Stand - There have been MANY new games announced. We have seen the announcement of Asteroids, a possible Sega System game, new games like "Logical", "Battleship", etc have been announced. As well as a lot of unannounced delays. Yoda Stories got pushed back again to APRIL. As well as others. Bummer. Anyways... that leads me up to the next story...

Crash Burn - With all the fuss about Wario Land 2, Tetris DX, Legend of Zelda 4 DX, Super Mario Bros., Pokémon Yellow, Pokémon Pinball, Top Gear Pocket, etc. People may miss out on the not so hyped titles that will kick you around! Metroid 2 DX is the secretive and silent pressed color remake of the coolest survival horror side scrolling game ever made. We all know that Metroids make SR388 a scary place... They are coming for you this March... Conker is evil too and comes for you in March as well... Be afraid... Oh, Smurf's Nightmare comes out then as well. Ken Griffey Jr. 2 has been renamed: "Ken Griffey Jr.'s Slugfest". What the heck?! Kiss is going to star in a Gameboy game. Umm. Yeah. Hopefully they won't be followed by Milli Vanilli GBC.

Fallible - New Gameboy Color colors coming May 10th! Before you rejoice. Here are their names:  Berry, Kiwi, Dandelion, and Teal. Hmm. That means we get a Rich Red, Light Green, Yellow, and Light Blue.

Freedom - The latest press releases say that Pokémon has already broken the Million mark and also outsold the hottest Playstation games this year. I can hear Konami groaning now. (Dammit! That yellow rat murdered Solid Snake AGAIN! We made the "Best game ever".. really... it's not fair.) It also outsold Crash Bandicoot 3. The old guy in charge of Sony was reported as muttering: "Damned dirty Primeapes!" Gratuitous cussing is added to make this news item more "interesting".

Run around - Well, if you have the blues because you didn't get listed as special... tough luck. Try guessing this week's album reference and artist. I dare you.