Video Game Deathmatch #3 on DMG Ice DVGBC: Welcome to Video Game Deathmatch. We have a capacity crowd here and what a match lineup it is Bomberman. Bomberman: After Thurday's somewhat disapointing Video Game Deathmatch, we managed to get a couple of great matches to come. DVGBC: Three matches today: Cammi Luna vs. Xena for the VGD Women's Title, Duke Nukem vs. Sexual Chocolate (AKA Mark Henry), and the Main Event The Rock vs. bhlaab in a Scaffle Match. The Rock: Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? (The Rock's music plays as he walks to the ring.) DVGBC: The Rock's here for some reason. I wonder what it is. The Rock: The Rock saids, The Rock saids, The Rock saids, The Rock saids. Bomberman: Is it about the Scaffle Match? DVGBC: Maybe. The Rock: The Rock saids, The Rock saids, "Know your damn role!" Bomberman: Let's see what he has to say. The Rock: Finally, The Rock has come back to Video Game Deathmatch! (Crowd roars with excitment.) The Rock: I don't like how that DVGBC made the matches, but he did well with me. DVGBC: Why is The Rock talking about me? The Rock: Enough about DVGBC, let's talk about bhlaab. bhlaab blabs around all day long saying... The Rock (in a childish voice): ...oh look, DVGBC stole everyone's characters and put it in to the Deathmatch thingie... The Rock (normal voice): ...well The Rock saids to bhlaab, "Know your role, and shut your mouth." DVGBC: The Rock, you wasted some valuable game time here. We just want to start the first match. The Rock: I'll come back later. If ya smelllalalallalalalalla, what The Rock, is cooking. (The Rock leaves.) DVGBC: On to the first match. (Cammi Luna's music plays as shemakes her way to the ring.) DVGBC: This match is for the VGD Women's Title. Making her way to the ring, the VGD Women's Champion, Cammi Luna. (Crowd cheers.) (The Xena: Warrior Princess music plays as Xena rushes to the ring. The ref stops her.) Ref: Slow down Xena, we don't start as soon as you rush in. DVGBC: The challenger, Xena. Bomberman: This match could kick arse. DVGBC: True. The bell rings. Xena arm wrenches Cammi Luna. Bomberman: Xena is very strong and can take the title from Cammi Luna. DDT by Xena. DVGBC: Clothesline by Xena. Cammi Luna recovers and trips Xena over. The pin, 1.. kickout by Xena. Bomberman: Cammi Luna pinned too early in the match. Here comes Chyna. Chyna delivers the chair shot on Xena. Cammi Luna throws Chyna out of the ring. DVGBC: Chyna must stay out of Cammi Luna's business. Cammi Luna smashes Xena's head on the turnbuckle. Bomberman: This fight can be coming to a great end. DVGBC: Chyna comes back with a STOP sign. Uh oh, major trouble for Xena and Cammi Luna. Bomberman: Chyna has hit both of them with a Stop sign. Chyna puts Cammi Luna on Xena. Pin 1... 2... 3! DVGBC: Here's your winner and still the VGD Women's Champion, Cammi Luna. Bomberman: Duke Nukem is on his way to the ring. Stay tuned for the Duke Nukem and Mark Henry match coming up. DVGBC: We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor. (commercial break now with actual commercials) Coming September 26, Video Game Deathmatch presents Unforgetable. The VGD Play-per-View Title is being defended by Stone Cold Steve Austin. Who will fight him? And other great matches TBD later in the month. Watch Unforgetable on Play-per-View. (Commercial break end.) DVGBC: Welcome back to Video Game Deathmatch. Our next match is Duke Nukem vs. Sexual Chocolate (Mark Henry). Bomberman: Sexual Chocolate sounds like a weird name. DVGBC: You can always call him Mark Henry. That sounds a little better. Bomberman: OK then. (Duke Nukem's music plays as he makes his way to the ring.) DVGBC: This match is for 1 fall. Making his way to the ring, Duke Nukem. Duke Nukem: Hail to the king baby! DVGBC: Duke Nukem won a match with Yoshi Nukem in the first Video Game Deathmatch. Yoshi Nukem got revenge a few days later in a 2-on-1 match, but also lost. Bomberman: Duke Nukem trained hard before fighting Mark Henry. (Mark Henry's music plays as he makes his way to the ring.) DVGBC: And his opponent, Mark Henry. Bomberman: Boy, it's hot here. DVGBC: The air conditioner broke before Video Game Deathmatch #9 started. We'll get that fixed by Video Game Deathmatch #11. Bomberman: The bell has rung. Mark Henry exchanges a few blows with Duke Nukem. DVGBC: Duke Nukem throws Mark Henry out of the ring. Duke Nukem hits Mark Henry with a chair. Bomberman: Mark Henry hits Duke Nukem with a frying pan. Duke Nukem gets knocked into the security fence. Mark Henry elbow drops Duke Nukem. DVGBC: What a match so far! Duke Nukem recovers a bit. Bomberman: Duke Nukem grabs Mark Henry and throws him into the steel steps. Yeowsa! DVGBC: Why'd you say "Yeowsa!"? Bomberman: Some reason. DVGBC: Some reason? Bomberman: Nevermind! Anyway, Duke Nukem throws Mark Henry into the ring. Now, Duke Nukem gets a table and puts it in the ring. Woah! DVGBC: Duke Nukem Duke Slams Mark Henry into the table. Here comes the pin. 1... 2... 3! Bomberman: Here's your winner, Mark Henry. DVGBC: What a match here today! Coming up next, the Main Event. The Rock vs. bhlaab in a Scaffle Match. Stay tuned. (Commercial break. 2 commercials. Start commercial 1.) Video Game Deathmatch posts its programs at the following sites: BKFU Message Board: Saturday-Tuesday and Thursday SMBHQ Message Board: Sunday and Monday RareNet Message Board Misc.: Tuesday DMG Ice Fanfic Section: Thursday ans Saturday (May be delayed up to a day) And the monthly Play-per-Views are posted at all 4 sites. (End commercial one. Start commercial 2.) Celebrate our 10th Video Game Deathmatch this Sunday. There will be 4 grueling matches in Video Game Deathmatch #10. This was never possible without you guys. (End commercial 2. End of commercial break.) DVGBC: Welcome back to Video Game Deathmatch. It's time for the Main Event of the night. Bomberman: I can't wait for it. DVGBC: Here's Michael Buffer with the introduction of the wrestlers. Michael Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, Video Game Deathmatch prouldly presents the Main Event of the night. Are you ready? Crowd: Yeah! Michael Buffer: Are you reaaaaaaaaady? Crowd (louder than before): Yeah! Michael Buffer: For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world. Let's get ready to rummmmmmmblllllllle! (The RMB Gang music plays as bhlaab makes his way to the scaffle. This is a scaffle match.) Michael Buffer: Making his way to the scaffle, accomplicated by Barca, and the member of the RMB Gang, bhlaab. The Rock: Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? (The Rock's music plays as he makes his way to the scaffle.) The Rock: The Rock saids, The Rock saids, The Rock saids, The Rock saids. Michael Buffer: Making his way to the scafle, the Great 1, The Rock. The Rock: The Rock saids, The Rock saids, "Know your damn role!" DVGBC: This will be a awesome match. The Rock and bhlaab face off on the scaffle. What do you think Bomberman? Bomberman: This match will rock! If you fall, you land in a pit of tables and chairs. DVGBC: That might hurt. Here's the bell. The Rock DDTs bhlaab. bhlaab counters with the powerbomb. Bomberman: bhlaab is using the strong move too early. The Rock and bhlaab are close to the edge of the scaffle. The Rock and bhlaab are exchanging blows here and there. DVGBC: Pretty good match so far. The Rock rams bhlaab to the ground. bhlaab is in danger of falling off the scaffle, he's only 3 inches from the edge. Bomberman: The Rock Rock Bottoms bhlaab. The Rock signels the People's Elbow. DVGBC: There's signs of bhlaab moving. The Rock is doing the People's Elbow. Wait! bhlaab moves away and trips The Rock off the scaffle. Bomberman: It looks like The Rock plunged into a pit of tables and chairs. DVGBC: Wow! bhlaab won the match. I have never seen a ending like this. We got to go folks. Video Game Deathmatch #10 will contain 4 matches instead of 3. We'll see you there Sunday.