Oh... my...
I love it when I'm wrong and we see THIS! All this time.. I thought "Donkey Kong GBC" was going to be that lame colored version of Donkey Kong Land 3 that showed up in Japan. And then.. Nintendo shows off.. THIS! Although.. I just a little suspicious as to why it looks the way it does. I mean, I thought you could push over 256 colors on-screen with that graphic refresh trick. -PAW-
Adrock: Bah... this coming from the same guys that give us.. Ledybya!
 

My Palm IIIe loves me.
Or rather, umm.. anyways, here's the deal. There is a NEW REVIEW. And there is also a NEW FAN FICTION.. and.. Viral Speak. -PAW-
Ice Blue: Content Ahoy!
Philip: Of course.
 

A Mafia Moment.
Take the time this Easter to love you mobster. Here you go.
"Poké Village(pokevillage.com), member of the GB Mafia, has succesfully changed servers from GAMEZNet to Flare.Net. With this change we are to be getting a Full Licensced UBB, Auctions, Stores, Memberships, Free E-mail Accounts, Contests, and Much More More! So stay tuned and watch out!"
That is what they said. Be happy. And if I don't get any jellybeans.. someone dies. Oh, their CGI isn't working; so their news is a bit.. belated. On that note.. everything you see here on DMG Ice.. is organic HTML. No CGI newsity for you, here. BWA HA HA. -PAW-
Ice Blue: Organic HTML... heh... the site is... ALIVE...
Philip: DMG ICE: A truly Organic Experience.
 

DAILY MUK
I think we can still fight for Foy. Get mean, get.. really mean. This bug is Foy.. not Ledybya. "Ledybya" sounds stupid. Foy is FLIGHT. Call 1-800-255-3700 and complain.

Special Note
After that HUGE update yesterday.. it's breather time. Oh, check this link out. Oh, Viral Speak will be combined for tommorrow.. AND I left yesterdays update up. -PAW-
Infinity_Yak:  Speak sweet virus, speak!

My Oddish feels funny.
Could you please take a look at my Oddish? It got updated and I think it's okay; but I want you to check my Oddish and see if it is okay. Please? Just take that mouse in your hands and click here to look at my Oddish! My Oddish will feel lonely if no one is looking at it. -PAW-
Ice Blue: That was written by a scary subway pervert.
Philip: You're fired. ;)
Infinity_Yak:Did I mention you're fired?

Reviewedulation.
Oooo! New word. Anyways, new reviews. Yummy! -PAW-
Ice Blue: Yeah... all reviews are yummy except for the one that's rated with a "?%"... hehehe...
Foy: Foy! (Well that one for Home Alone didn't taste that great to me...)
Infinity_Yak: *clasping cheeks*  AGGGHHHH!!!!!

Fan Fictions...
You know the drill. Run for your life or click here. -PAW-
Ice Blue: I think I will run for my life...
Infinity_Yak:  I'll run for Ice Blue's life.
Philip: I'll vote for you. ;)

Mo Mafia.
Hey. After weeding through some recent Mafia submissions -I get a lot of them- I added a new Legend of Zelda site, and I would like tosay that Mafia heavy "The Master Sword" got some "exclusive" bits on that new Legend of Zelda game for the N64. Not bad. And some new screenshots. Yummy. Oh, the new Legend of Zelda site is... "Zelda Legends". Nifty. -PAW-
Ice Blue: Do you think Link and King Arthur are related?
Infinity_Yak: Yeah, to me.
Philip: I don't think so. Link doesn't run around in Red Underwear.. and Yak don't wear pants to begin with.

Move along citizens..
New NPD TRSTS stats. Nothing more to see. Click here if you really care. Oh, Pokémon Yellow is no longer the best selling game. -PAW-
Ice Blue: A game based on a card game popularized by a show based on a game based on a small comic from a decade ago.
Infinity_Yak: ...based on the novelization, adapted from the screenplay, by the director's cousin's chicken scrawlings on a cocktail napkin.
Philip: And Tom Chick would LOVE it.

Ain't that a nice thing.
Over 130 developers world wide are expected to ign on for Game Boy Advanced Development. About 95% of them will make side-scrolling platform games. ;) Oh, Viral Speak. -PAW-
Ice Blue: Hmm... with 20 more developers we can make a game called Pocket Developers... where you catch them and they make games to battle other developers in game sales...
Infinity_Yak: Yeah, and that's not counting me and YakAttack Games, due for our first release sometime in the years between 2002-20XX
Philip: Good idea, Blue. "You caught a 989 Studios? Bummer... and it evolves in to a Naughty Dog.. man.. that one sucks anyway you look at it. Trade it for a Kemco."

That's Cheeky.
Here you go. Something neat. -PAW-
Ice Blue (who didn't read it yet): Interesting...
Philip: The GBA.. it's making that Palm VII over there sweat like a dog in fear.

Spruce us
I was bored..so I messed around with the front page a little. Daily Muk has a neato graphic now. Foy is on the side. I made the Viral Speak box slightly bigger. I don't know why. I also added a Library Link in the Content Bar. See... I read my e-mail. :) -PAW-
Ice Blue: You were bored, eh?  And you checked your email?  That means you only check your email when you are bored...
Random Blue Virus: I check my email everytime my dog tells me to.
Adrock: I check my email every time... hey wait... I hardly ever check it!
Jazz: What's email?

We like to fatten them up first.
Look! It's a BIG VIRUS! Click on that BIG VIRUS to see the latest Viral Speak! -PAW-

Ice Blue: That's not the only thing that's big... ;)
Random Blue Virus: You traitor... all virii should be the same size...
Adrock: Size does matter.
Godzilla: Fork over the million bucks for copyright infringement.
Matthew Broderick: Not if I have anything to do with it.

Pikachu will be in a Milk Commercial.
After all those Hentai Performances at the hands of sick fans; Pikachu will be in a Got Milk ad soon. God help us all. -PAW-
Ice Blue: He'll probably jump out of the TV after running out of electricity and drink milk and become the all mighty Electro-Rat... or not.
Adrock: I wonder who's next to drink milk... maybe... Philip!
Jazz: I think Misty should do one...mmm... then I'd buy lotsa milk.
Philip: But.. I won't touch it; because.. people.. it's NOT milk!

Not in public I hope.
King Arthur has been running around in his underwear again. Stay off the streets. Yes.. it's a review of Ghouls and Ghosts. -PAW-
Ice Blue gets hit by a spear and runs around screaming like a school girl.
Adrock: It's time to forgive Capcom, just go ahead and start playing their games again. Forget you ever saw RE for GBC...
Philip: Or don't and SIGN this.
 

Congratulations. It's a Donkey.
The incredible Donkey Kong -Not related to Mule Kong- has been cornered into a preview update by Adrock. -PAW-
Ice Blue: Donkey Kong + Horse Kong = Mule Kong... o_O
Adrock: It's brand new for you!
Philip: Horse Kong + Mule Kong equals.. umm.. never mind.

In a surprise move.. here are Sephiroth's Stats. (My Mewtwo..)
Sephiroth is the first in a line of "Super Mewtwo's". You see.. the game has built in secrets. Sephiroth has low stats compared to what I'm working in my labs to create/catch. BWA HA HA HA HA Ahem. When the "Dio" project is done.. anyways. The "Nine" project nears completion and I'm slightly miffed at the results. Not much higher than Sephiroth. But the "Dio"... he he he. Most of my theory has worked so far! Anyways, here's the declassified stats. Once I complete the Nine Project, I'll give a little word on how I do this; if you haven't heard it yet.
Sephiroth
Level 100
HP = 401
Attack = 318
Defense = 248
Speed = 356
Special = 392
Knows: Psychic, Swift, Confusion, and Recover. I'll probably replace Confusion with Amnesia later. Nine knows and Amnesia.. and well.. it's not a pretty sight.

This too shall pass
Konami Co. Ltd. just announced that they will buy a controlling share in Takara Co. Ltd. for 3.3 Billion Yen or around $31 Million US Dollars. This means? Well, let us see, Konami makes excellent Game Boy games. Takara makes toys and Takara is responsible for the following Game Boy games: "King of the Fighters 1995/1996/1997, Battle Arena Toshinden, World Heroes, World Heroes 2 Jet, Samurai Showdown, Samurai Showdown 3, Real Bout Special, Fatal Fury, Fatal Fury 2: Mark of the Wolves, and several other Game Boy fighting games. We won't see any SNK liscenses come out of this; but we might see some excellent game related toys in Japan, and the chance for Takara/Konami original fighting games still stands. -PAW-
Ice Blue: Is it possible to do the Konami code on the GBC?
Jazz: That sounds like a dance!
Jazz does the 'Konami Code'
Philip: I think I will be sick...

Exit Row
The Bin...... it lives again. Anyways, Adrock digs into the Neo Geo Pocket Color. Philip reviews Resident Evil 2 for the Game.Com. Bandai/Atari section up finally. -PAW-
Ice Blue: What's the Bin? ;)
Jazz: It's where we lock Mark every time he insults pokemon.

Open Heart Surgery
#gameboy, and #blue. Now you have a choice. You have the power to choose... use it well. Robb's going to have GBC trivia tommorrow. Be in #gameboy before 9:30 eastern time if you want to play. Anyways... I went editing through the Viral Speak.. and well.. it's late and I'll just combine them both for Friday. -PAW-
Ice Blue: Choose or lose...

Okay. Here's a cool little deal. It will be under the Daily Muk from now on. It's the "Pokémon Catcher". It's a script. You hit it and you catch a Pokémon. Write down what you caught, then hit reload to catch another one. Can you catch all 152.. err.. 151? Hey.. go for it!

Nintendo hires Philip!
Yeah! Oh, wait.. Philip Morse. He will be Vice-President in charge of their Human Resources office. He's got 16 years of experience. He specialized in Litigation and stuff. Congratulations "Flip". Oh, Nintendo and seven other companies that weren't named are under investigation in Europe for "Breaking Anti-Trust Laws" by "Keeping prices artifically high". Well, maybe they should also nab Sony; because the Play Station has a veritable home console monopoly in Europe? Or something like that. Anyways, Nintendo and those other companies have two weeks to tell the European Commission to "Stick it". And whatever ad nausem infinitus. -PAW-
Ice Blue: Stick it in your pocket!!
Philip: Exactly...
 

This sticking point.
Tis it better to speak with passion and be heard? Or to speak with Wisedom and be ignored? Either way.. Viral Speak. -PAW-
Ice Blue: It's better to not speak at all than to speak and sound stupid... like I do, every day I comment... oh wait...
Ice Blue grumbles to himself.
Philip smiles innocently.
Sock Monkey sits there silently thinking Sock Mokney thoughts.

For those wondering about Surfing Pikachu.. it only knows SURF. That's its ONLY water move. On the other end of PK Stadium "goodies" is the Amnesia Psyduck.. which basically just knows Amnesia.