Happy first of April.
See! We updated on a SATURDAY! Wow! Amazing! Neat! Wow! Nifty! Oh, I was going to make up something for April Fools day; but because we don't update on Saturdays normally, if we did do something.. everyone would know it was just for April Fools Day. So instead of updateing on April Fools Day, we updated on April Fools Day. Just tp say we updated. I was going to make something up; but I won't. That's not a nice thing to do. I'll just tell people I updated to make them think something big and funny happened! Bwa ha ha. Oh, I did actually update something. Not an April FOols thing though. Something I previously should have viewed. Oh.. I'll make you search. To help you out.. it's in a section ending with "view". -PAW-

Lazy like that.
Well, tonight. one nifty new review from reader geezer. And Viral Speak. Maybe we'll update tommorrow? Oh, the Tokyo Game Show is going on, and it's "big news". Especially since, I'll probably have to cover it. -PAW-
Ice Blue: Cover it... with a blue blanket.
Adrock: Being lazy is what virii do best!

I admit it!
Okay.. the reason that this update ain't much.. is because of Goldeneye. Nintendo posted this. I filled in all the cheats I didn't have, and I discovered that the first set of codes can be used to.. complete the game. So.. I set out to.. well.. beat it all... finally. And.. I lost track of time. Here. Check out the link. We might update tommorrow. -PAW-
"Must beat.. that laughing guy!"
Adrock: They have a code in there to activate the cheat called "Line Mode". Before this code came out, you couldn't enable it without a Gameshark. So if you think you already have it all, check out that page.
Ice Blue: goldeneye is an eye tat is golden

Whatever.
I would like to apologize for the cruel and nasty practical joke that was played on everyone. The truth is that Adrock is not going bald, I'm not having inappropriate relations with Vesta Anderson, in fact.. I'm the only person who isn't. The three starting Pokémon in Gold and Silver are not being named after the members of Blink 182. (That would've sucked.) And the site isn't being renamed: "DMG IGN" I mean, what's an ign anyways? Oh, you mean you didn't see those? Oh, never mind. Well, our bad. My connection was bad; so I got on after my staff. ~_~ So, here's.... POPPY SEED instead. -PAW-

Wordsy.
Something nifty and new! Click this unusual thing! Oh, I would like to mention that a new Desktop file is now available. It's awesome. -PAW-

Umm.. nifty.
I updated Viral Speak! Actually, who ever that Akemi-Chan person is.. okay! I have stalkers! Oh, wait... I already knew that. I'll be at the Pokémon Stadium Tour Saturday, so if your a pretty girl and you've ever had those: "I want to meet Philip, he's so dreamy!" fantasies. Naturally, I'll be there at Independance. I'll tell you all about how to find me there. :) I'm also takeing the FOY campaign to paper there as well. So, I hope to pass out flyers for FOY! -PAW-
 

That's disturbing.
Someone has the first ever Game Boy Camera Web Cam. I'm afraid. Click HERE to see it. Oh, tommorrow... reviews and the removal of your sanity. -PAW-

Load "*",8,1
Today is "clandestine binary remarks" day. See if you can figure it out. I'm slipping album references in between words in the data stream.
 

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Adrock: I'm sorry, I don't speak muslim.
Infinity_Yak:  I think it's about time we took Philip in to get fixed.
Philip: *ahem*
Ice Blue: Blue Virii infected my comp...

Brain Numbing.
That "authour" of fan fiction, DVGBC. You either hate him, love him, or you're a MSTer and are very thankful for all the beautiful MSTing fodder he creates. (He he he) Anyways, he's designed a new "series" called: "The O.G. Squad". There are two new episodes, and you'll read them. Oh, yes.. you'll read them. bwa ha ha ha ha They're in the library's  "Fanatic" section. -PAW-
Ice Blue: No... I won't.
 

Fight the power!
Fighting games are well.. they take on. Anyways, Street Fighter Alpha for GBC in normal reviews. Match of the Millenium for NGPC in The Bin. They kick the flow. -PAW-
Ice Blue: Stop kicking the damn flow!
The flow: I don't want to be kicked anymore...
Random Blue Virus: Mmmm... more reviews for my family to feast on.
Ice Blue kicks the Blue Virus.
Philip: Hey.. the flow feels neglected now.

This'll hurt...
Viral Speak updated! Oh, yeah. -PAW-
Ice Blue: I didn't even read it yet and it already hurts...

Away
I know.. Daily Muk will return soon! It will return. But, before it does.. I would like to mention that Pokémon Stadium and a Mega Memory Card are your best friends. I've filled an entire box on the N64 pak with EEVEE. Since EEVEE has two more evolutions in Gold and Silver, this helps. Unless, EEVEE can be caught in the wild in Gold and Silver. In that case.. oh, well. -PAW-
Adrock: On PK Stadium, Snorlax is really big.
Infinity_Yak:  I was once caught in class snorlaxing...  the teacher made me stand in the corner looking sorry for myself.
Ice Blue: Bill gives you Eevee in Gold/Silver supposedly... the 2 more evolutions don't come from stones though... they evolve by how you train it.  I'm gonna train mine with pokémon abuse so it'll become evilish... the DMG Iceevee
Philip: You abuse your Pocket Monsters? There will be no mercy for you when the Digletts rise from the earth!

Belief
Nice! Five more reviews! Yippee! Bionic Commando: Elite Forces gets a double whammy from two readers! Atomic Punk, WWF King of the Ring, and Jeep Jamboree leap off the Wish List and into the fold; courtesy of three very cool readers. -PAW-
Adrock: The Wish LIst, it's really big!
Infinity_Yak:  I have a wishlist the size of some small states.. it's a good thing I'm just in hardware ;)
Ice Blue: Wish List... Shmish List... Reviewsity is Cool-sity...

Luxury
Viral Speak. I guess we've come to expect that.. right? -PAW-
Adrock: If Virii could speak, they would say "Oh please mister, click the IGN banner so Philip can feed his poor old Pikachu!"
Infinity_Yak:  For a mere 3 clicks a day, you can keep a poor starving pikachu immunized against polarization and grounding out.
Ice Blue: But virii CAN speak and they don't say that...
Random Blue Virus: I do...
Ice Blue kicks the Blue Virus..
Philip: He seems to be getting violent in his old age.

Friday is Fish Log night.
Nintendo and some unnamed companies announced what they will be showing at E3 for Game Boy. I give you the list.. and a commentary on each title announced. There will be more games there, than this though. -PAW-

Ice Blue: Yak will be showing a game at E3... it's called "Yak of Infinity"...
Philip: And THQ wants to publish it..
 

The Bin. Fear it.
I didn't update the reviews today. Instead.. I updated.. The Bin. Two new NGPC reviews. Be afraid of the Bin. It's a scary place. Click the green cukeman. -PAW-

Ice Blue: I'm not scared of the Bin... I just fear for my life... that's all.
Philip: Yeah.. I mean.. why is.. the Slug Metal?

Okay.. I'll say it.
I'm going to the Pokémon Stadium Tour tommorrow. I'll take pictures, I'll get a *legal* Mew. I'll deliver unto everyone a HUGE Viral Speak update on Monday. But.. so it doesn't get lost in the crowd.. I'll do.. just ONE for the road. And the staff and I will comment on it. Oh, if you see me.. I'll have black jeans, and.. umm.. let me think for a second... Yeah. Black jeans, and a white shirt that has a wicked Vulture on it that says: "American Pacific Sportsmen - Canal Zone". I will also trade cards and preach about "Foy". -PAW-

due to lack of attendance, I have moved GBC trivia to 9:30 on 
SATURDAY, april 8 in #blue. 
TWO ROUNDS!!!!
15 QUESTIONS!!!!!
FUN,FUN,FUN!!!!
BE THERE!!!! - Robb

*Insert fireworks*
NPD TRSTS for you. I was swamped by Viral Speak tonight! So.. for the first time in a long time... the Top Ten is on the main page! Read below! These are the top ten selling games for March 26th to April 1st. Many pops to Game Daily.
10. Army Men GBC
9. Dragon Warrior Monsters
8. Disney's Tarzan
7. Game and Watch Gallery 3
6. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
5. Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
4. Pokémon Pinball
3. Pokémon Red
2. Pokémon Blue
1. Pokémon Yellow: Special Pikachu Edition
The big deal this time is Tony Hawk's amazing take over. Wow. Anyways, I hope to see Rayman make it there too. I mean, he's popular.. and his game is sweet.
Ice Blue: Whooptity-doo...
Philip: Oh, Ice Blue made a new title screen graphic. He's cool like that.

Okay.. Okay.
Because of the very large Viral Speak and a very annoying copy of Turbo Tax Deluxe.. I will put up a ton of new reviews tommorrow. Okay? -PAW-
Ice Blue: Okay..
Philip: Okay.