Vido Game Crank Calls.
By Greyleaf 1999


Hello and welcome to Video Game Crank Calls.  This is a brief view at
the lighter side of video game stars.  There are some truly legendary
pranksters in this show tonight.  First we have Luigi with a fabulous
prank.  The victim: Lara Croft.



Lara (C): Hello.



Luigi in Professor Voice (L): Hello. I'm calling to notify you about
your acceptance to Harvard.



C: Really? Wow. I never knowed I was real smart.



L: Yes, we're giving you a full scholarship. We have long regarded you
as one of the world's most intelligent people.



C: Really? What's that? Intelli... What?



L: Never mind. Anyways, what's your previous education?



C: I almost finished 2nd grade. Does that count?



L: (snicker) Oh, excuse me. So... what's your I.Q.?



C: I don't have that... Do I need one?



L: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! You idiot! Did you really think you could even get
in a community college, let alone a Ivy League school? Your I.Q. is even
lower than your number of "assets".You're the biggest...


Ummmm.. ok. I think we got away in time. For the record, Luigi is in good
condition at Memorial Hospital. No cards please. On to our next prank. This
great one is pulled off by Foy on an unsuspecting Pikachu.

Foy (F): Foy Foy, Foy Foy Foy. Foy.

Pikachu (P): Pikachu?

F: Foy Foy.

P: Pi Pika Chu.

Ummm... That was err.. fabulous. What a sense of humor. (tells producer) No
more Pokemon you idiot! Oh, sorry. For our last prank, Link will do the
honors. Everyone's favorite mushroom is on the recieving end of this great
prank.

Toad (T): Hello?

Link (L) in Peach voice: Hi! This is Peach. I'm calling to ask you out
on a date.

T: Really? Wow. This has been my dream ever since I saw you.

L: Yes, I think you are such a handsome err... mushroom! (background)
Good save. (Link) Shhh! Oh sorry Toad. Do you like salad? We can go to a
restaurant and get salad and  stuffed mushrooms and oh... How delicious.

T: Actually, I am a bit of a meatitarian. I really don't like eating
rela.. mushrooms.

L: You are such a strong, sexy, mushroom.

T: Gee Princess, I guess I'll go with you.

L: Hahaha! You actually thought Princess Peach would ask you out? What
a loser! You're just a stupid mushroom! Hahahahahaha!

Well there you have it! Our show ends with a bang as Link disses the
mushroom. Stay tuned for the local news.

This fanfic was written by Greyleaf. Send all comments to
drewk_braves@yahoo.com.