Swing 2000
Today.. was delayed.. okay. Here's the deal. Turbo Tax is a program that stinks to high Heaven and.. well... between Rayman and Pokémon Card.. it's hard to find time! I'll have a review of those soon. And a large Viral Speak tommorrow. -PAW-

Fire Walker
Today is a day for.. reviews! Yes. Let us sing in a joyful voice and dance around in tarps of silk! Or something like that. How many reviews? A few... bwa ha ha. -PAW-
Ice Blue: This site contains newsity, intellextual content, dull language, and exetreme cartoon violence... and reviewsity.
Philip: Yeah. And we're not too good role models either. ;)

Electric Wafer
Viral Speak. Believe. -PAW-
Ice Blue: Believe that virii will speak to you... even though they are too tiny to have mouths.
Foy: Foy! (Technically, they aren't even organisms...)
Philip:Yes... believe.

The Bad Touch.
As you know, for some odd reason. we have an EVIL amount of reviews! 666 to be exact. This must be stopped! So.. here's two new Reader Reviews! They have saved us! But.. it was too late to save us from.. VIRAL SPEAK! AAAAAUGGGH! -PAW-
Ice Blue: Those damn story makers are copying that angel known as Akemi-Chan... I shall send out my drones... gorth forth and stop them idea stealers.
Random Blue Virus: You wants us to attack people?
Another Random Blue Virus: We are love virii not fighting virii...
Ice Blue kicks the Random Blue Virii.
Philip: Sigh.. do you realize he's said the "D" word for like three updates straight? I'm starting to get sick of it.

RSVP
No real news.. just that the Game Boy Advanced can support DOLBY DIGITAL SURROUND SOUND. Shaazaaam. That's, like, sweeet. -PAW-
Ice Blue: That doesn't sound right... "portible supports surround sound".  Oh well... the more features the better, right?
Philip: And I'm not at all miffed by having to buy an Infra Red port seperately.

DAILY MUK
Well, it's BAAAAAACK! And I hope your happy. This is where I will put nifty Deck Ideas! It's not.. completely back yet; because there is a little more I want to do with it. Anyways, I want to say something. That kid in the Fire GYM? You know.. who wants your energy cards? Save when you get in there, now.. make a few "dummy decks" Basically 1 basic Pokémon Card and 59 energy cards. Do this so that you only have one energy card not in a deck. Say yes to him and you'll get a PROMO SLOWPOKE... for the price of ONE card. ;)

Best Buy = Charisma Carpenter.
Or not. Anyways, I updated BUY THE BEST! It's golden. And so are you if you visit it! Anyways, find out what we waste our time with. Peace! -PAW-
Adrock: Because we care about your money. Err... w mean, who you give your money to. Err... how you spend your... what games you... drat. It's tough not to sound pushy.
Ice Blue: Maybe we should start on a Buy the Worst section... where people can try to buy the worst games available... just for fun (or lack of it).
Philip: We tell you what to buy... you buy it. GOT IT?
 

Like Ice; but not as sticky.
It's Viral Speak! Ooooo! Aaaaaaaaah! That's how it all starts; then there's running, screaming... -PAW-
Adrock: If a virus speaks in the middle of the woods, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Ice Blue: Yeah... like me, but not as sticky...
Philip: Of course.

DAILY MUK
Can I go without mentioning the Card Game? Nope. I would like to say that I'm doing fine in the game. And.. I'll post up my current deck from time to time.

I see sales.
NPD TRSTS Stats, they're good for you and provide TEN essential vitamins and minerals. Yum. Yum. Eat them up. -PAW-
Ice Blue: I will not eat them unless they have 11 essential vitamins and minerals.
Jazz: Isn't it obvious? Pokemon blue is so much better than red.
Infinity_Yak:  I think I ate too many sales records this month... I don't feel so hot...
Philip: Hmm.. you can have mine. I'm not too hungry.

Rayman's Rainbow
Rayman and Rainbox 6 head out into the fray of reviews today! And to top it off, I deal out my judgement on Pokémon: The Trading Card Game! Oh, and the iMuse gets updated as well. -PAW-

Meggy-Hime: You're slacking off Philip... tsk tsk tsk... You do not please the princess, but I still love you. ^_^
Ice Blue: Ummm... yeah.
Jazz: If only you could shoot your men in this version... and no, I'm not talking about the pokemon game.
Infinity_Yak:  Rainbow Six...  Hmm... sounds like an "alternative lifestyle" superhero group to me.

Lick this and mail it.
Buy The Best updated.. with new Top Ten stuff from the Staff. :) -PAW-
Infinity_Yak:  yes, buy the best and like it, or face the infinite wrath that is Mark.
Meggy-Hime: Mark?  Is he cute?
Ice Blue: Yes... he's dead sexy.
Jazz: With help from a few drinks, anyway.

Catch a Virus.
Or rather Viral Speak. It's more fun than salmonella. -PAW-
Ice Blue: Actually, I think salmonella is pretty fun...
Meggy-Hime: Isn't salmonella a type of fish?
Infinity_Yak:  mmm... Salmoniscious
Belome: Must..... stop.... the HUNGER!!!
Philip: Catch it.

DAILY MUK
Care to know what my current deck is? Hit back in tommorrow.. and I'll tell you what I'm currently useing. ;)

Building a Mystery
Whoosya Sugar Daddy? Here you go, baby! One Interview with Hot Gen. You know you want some, baby. They were developing Resident Evil GBC, find out why it got the shaft. Oh, yeah. We popped The Seven on them for you. All for you. Oh, go read it, baby. Yeah. Whoosya Daddy? Hmm? -PAW-
Infinity_Yak:  I'm your daddy.
Ice Blue: No you aren't, you liar!!
MeGGy-HiMe: OH PHILIP!! You can be my sugar daddy... I'll be your Cherry Pie...mmm mm...^_^
Ice Blue: You can be MY Cherry Pie anyday!  ;)
Philip:Maybe I shouldn't let him bring friends.....?
 

I love you
What's that you say? You want content? Okay. I'll give you content. Here's a new Reader Review of Spy VS Spy Color, and a NEW Fan Fiction. Oh, you want more? Okay.. below is some.. news and by clicking here; you get some Viral Speak. -PAW-
Infinity_Yak:  You forgot to mention that I updated hardware.  (made you look!.. Yes, I am deviant)
Meggy-Hime: I am very impressed at this update... ^_^ *applauds Philip*
Ice Blue: What is this "content" that you always speak of?
Philip: I think in one fell swoop.. S- Cargo has become one of my favorite Fan Fic writers.
 

Sweet Surrender
Enix has confirmed that Dragon Warrior 1 & 2 were coming to the States. Gee, didn't we already say they were going to, like, months ago? Oh, well. Why not go see our old preview of it? Oh, quick fact! The characters in Dragon Warrior 1 & 2 were designed by the same guy -Akira Toriyama- who designed the Dragon Ball series. And since ENIX is translating it all this time.. it will be more accurate than Dragon Warrior Monsters (What'd she say her name was?) and will hopefully retain all those beloved "Thees" and "Thous". -PAW-
Infinity_Yak:  Umm, if the game was already released on the NES, wouldn't there already be a full english translation of the text?
Meggy-Hime: Okay, with a name like Akira Toriyama, you know the characters have to be awesome.
Ice Blue: Cowabunga! (I just felt like saying that, for some odd reason...)
Philip: For saying that.. word.. I will delay updateing the Gallery until.. Tommorrow! BWA HA HA

Last Dance
Oh, David Dayton's Code Book -Part of the Mafia- is on it's sixth year on-line or so. It's big and bad and you should go see it. Oh, before I switch on out. A QUICK prediction. Spring 2001 = Dragon Warrior 3 for GBC. Winter 2001 - Dragon Warrior Monsters 2. -PAW-
Infinity_Yak:  I'll place my bets $20 on DW3, $20 on DWM2, $40 on double 6, and $.05 on Dallas to win against Edmonton in 6, just to be on the safe side..
Meggy-Hime: No bets from me...Although that DW3 bet seems inviting...
Ice Blue: Who's David Dayton?  He should be called DD or Double D or something... that would be cooler sounding.
Philip: I think Ice Blue should try to read the site; but I hope he never changes. ;)

DAILY MUK
The DMG ICE deck (What Philip is currently useing..)
Fire Energy X 13
Psychic Energy X 13
Double Colorless Energy X 4
Charmander LV10 X 4
Charmeleon LV32 X 3
Charizard LV76 X 2
Moltres LV 37 X 1
Mewtwo :V60 X 1
Mew LV8 X 1
Mew LV23 X 1
Kangaskhan LV40 X 2
Tauros LV32 X 2
Snorlax LV20 X 1
Professor Oak X 1
Bill X 3
Switch X 2
Pokédex X 1
Potion X 4
Full Heal X 1
And that's it. I usually win useing umm. Well, it's usually depends on my opponents. I like Tauros Rampage attack. It's an excellent last ditch attack. Kangaskhan has that excellent move that takes off about 80 points. Moltres is a Legendary Card.. so it has that lovely Fire Bringer move. Which I can use to build it up or build one of those lovely Charizards. Mew is a unique card. One can not be harmed by any evolved Pokémon. (Very Useful, really.) Imagine your opponents frustration when their evolved Arcanine/Dragonite/Etc. can't touch this low leveled Mew! HA HA HA. I love Mew.Dr. Oak is a last ditch card as well. Pokédex and those Bill cards are a deadly combination. Mewtwo as a Promo Card, is exceptional and it has that energy magnet move. Snorlax is a buffer Pokémon It's a sacrifice basically, although it's immunity to status effects makes it tough to knock out. Once I've got four Energy Cards on it.. or rather two Double Colorless.. my opponent is pretty much.. ruined. Those Colorless Energy Cards are my way to ruining your day. I could be building a Charizard, while holding you off with Snorlax. Once I build a Charizard, Kangaskhan, Snorlax, or Mewtwo.. You're in trouble. Charmander and Charmeleon have some excellent little moves that don't require much energy. I suppose a person with a lot of "Gust of Wind" could be annoying. But.. he he he. That's why a lot of these things have such high HP. ;)

Desperation Unknown
Life is so strange.. when you don't know, your desperation. Anyways, The Gallery updated. Yippee! And.. there are three NEW Reader Reviews. -PAW-
Ice Blue: Yeah... Yipee...
Adrock: Our readers rock!
Infinity_Yak:  Our readers could beat up your sites readers any day.
Philip: And besides.. there's more of them anyways.
 

That is all.
Metal Gear Solid for the GBC comes out in less than three weeks. As does.. Tomb Raider. Yummy. Oh, Army Men 2 was announced and it has Link Cable Deathmatch. You know you want that. Yummy Deathmatch, and.. Capture the Flag. (Who cares about that?) -PAW-
Ice Blue: I was playing "Capture the Flag" with this girl I know the other day... it was pretty... umm... "fun" (to say the least)... heh heh heh.
Adrock: CTF? CTF rocks the house!
Matt Bruce: Alright, Starsiege Tribes, heck yeah!
Infinity_Yak: Capture the flag serves as the antacid for the yummy deathmatch.
Philip: But.. man.. I hate it in Goldeneye..

Out, Out Brief Candle.
Viral Speak is but a shadow. A poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an IDIOT! Full of sound, and fury! Signifying... nothing. -PAW-
Ice Blue: Yes... a shadow... I'm afraid of shadows.
A Random Blue Virus make a shadow puppet of a bunny.
Ice Blue screams like a school girl.
Adrock: Ah, my trusty Pikachu nightlight! Bathe in it's warm, electric glow.
Infinity_Yak:  Wuss... now where's my blanket...
Philip: I left it in the middle of the football field.. sorry.

Consider this a warning.
Because yesterday's update was.. HUGE. We are leaving it up and below you. -PAW-
COOLHOT GEN INTERVIEW!!
NEWFan Fiction.
Ice Blue: "Up and below you"... heh heh heh...
Adrock: ...Dat possible?
Infinity_Yak:  Yup, cuz at DMG-ICE it's laid out like dat.
Philip: Although, it's not exactly easy.

DAILY MUK
One more time for good measure.
The DMG ICE deck (What Philip is currently useing..)
Fire Energy X 13
Psychic Energy X 13
Double Colorless Energy X 4
Charmander LV10 X 4
Charmeleon LV32 X 3
Charizard LV76 X 2
Moltres LV 37 X 1
Mewtwo :V60 X 1
Mew LV8 X 1
Mew LV23 X 1
Kangaskhan LV40 X 2
Tauros LV32 X 2
Snorlax LV20 X 1
Professor Oak X 1
Bill X 3
Switch X 2
Pokédex X 1
Potion X 4
Full Heal X 1
And that's it. I usually win useing umm. Well, it's usually depends on my opponents. I like Tauros Rampage attack. It's an excellent last ditch attack. Kangaskhan has that excellent move that takes off about 80 points. Moltres is a Legendary Card.. so it has that lovely Fire Bringer move. Which I can use to build it up or build one of those lovely Charizards. Mew is a unique card. One can not be harmed by any evolved Pokémon. (Very Useful, really.) Imagine your opponents frustration when their evolved Arcanine/Dragonite/Etc. can't touch this low leveled Mew! HA HA HA. I love Mew.Dr. Oak is a last ditch card as well. Pokédex and those Bill cards are a deadly combination. Mewtwo as a Promo Card, is exceptional and it has that energy magnet move. Snorlax is a buffer Pokémon It's a sacrifice basically, although it's immunity to status effects makes it tough to knock out. Once I've got four Energy Cards on it.. or rather two Double Colorless.. my opponent is pretty much.. ruined. Those Colorless Energy Cards are my way to ruining your day. I could be building a Charizard, while holding you off with Snorlax. Once I build a Charizard, Kangaskhan, Snorlax, or Mewtwo.. You're in trouble. Charmander and Charmeleon have some excellent little moves that don't require much energy. I suppose a person with a lot of "Gust of Wind" could be annoying. But.. he he he. That's why a lot of these things have such high HP. ;)

My Hero is a Bug.
So.. it's time to attack again! Our pleas will not fall on deaf ears! FOY!!! Yes, the pokémon you see below is a "Foy". Not a "rediba".. that name sucks. It shall be FOY! And it's evolved form shall be FOYUSA!! Why? Because, it just should be. It LOOKS like a "FOY". Here's the deal below. We are working on an on-line petition for FOY as well.. and if it all don't work out.. name your bugs Foy anyways. :) And at the special request of the fans... female buggies are "Fay".

Write Nintendo of America at
Nintendo Power
P.O. BOX 97033
Redmond, WA 98073-9733

Flood (Okay.. not too much..) their E-Mail at 
nintendo@nintendo.com

Call them and ask to speak to a Phone Representative at 
1-800-255-3700

Demand your FOY! It's easier to market. It's short and simple. It's endearing, it's fun to say. Listen to the voices! Foy is awesome. Foy is the best. Foy is just.. well.. awesome. Very awsome. Always awesome. Awesome Foy. Awesome Foy. I love Foy. Foy is better than Pikachu. All hail Foy! C'Mon.. FOY! -PAW-
Adrock: You gotta fight foy your right to... Foy!
Philip:Foy is Floofy! Gotta love that!
Ice Blue: Nintendo... Foy is your brother...

Do it Now!
I was bored... and I had a lot of Game Boy cases just.. lying around. So, Here you go. Enjoy -PAW-
Ice Blue: Give them out as prizes... people LOVE GameBoy cases... they bought games just for the cases... until the color games came out... which were good enough to buy even though they didn't have cases.
Philip: I've already done that before. If we do it again, we'll just use yours. ;)
Foy: Foy! (And the people who bought the "Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's" bought the game because they thought there were going to be cases...)
Jazz: hmm.... that's not why I bought it.... erm.... nevermind
Adrock: I bought them for that "new game" smell. What? You've never put your nose up to the instruction book when you buy a new game?

Full-bore
Nintendo has named.. Foy... get this... "Ledybya". Yuck. That's just.. yucky and bad. Oh, well. But, "Ledybya" will ALWAYS be Foy in my eyes and on this site. Thanks to Game Boy Mafia Member "Bulbagarden.com" we know this now. -PAW-
Ice Blue: So the Foy campaign has been in vain...
Random Blue Virus: LONG LIVE THE FOY!
Foy: Foy! (Now email NOA double time!!)
Another Random Blue Virus: DEMAND FOY!
Philip: Actually, this means the page will load up even quicker now and I can start on a new revision....
Jazz: I was the only one camped outside NOA. They still had to call the riot police for me, though.
Adrock: Ledybya?! How do they expect kids to pronounce that?!

Rumble
Two new reviews. All good. Rainbow Six and Great Greed. Oh, I was going to do an Oddish update; but.. what I was planning to do would have been umm.. innappropriate for today; because everyone is so darn touchy-feely about it still. So.. I'll get a brilliant Oddish Update.. for Monday.. beware it. Oh, I did add a new Fan Fiction! It's rated PG-13 though.. it's Super Mario Therapy 2: Thicker than You. It's just wrong. Just wrong. Read at your own risk. -PAW-
Ice Blue: You ARE pure evil!
Reverend Piky: Philip is related to EVIL SATAN!
Jazz sees dead people.
Adrock: Philip isn't evil, just misunderstood.
*Blue Virii whisper to Adrock.*
Adrock: Oh, you mean OUR Philip? Oh yeah, he's pretty screwed up.
Philip: Hey.. don't make me break out "The Lion King" again...

Ya Ha Haa
Oh, Viral Speak. Yippee! -PAW-
Ice Blue: Speak of the Viral.
*Blue Virii whisper to Adrock.*
Adrock: Today is Hitler's birthday... Buy games by THQ!
Philip: Or don't... you mean that guy had a birthday?

DAILY MUK
In a perfect world. You'd be playing Resident Evil GBC right now, and his name would be Foy.