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April 2003
Squishy Gone Wild!
How is our E3 coverage this year? It's SQUISHY. It doesn't suck like years before it. Instead it leaves you in the hands of or rather the tentacles of SQUISHY. Please read on about Squishy as our E3 coverage starts! Also, neat -o!! Comment! -PAW /05/01/2003-

Simple Smashing!
There was a GP something error stuff, so we had down time. Sorry about that. Look! On the right hand side is a new Viral Speak and a little The Library Update. Oh, Squishy will be at E3 and A-Kon this year. YAY! Oh, Sega announced Sonic Battle for GBA, it's like Smash Bros. But with Sonic, Knuckles, Amy, Cream, Tails, Shadow, Rouge, and more characters... Comment? -PAW /04/29/2003- She was the one to hold me, the night the lights went out.

Capcom-o-nice.
Capcom has announced that they will be releasing a port of the Super Nintendo Aladdin game as well as Mickey's Magical Quest 2. Nice. Oh, for those wondering. Wing Commander: Final Prophecy is coming to GBA and it is using the 3-D Blue Rose engine to some nice effects. Also, Seiken Densetsu Advance for Game Boy Advance (The remix of Final Fantasy Adventure) is being called "Sword of Mana" in the USA.  See a review or few for the original game in our Reviews section! Comment? -PAW /04/25/2003-

Pac-Man Gobbles Sonic.
Although we would have hoped that the yellow one's preference would be Amy Rose or Rouge; it appears that he has gone the way of Tails and is prepareing to eat Sonic. Talks are currently underway about a merger between Sega and Namco. We can only wonder what they will name this one. Nega? Samco? What does it matter? It's better Namco than Microsoft if you ask me. Should be interesting to see how this turns out. Comment? -PAW /04/21/2003-

Now we know the truth.
And behold! We are free. Mother 1 & 2, also 3(!?)m have been confirmed by Nintendo as being for the Game Boy Advance. Apparently, it will be out in Japan in June. So far, it appears to be a Phantasy Star Collection Style game pak with Earthbound (Mother 2) and the -previously unreleased in the U.S.- Earthbound Prelude (Mother 1) game. The games appear to not be getting any type of graphic overhauls. While upgraded graphics would have been welcome, they are not needed as the games still look good enough to pass. Mother 3 was a 64DD game before it was canceled and elements of it scattered abroad into games such as Animal Crossing and Giftpia. Should be interesting. Oh, the upcoming Donkey Kong Country is just a sharper version of the previously released Rare Game Boy Color Donkey Kong Country. It contains an extra level and multi-player mini-games. A bit of a waste if you ask me. Oh, well. We will see Earthbound hitting us either this Christmas or early Spring 2004. Comment? -PAW /04/15/2003-


?WHY Y@u $@D?! P01NK!
We are sad because there was no Mother 3 (Earthbound 2 in the USA) ever released. But, no be unhappy! In the latest Nintendo Dream magazine (The Japanese version of Nintendo Power?) there are stickers of MR. SATURN and cryptic messages of how it may be "here" in 2003. Hmm? Sounds fishy or rather Earthboundy to me! Would be nice to see Earthbound and Earthbound Zero (Mother 2 and Mother 1) on GBA.. We will see more on Earthbound at E3, most likely. Comment? -PAW /04/09/2003-

Pokéspirited Away.
The Fifth Pokémon movie trailer appears in front of the recently re-released movie "Spirited Away" in theatres. Would you like to know more? Comment? -PAW /04/01/2003-

Nintendo of Europe bloops again.
The European branch of Nintendo, which confirmed Metal Gear Solid for the Game Cube recently has let slip the dogs of disclosure on a few other titles when updating their release lists. The first being a planned release of Made in Wario in Europe. It is being renamed Wario Ware$ to match the name of the English version and will arrive in September. The other games did not contain information on release dates, only TBA 2003. Also on their GBA list -unless they have already removed it- is/was Metal Gear Solid 2 and Metal Gear: Files. Apparently Solid 2 is a new game and Files appears to be -most likely- a port of a previous game or two. Also on the list is Super Monkey Ball Jr. 2 and Phantasy Star 4.  I'm pretty much drooling on myself here and I'm eagerly awaiting any further details... nakedly. Comment? -PAW /04/01/2003-

Fans use SING.
Nintendo and "Pokémon Company" have announced a contest for all of the Pokéfans who want to win a Lugia modified PT Cruiser. All you have to do is make an idiot of yourself singing. This should not be too hard if you have spent the last few monthes singing "Where have all the flowers gone" or "Onward Christian soliders" at "rallies." Nintendo has details on their contest at this site . Get Jigglypuff with it, fo' shizzle. Comment? -PAW /04/01/2003-

Golden Sun 2 censored for American release.
Golden Sun: The Lost Age contains an interesting bit of censorship from the original Japanese release that we should be aware of. A typical scenario that appears in a lot of Japanese animation is an "Onsen" scene, or a bath house sequence. Apparently the Japanese version contained a sequence in which the character Jenna has a long dialogue while bathing alone at night. While the scene contains no actual nudity, the implication of nudity called for the US version to be slightly rewritten. Her dialogue now happens in a forest clearing, instead of a forest lake. Aside from name changes, and a slightly easier learning curve, nothing else has been altered in the game. The delays make a bit more sense now and I'm still more than happy that the game is finally going to be released in the US on April 21st. Comment? -PAW /04/01/2003-

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