Announcer: From the NIN Studios in New York, it's Nintendo Nightcap.

*scene of DVGBC playing chess with Grant Hill*

Announcer: Tonight's guests are, The Rock and Lara Croft.  And now,
DVGBC.

*camear switches to inside studio and DVGBC enters*

DVGBC: Welcome everyone.

*crowd cheers*

DVGBC: Yep, once again you have returned, except for Ness who is
somewhere 
in the world.  We have a great show tonight.  Has anyone seen the new
Bionic 
Commando commercial?

*crowd cheers*

DVGBC: Have you noticed how the Game Boy Color changes?  It's the
strangest 
thing since The Six Million Dollar Man and trust me, the effects are as
cheap as a 20-minute call fromone of those 10-10 numbers.

*crowd laughs*

DVGBC: In fact, a sequal is already planned for the Game Boy Advance. 
Hand 
me the game box. *grabs box* Take a look at the box.

*the box has the title "Bionic Commando Legends" and has characters
from 
Gauntlet Legends and Bionic Commando*

DVGBC: Here's your sequal folks.

*crowd laughs*

DVGBC: Our first guest is one of the best WWF wrestlers.  He's going to

fight Big Show this Sunday on No Way Out.  Ladies and gentlemen, the 
People's Champion, The Rock.

*crowd cheers wildly, The Rock enters and does the People's Eyebrow*

DVGBC: Welcome to the...

*The Rock puts his hand in front of DVGBC's face*

The Rock: Finally, The Rock has come back to... Nintendo Nightcap? 
What 
kind of roody poo talk show is this?

DVGBC: I invited you here for an interview.

The Rock: Make this quick.

DVGBC: OK.  So you won the Royal Rumble, but Big Show says that he won.

The Rock: It doesn't matter if the Big Show won the Royal Rumble.

DVGBC: OK, enough about you.  Let's get to Ness in Peru where he is
looking 
for Lara Croft is.  Can yuo get to me Ness?

*the video shows Ness un in the trees, the quality of the video is
average*

Ness: Yes I'm here.  I'm surrounded by snakes.

DVGBC: Um, great.

The Rock: It doesn't matter if snakes are poisonous.

Ness: Hey DVGBC, you should call security.

DVGBC: Um, I think your 2 minutes of fame are over.

*The Rock leaves*

Ness: OK, I haven't seen Lara Croft, but I can tell you that she has an
upcoming Game Boy Color game soon.

*some gunshots are heard and some snakes have fallen*

Voice: Don't worry, I got the snakes.

DVGBC: That must be Lara Croft.

Lara Croft: How did you know? *appears on the video screen*

DVGBC: Hey, welcome to the show.

Croft: It's good to be here today.  I heard about your show and it is
great.

DVGBC: OK Lara, what made you go to Peru?

Croft: Professor Igor Bowmane sent me to get the The Nightmare Stone.

DVGBC: Oh I see.  I hope you get it soon.

Croft: I hope that pervert from something you call Pokemon doesn't
chase me.

DVGBC: Why is that?

Croft: Because he thinks I'm beatuiful.

DVGBC: You're beautiful?

Croft: Yes.

Voice: Can we talk over dinner?

*Brock appears on the video screen*

Croft: *slaps Brock* You suck.  I hated you since the day I saw you last 
week.

Brock: But I wanted to give you flowers, oh yeah you forgot this. *gives 
Lara Croft a shotgun*

Croft: *grabs shotgun* Give me that. *hits Brock on the head*

*a noise is coming from a nearby bush*

Ness: Who could it be?

*the Jigglypuff 5 suddenly comes out of the bushes*

Croft and Ness: No, don't sing the song.

Jigglypuff 5: *sings Jigglypuff's song that sends Ness, Lara Croft, and
Brock to sleep*

DVGBC: I think that's all the time we have for today.

Next week: Bobby Labonte and Hercules