythri STILL needs your help!
Sign the petition. Read the interview; if you are wary of the petition. I think the interview can convince you that Team XKalibur truly has a game that is worthy of a publisher..
 

Run free in the wind.. soar like a Fearow!

Special Note!
Thanks to circumstances beyond my control. (Read: Huge, ugly storm and incredibly insipid dial-up connection service named I-Land...) I was NOT able to get a good update out for everyone. I apologize for this and will move the content I had planned for tonight to Tuesdays update. Sorry. Oh, Alone in the Dark = Released in September. Does that not strike you as.. well... wow. Anyways, here's a short bit of news.

NPD TRSTS Stats for July 23rd - 29th

10. Pokemon Pinball
9. Pac-Man: Special Color Edition
8. X-Men: Mutant Academy
7. Tony Hawk Pro Skater
6. Wario Land 3
5. Pokemon Blue
4. Pokemon Red
3. Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
2. Pokemon: The Trading Card Game
1. Pokemon Yellow: Special Pikachu Edition

Stuff sells well.. visit our reviews section! -PAW-

Recap!
Welcome! I got a whole lot of nothing done!

1. Alone in the Dark: New Nightmare.. is good. Click the dancing Cukeman  for a special article on the game.

2. Have a great weekend.

3. The Sky is Falling.. and Viral Speak is calling.

There you go. -PAW-

Signal in the Sky
Do you like the PS2? As it currently stands.. that PS2 bash ad is the top ranking ad currently. But, the others are close. A lot of people know who Joseph Liebermann is.. I'm surprised. Also, surprising.. the "Naked Yellow Rat", "Make him go away", and Misty are also major contenders. Dragon Ball Z.... I dunno.. maybe I should have gone for a Gundam joke? Anyways, vote.... -PAW-

Oh, Mythri STILL needs your help!
Sign the petition. Read the interview; if you are wary of the petition. I think the interview can convince you that Team XKalibur truly has a game that is worthy of a publisher..
 

Ryhorny!! Bad!!

Going Public
Well, not actually.. you can't buy dmgice.com stock yet; but hey! You can invest some time in profitable new reviews! There are six new reviews. Oh, yes. That's an excellent outcome for the day. The reviews are up by six! Yippee! Now, you can afford to read up and maybe save yourself some money. Thanks to the readers who took the time to care for this rapid growth in our market. -PAW-

Adrock: The band in the album references... I saw them live.
Akemi: You mean I don't get stock options?
Philip is tired: I'll take a quick nap.

Shine
Oh, here's some tasty Viral Speak!

Akemi licks her lips.
Philip wakes up: Woah.. I don't remember doing Viral Speak.. maybe.. I didn't do it.. Oh, no! Not.. that!
 

Spirit Thing
More of a needed-to-do thing. Like it. I updated The Release Lists! -PAW-

Akemi puts on her cheerleading uniform. Gooooo Philip! ^_^
Philip: Yippee!

Oxygen, please.
Well, Jazzman made an article about the GBA; but this article is about reviews! Two new reviews! YEAH! -PAW-
 

Gameboy Advancing.
Before you click on the link below, we ask that you make sure that you're not operating any heavy machinery. (How the heck are you doing that if you're at your computer anyway?) We also suggest that you wear some sort of heart monitor, and recommend a full CAT scan afterward. We also take no responsibility to any damage you inflict on your NGPC afterwards. Thank you. -JPC-

THE Link.

Silly Squid!
No Squishy! Viral Speak! Not for Red Beanie Octopi! -PAW-

Yawn.
After such a stretch of amazingly cool news days.. I think I won't update. Just kidding. One more review and Viral Speak! -PAW-

Jazz reads the fine print: (Excessive newsities can cause blindness, paralysis, or even death.)
Akemi: I've been so busy with school lately.. I think I need to read some reviews and kick back...
Ice Blue: Bwa ha ha ha... I'm commenting the regular way for the first time in a while... (in other words, I'll be in trouble tomorrow).
 

Signal in the Sky
Do you like the PS2? As it currently stands.. that PS2 bash ad is the top ranking ad currently. The two winners, look like the PS2 bah and "Punch Liebermann".. oh, boy.. still time though.. hurry!Anyways, vote.... -PAW-

Oh, Mythri STILL needs your help!
Sign the petition. Read the interview; if you are wary of the petition. I think the interview can convince you that Team XKalibur truly has a game that is worthy of a publisher..
 

Puff!