OG Squad presents Zombies Alive by DVGBC, Golem, Rob64, Saph, and Blastoise789 edited by DVGBC You wanna be a member of OG Squad Do you have the skills to be a hero I wanna take the ultimate test The courage to be strong To risk it all and not forget The strength that I have I wanna go where Star Trek never came Far off the road Know the way to take a hit Use the power that's in my head We all live in a Game Boy Color World OG Squad I wanna be the greatest hero of them all We all live in a Game Boy Color World OG Squad I'll put myself in danger To be stronger than Holyfield So you wanna be a member of OG Squad Do you have the skills to be a hero We all live in a Game Boy Color World OG Squad I wanna be the greatest hero of them all Got the power right in your head O G Squad *at the OG Squad HQ* DVGBC: Well all stories start here. Rob64: well as long as it always starts here. Blastoise789: Have you noticed that you can surf the web on your TV. Saph: I wish I have it. Blastoise789: I do, it's really neat and you don't have to pay much for it. Golem: So we have a member that can surf the web on the TV. *the Chief appears* DVGBC: What is it chief? Chief: Zombies have escaped from Capcom HQ. They are heading for San Francisco. Rob64: Oh great, looks like Resident Evil for GBC has been canceled. Golem: I wanted to play that game. Chief: Well NeoGeo Pocket Master has led a swarm of Zombies out of Capcom HQ. No Capcom employee has stopped the zombie. OG Squad, I want you to travel to San Francisco. Tony Hawk will be waiting for you at San Francisco International Airport. *hands everyone tickets to the plane* Saph: I never been to San Francisco before. I wonder how is it like. Blastoise789: We'll tell you when we get there. *they head for the airport* Airport Guy: Your tickets... OG Squad: Here! Airport Guy: Step right in... *They get in the plane and head for San Fransisco* Golem: I wanna go to the Rice-a-Roni headquarters! DVGBC: We've got a job, remember? Golem: Oh yeah. Pilot over PA: This is... the Me Airway... 293... uhhhh... Rob64: The pilot sounds bored! Guy Who Serves Food: Here, try... this... Rob64: Okay, if you say so. *eats it* It tastes ten years o-- That tasted... good... thank you... DVGBC, Saph, Blastoise789, and Golem: Wha? *they notice they are the only passengers on board* DVGBC: Where is every one? Pilot: They... have... been... taken... care... of. Rob64: You... will... join... us. Golem: They're zombies! Announcer: Zombies, never heard of it. Saph: this is bad, very bad. Blastoise789: I'll try them. *Hydro Pumps the zombies* DVGBC: Good shot Blastoise789. Blastoise789: Thanks. *the Zombies return to normal* Pilot: Oh no, there's no pilot. Rob64: Here, take this. *hands Pilot a Pilot brand pen* Pilot: Very funny. *heads back to the cockpit* Flight attendant: Where did this 10-year-old food came from? Golem: I have no clue where. Announcer: You know. I have an idea. Blastoise789: You're not part of this Announcer. DVGBC: Four score and 7 years ago... Announcer: ...the Knicks win again. Intercom: And now, time for a in-flight movie, Wrongfully Accused. *lights dim* Announcer: It's time for a shameless DMGeneration_X crossover. *Hbomb, Y2KoRn, Mindstorm, and Meowthar enter* Hbomb: Hi, guys. *explodes* Meowthar: He does this all the time. Network Guy: You guys aren't supposed to be here. Y2KoRn: What did I do? Network Guy: You know what you did. Time to get punished. Hbomb: I'm made of hydrogen. *explodes* Y2KoRn: What's the difference between corn and KoRn? *explodes* Meowthar: Meowthar, that's right. *explodes* Mindstorm: My mind creates storms. *explodes* Meowthar: You still recruiting? Bubbles: Yeah, We'd love to help. Mewtwo: Why are you dragging me into this?!? Stripe: Because Meowthar said so.! Megabyte: Oh for the love of the user! LOG-OFF! DVGBC: look out. *a zombie appears behind Meowthar, Bubbles, Stripe, Mewtwo, and Megabyte* Zombie: Must... have... brains. Golem: Take that. *rock throws the zombie* Rob64: What are you doing here? Meowthar: Well I was here to um *thinks* follow you guys. Saph: Are you sure? You don't sound truthful. *the plane starts shaking and lands on the ground hard* Intercom: Ladies and gentlemen, we have crashed landed in Salt Lake City, Utah. Oh that's just sad isn't it. Blastoise789: Great, how will we save San Francisco? Meowthar: I can get a bus line. *everyone leaves except for Mewtwo, Bubbles, Stripe, and Megabyte because they are knocked out* Rob64: Where should we go first Meowthar? Meowthar: Hm. Fascinating... We've crash-landed in my American Hometown. Why don't we go to the Utah Fun Dome? Or how about lagoon? Or maybe we can crash the latest Utah Jazz game! Well, while we wait for the next bus to San Francisco we can... Golem: Play our Game Boys! *they all take out Game Boys and start playing them* Rob64: Wait! If they knew what plane we were on... Saph: They might know what bus we will be on! DVGBC: Right, we might need to take another bus. Meowthar: But the only other bus leaving goes to Las Vegas! Golem: All right! Bring on the dancing girls!! Blastoise789: Well it's out of the way but it's safer. *they get on the bus to Las Vegas* DVGBC: So we have to go to Las Vegas, right? Wow! I can see all the pretty women over ther. Meowthar: *slaps DVGBC with a giant whale* OK, enough of that. Golem: Every men wants women, even the married ones. *laughs* Saph and Meowthar: Men, too crazy to think about them. Blastoise789: *reads a book* It's so hot here. Pigs: We sweat! *explodes* Rob64: You know that Tony Hawk is still waiting for us. *several Team Rocket zombies crash into the bus* Zombie Jessie: Prepare... for... trouble. Zombie James: Make... it... double. Meowthar: Hm. Fascinating... We've crash-landed in my American Hometown. Why don't we go to the Utah Fun Dome? Or how about lagoon? Or maybe we can crash the latest Utah Jazz game! Stripe: We not in Salt City no more! Meowthar: Hey, how'd you get here!?! Zombie Jessie: Ignored, as usual. Zombie James: Go figure. Hey, why don't we just tie them all up? Zombie Jessie: They'd never agree! Zombie James: You idiot, you're supposed to act like zombies. Announcer: And Stripe is still knocked out cold. Stripe: What are you going to do about it? Announcer: Well... *changes Stripe's name to Fruit Stripe* Meowthar: Hey, you can't do that. Zombie Jessie and Zombie James: *unmasks themselves, it's the REAL Team Rocket* Rob64: So you are Team Rocket. *the bus is screched to a halt* Golem: What now? Saph: Probably someone is in the way of the bus. Blastoise789: Or maybe a giant Mewtwo stopped the bus. meowthar: Hey! Blastoise789: Sorry. *a yellow yoshi with red har named Cammi Luna enters the bus* Cammi Luna: Um, hi. Is this the bus to Las Vegas or San Francisco? *at NGPM HQ* NGPM: Excellent, I have finally built a robot clone of World 4-2's webmaster Cammi Luna. Now I will turn her into a zombie. (the real) Cammi Luna: Never will you turn me into a zombie, not even Kamek. NGPM: Hahaha, you don't stand a chance. *back at the bus, it starts moving again* Meowthar: So what's you name again? (the robot clone) Cammi Luna: My name is Cammi Luna. Fruit Stripe: Why did I have to be named after a brand of gum? Rob64: So you can have special sticky powers which we don't have. FruitStripe: I guess thats preety good. DVGBC: Look in the air! Is it Superman. Golem: I hope not. His game was voted the wrost game of the year award. This story will be a big dissatar if he was in it Blastiose789: Its a bird! No its a Plane. Saph: And its Diddy! Diddy: *lands in front of the OG Squad* My names Diddy al ah! DVGBC: Diddy, can you send us to SanFrancisco? Diddy: Thats why I'm here. The chief told me to send you. Rob64: Cool. The plane is much faster then a bus. Diddy: Theres only room for the O.G squad. Golem: It looks like its good bye to Meowththar. Meowththar: I guess I will take the bus to San Fansicsco. DvGBC: That would be cool *the OG squad enters the plane* Diddy: Are your seat belts on? OG Squad: Yeah *the plane takes off* (robot clone) Cammie Luna- were the heck are they going? I got stop them some how. And destory the squad. Meowthar: Excuse me I was just listening to you. (robot clone) Cammi Luna: You heard nothing! Meowthar: I heard everything! (robot clone) Cammi Luna: Oh yeah you don't have evindence. Meowthar: The O.G squad will belive me when the hear the tape recorder. (robot clone) Cammi Luna: OH NO! *back ar NGPM HQ* NGPM: What? So that silly chimp is taking the OG Squad to San Francisco. Now I will send my flying zombies to stop them. *the flying zombies head for Diddy plane* Cammi Luna: Ha, why are you so interested in killing the OG Squad? NGPM: Because they are trying to stop my zombies. *slaps Cammi Luna with a giant whale* Announcer: *laughs* You stole that joke from Meowthar. NGPM: Really? Announcer: Yes. NGPM: Hahahahaha! Cammi Luna: That's not even funny when I'm tied up like this. Voice: Hold it right there NeoGeo Pokcet Master. *Tuxedo Ken (AKA PKMN Pervert Ken) appears* Cammi Luna: What am I supposed to say to this pervert? *a script falls on Cammi Luna* NPGM: Who the heck are you? PKMN Pervert Ken: I am Tuxedo Ken. Cammi Luna: Shut up PKMN PERVERT Ken. *NGPM and Tuxedo Ken start fighting* Announcer: This should take a while. *back at Diddy's plane* Diddy: Whew! Thank goodness I had my peanut shooter! Golem: Onward! To the Rice-a-Roni Capitol! DVGBC: You mean San Fransisco. Golem: Yeah... Saph: Hey, look! There's Capcom HQ! Rob64: Let's land and get in there! Golem: Hey, I can see my long-lost aunts house from here! No wait, that's her garage. Blastoise789: Very funny. Voice: STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRS! Diddy Kong: What was that? Voice: STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRS! Announcer: Stars? who would say that. *a rocket is being shot at Diddy's Plane* DVGBC: Ahhhhhhhh! We're going down. *the plane starts falling* Golem; We need a miracle. *Superman grabs the plane* Superman: Hang on. Rob64: Aren't you that guy who starred in the world's worst game? Superman: Huh? How dare you criticise my game? Saph: Uh... *Superman thrown the plane towards a very strange zombie* Zombie: STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS! Blastoise789: Great Rob64, he was out only hope. Announcer: Well it looks like the OG Squad has been grounded. But for how long? *at the bus to Las Vegas* Fruit Stripe: Meowthar, how do I get my name back? Meowthar: I don't know. You tell me and I'll give you this. *shows Fruit Stripe a Instant win game piece* (robot clone) Cammi Luna: Careful, it's poisoned. Fruit Stripe: *smashes (robot clone) Cammi Luna with a hammer* Quiet you. Meowthar: Well... *(robot clone) Cammi Luna explodes* Announcer: Congradulations, you destroyed the robot that NGPM created. *they arrive at Las Vegas* Announcer: *changes Fruit Stipe's name back* Spripe: Yay! Meowthar: Ohhkay... Here Ya go. *gives the instant win peice to Stripe* Stripe: YAY! Oh, I won! I won--Hmm... I can't read, will you read this for me? Meowthar: It says, "You have won $5." No fair! I wanted that! Stripe: Well it's mine now! Hey, where do I cash this in? Meowthar: McDonalds, but we have to go to San Francisco first. *at NGPM HQ, NGPM has just captured Tuxedo Ken* NGPM: WHAAAT! They just destroyed the Cammi Luna robot!! Tuxedo Ken: I'm not supposed to Be here 'explodes' *the bus that Meowthar and Stripe were on explodes* Stripe: What was that sound? Meowthar: Oh nothing. *back with the OG Squad at Capcom HQ* Golem: I guess were not going to Las Vegas... Blastoise789: You're too young to get in anyway. Golem: Oh yeah... Saph: Look! There's a Pay phone! DVGBC: But it's broken. *at San Francisco International Airport* Tony Hawk: Where are those guys? *back near Capcom HQ* Zombie: STARRRRRRRRRRRRRS! Rob64: Uh, guys. I think we are in trouble. DVGBC: Plus we are in San Francisco. Announcer: That's true. Blastoise789: Look. *they see a Egyptian-style building* Saph: We should go in and hide out until morning. Golem: Good idea. *they go inside the building, which is actually the NGPM HQ* Announcer: Um, guys. Rob64: Shut up Announcer. You have no impact to the story. NGPM: You again DVGBC. DVGBC: It's NGPM and he kidnapped Cammi Luna. Cammi Luna: Hey you, help me out there. NGPM: So we meet again DVGBC. I will send a swarm a zombies at you guys. *about 5067879123546 zombies appear behind NGPM* NGPM: Crush them. *the zombies carge against the OG Squad* Golem: We're totally out numbered. DVGBC: I have a plan. *throws Pokeball* Go Butterfree. Butterfree: Beeeee freeeeeee. DVGBC: Butterfree, use the Confusion. Butterfree: Bree! *uses the psychic powers to confuse the zombies* NGPM: Dang those psychics. *creates 3895691405698475189375173 zombies* OG Squad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DVGBC: Butterfree needs help. *throws 2 Pokeballs* Zubat and Pikachu, knock those zombies dead. Pikachu: Pika! Zubat: *flies around* DVGBC: Butterfree, Pikachu, and Zubat, combine your powers and destroy those zombies. *Butterfree does confusion, Pikachu does thundershock, Zubat uses Leech Life* Zombie: What... that??? *the powers combine and wipe clean of every single zombie in the room including NGPM* Cammi Luna: You did it OG Squad. *Rob64 unties Cammi Luna while everyone else celebrates* Golem: Let's get out of here. Voice: STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS! OG Squad: Not him again. *on the bus to San Francisco* Stripe: *sings Are we there yet?* Annoncer: Only 562715684618074 miles to San Francisco. *Meowthar and Stripe fall over in stupidity* Announcer: *sigh* Meowthar: I'm hot in here turn on the air conditioning. Bus Driver: What is this air conditiong you speak of? besides we don't need that when we have windows Meowthar and Stripe: AAAAAAA!!!!! Stripes: I've got an idea, lets stop over there and steal a limo. Meowthar: It's better than this stupid bus Driver: OK I'll drive just like I am now! *they got off the bus and found a robot guarding the limo* Meowthar: Oh look, a robot! Mr. Robot please let us have the limo. Robot: No! I shall now kill you and be my slaves. *Meowthar spits on the robot* Robot: No spit on the great robot. Stripe: You short ciructed it!! Cool! *the robot explodes and Meowthar, the bus driver, and Stripe take the limo to San Francisco* Bus driver: On the road again. *back in San Francisco, where the OG Squad face a very scary zombie* Zombie: STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS! *the OG Squad tried everything to stop the zombie, but no luck* Golem: *sees someone in the distance* Look over there its Superman on a skatebaord. DVGBC: Yeah right! Wait a minute Is that who I think it is. Rob64: It's Tony Hawk! Tony Hawk: There you are. *does a 360 jump over the zombie* Zombie: STARRRRRRRRRS! Tony Hawk: What stars? Its only 12:30 PM. Rob64: Thats the only word he says. Saph: Wow, he must be a Pokemon! *the Zombie picks up Rob64 and spins him around in 1 finger* Rob64: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Golem: Tony Hawk, do some of your skills on your skateboard. Tony Hawk: Okay, which move should I start off with? DVGBC: Try throwing your skateboard at the zombie. Tony HawK: OK. *throws the skateboard at the zombie* Zombie: STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS! *dies* Golem: That was too easy. Saph: What the heck? Rob64: He must've been weakened by our attacks. *a Capcon rep appears* Capcom rep: Congradulations, you saved San Francisco. Here's a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni. Golem: Yay! Blastoise789: That's it??? Annoncer: Well, there is something else that the Capcom rep wants to give you. Capcom rep: That's right Announcer. Take this OG Squad. *hands them a Survival Badge* Announcer: Good night! The End Time for the OG Rap: Here in the HQ We feel safest of all We can listen to the briefing Of the annoying chief In the HQ Here on the trail We can only walk We can only talk Pokemon It keeps me bored for years In the HQ Here at the destinatiom The plot expands slowly Will we stop NeoGeo If we can only find a way In the HQ Here we did a mission We know we've done our best About getting a badge And all is well In the HQ We know we've done our best We know we've done our best