DVGBC: Welcome to Nintendo Nightcap.  Every week, we take a look at the week in review of Nintendo news.  Allow me to introduce the cast.  We got our co-host Ness.  And all late night shows have some sort of band, so we have the Jigglyuff 5.

Ness: Glad to be here tonight.

DVGBC: Today's guests include Kobe Bryant, who has his own game called NBA  Courtside 2, and Tracey, a new character from Pokemon.

*crowd cheers*

DVGBC: Let's check some Nintendo gaming news from 2/9/00 to 2/11/00.   Nintendo announced a massive multiplayer world to the Dolphin and it looks like everyong is into this...

Ness: Not exactly DVGBC, I think there are too many massive multiplayer worlds.

DVGBC: Right..... anyway, why did Nintendo take this long?  Show some  security footage just last week.

*video footage shows 4 Nintendo guards playing Pokemon Snap while a bunch of  robbers grabs several sacks of unsold copies of DK64*

*crowd laughs*

DVGBC: Looks like everyone got brainwashed from Pokemon.  Bad news for Rare,  they tore apart the face-mapping feature from Perfect Dark or what many Sony  fans call it "Perfect Failure".

*crowd laughs*

DVGBC: The reason why they removed the feature is because of technical  difficulties, which isn't the only reason.  Because of this, chances of school shootings will drop 6247136745127576745% which is the biggest drop  since Quake 3 was released.

*crowd laughs*

Ness: Hey DVGBC, you forgot about GBA's communication feature.

DVGBC: Why would there be a GBA when we already have a GBC?

Ness: Nevermind.

DVGBC: And finally Furai No Shiren 2 is making its way to the N64... in

Japan.  As you can see, I never heard of this game, so I'm not talking about  that.

*crowd cheers*

DVGBC: *sits down at the desk* Our first guest is one of the best basketball players that I have seen perform... yet.

*crowd laughs*

DVGBC: Ladies and gentlemen, Kobe Bryant.

*crowd cheers and Kobe Bryant enters the studio*

DVGBC: Welcome to the show.

Kobe Bryant: Hello DVGBC.

DVGBC: Well, you are Nintendo Nightcap's very first guest.

*crowd cheers*

Bryant: Wow!  I haven't got this big of a cheer since I was selected to appear at the All-Star Game.

*silence*

DVGBC: OK.  So you've got your own game for about a year or two.  How was it  like to be a star of it?

Bryant: Well, for some reason, every 2 minutes Mario asks me when will I  star in a game with him?

*crowd laughs*

DVGBC: You're right.  And Mario is coming right about...

*Mario enters*

Mario: Hey-a Kobe, when will you-a appear in-a game with-a me?

Bryant: I told you, I don't know.

Mario: OK. *leaves*

Ness: Hey Mario, go fish.

Mario: OK. *picks a car from the deck*

DVGBC: Our second and hopefull, the last for this week, is a new Pokemon  character.  Meet Tracey.

*Tracey enters*

Tracey: Hi DVGBC.

DVGBC: Good to see you.

Bryant: So you're the new Pokemon character the people at Late Night Insomniac show were talking about?

Tracey: Yep.  I wonder what they're doing now.

DVGBC: I have the tape on what happened after your interview.

*rolls clip of Tribute To Tracey*

Vuivi: *mocking Tracey* "I'm a Pokémon Watcher!" LOL!

Kameik: *mocking while laughing* "WOW! you mean; I'm the 17th Digi-Destined??? " Bobo Rocks!

*another clip plays*

Nyasii: You can throw your own Anti-Tracey party, right at home, with games  such as "is Tracey stupider than a Psyduck" and "Pin the tranquilizer dart on Tracey"!

Kameik: We also have a Tracey Pinata! Great for both pokemon and trainers  alike! Beat the pinata silly and free the imprisoned Merril! >=D

Vuivi: Also, You can view taped episodes with Tracey in it! Every view is garuanteed you'd point out a new stupid thing about him!

ChiaPet: "I'm a Pokémon Watcher! ^_^" pffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*end of clip*

Tracey: I thought they loved me!!!  That's it, I'm sueing Late Night Insomniac show for $100,000 *leaves*

DVGBC: That about wraps it up for Nintendo Nightcap.

Ness: But DVGBC, you forgot the Jigglypuff 5.

DVGBC: Uh oh.

Jigglypuff 5: *sings Jigglypuff's song*

*everyone goes to sleep*

Next week, our guests include Joanna Dark and the talking Meowth from Team Rocket.  Good night.