An editorial by Rick Wise
1999

Our country grew up on the foundation of the Constitution. Now those ****'in
senators are pushing their wait around like we're nothing. They are retards
that don't realized they've done. I asked my Social Studies teacher why it's
ILLEGAL TO CUSS IN THE PUBLIC. I used the constitution as an example of why
it's a bad law and should be terminated. She seemed offended, and yelled,
"Cussing harms people and they should never have been invented!" Then I shot
back, " Read the friggin' First Amendmant and you'll get my damned point!!!"
She then sent to the principle and gave me a long talk on proper language,
and I was thinking 'BS' That's why those loser Senators should straighten out
and use their brains, if they have them. I cuss freely to express my
opinions, but do not enjoy offending people. Video games should never be
banned for having violence. Thank you for time.

- Ricky Wise
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