January
15th, 1999
Alien.
You make me mad. - Game Gear is slowly rising from
its grave once again thanks to Majesco. Majesco got the liscense for tons
of popular Game Gear games and the system itsself. Hmm. The evil Sega creature
will rise AGAIN this February for $29 and games for $9. Majesco will also
make new games as well. Majesco mad Frogger, Super Breakout, and Centipede
for Gameboy Color.. Gameboy may also have some competition coming in the
form of new portable systems; but I have devised some nice nicknames for
Gameboy Zealots to use against the stupid non-Gameboy things! Okay, so
this is a completely immature news item.
Turbo Express = Turbo Ex-lax
Game.Com = Game.Cr@p
Game.com Pocketpro = Game.Can't Evengo.
Game Gear = Lame Gear
Atari Lynx = Asorry Jynx
Nomad = Beenhad
Wonder Swan = Blunder Pigeon
Pocketstation = Pocketstationary
Dreamcast VMU = VLU (Very Lame Unit)
Neo Geo Pocket = NGP (Not Good Product)
Those are the names that we at Dmg Ice will refer to those
systems as from now on. Gameboy forever!
How's your head? - Hmm. It looks like Rainbow Six
is coming to Gameboy Color. :) Nintendo is now accepting your funny pictures!
:) Send in your funny Nintendo pictures to Nintendo! Hmm. Smurf's Nightmare
is now a Gameboy Color only game. Hmm. I might get it. Gex for Gameboy
is pretty huge and Crave wants you to see a picture of just a little bit
of the "Out of Toon" Level. This is 1/3 of the level and it shows where
those mushrooms are! Download
it here!
Have Mercy. - People couldn't figure out the Trivia
questions; so just guess the band reference to get listed as special. |
