The Pokemon Conspiracy
by Harold "the Hbomb" Price
hbomb01@aol.com

	Most gamers think Pokemon is just a game, but they're wrong. It's an
entire conspiracy. First you get the game. You get hooked. You buy the
other version, a second gb unit, and a game link cable. But wait. You
gotta get the yellow version too, in the GBC bundle nonetheless. Then
there's the merchandise. It's a conspiracy to take all your money, or
at least that's the beginning.

	Also part of this Pokemon phenomenom is the animated series. During
each broadcast is a subliminal signal. Right now all the signals say is
to buy the games and merchandise, but eventually, they'll be used by
Nintendo to take over the world. The launching of that phase of
Nintendo's plan begins with the release of the Pokemon movie. Once
Nintendo takes over the world, it's every man for himself.

	And I won't even go into how the government used Blastoise in the
JFK assination.