Video Game Deathmatch #2 on DMG Ice DVGBC: Welcome to the back-to-school edition of Video Game Deathmatch. We've a great match lineup for you tonight and Bomberman has all the details. Bomberman: We have 3 grueling matches for you tonight. One of which is the VGD Tag Team Title Match which is Tuxedo Ken and Sailor Yoshette vs. The Undertaker and Big Show. Plus, we have a VGD 3-on-3 Title Match. There was a mystery challenge from Shane McMahon. I'm talking to Shane right now. Shane, who is this 3-man team? Shane McMahon: They are called the Mean Street Possie with Rodney, Pete Gas, and Joey Abs. We will destroy Kazooie, NeoKazooie, and Little Kazooie. (Inside the Team Kazooie locker room, NeoKazooie watches TV of Bomberman interviewing Shane McMahon. Kazooie is playing her Game Boy Clor and Little Kazooie stretches herself to try to get taller.) NeoKazooie: Hey look, we're going to fight Mean Street Possie for the VGD 3-on-3 Title. Little Kazooie: Aragh! Must...get...taller! Aragh! Kazooie: Well Mean Street Possie are going to get destroyed by us. (Back in the ring.) Shane McMahon: ..and Joey Abs will crush all the breegulls' abs. Do you accept Team Kazooie? Bomberman: So there you have it, Shane McMahon and his Mean Street Possie are going to fight Team Kazooie tonight on Video Game Deathmatch #8. DVGBC: And our Main Event will come shortly after those 2 championship matches which is Pikachu vs. Foy. Original Pokemon vs. New Pokemon to apper in the Gold and Silver versions of the game. Bomberman: Our first match is the VGD Tag Team Match. Let's introduce the wrestlers. (The Sailor Yoshies music plays and Tuxedo Ken and Sailor Yoshette suddenly appear in the middle of the ring.) DVGBC: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is for 1 fall and it'sfor the VGD Tag Team Titles. Here's our first wrestlers, Tuxedo Ken and Sailor Yoshette. (The Undertaker's musioc plays. The Undertaker and Big Show slowly make their way to the ring.) DVGBC: And the VGD Tag Team Champions, accomplicated by Paul Wright, The Undertaker and Big Show. Bomberman: Here's the bell. The Undertaker and Tuxedo Ken start the match. Tuxedo Ken looks up at The Undertaker. DVGBC: The Undertaker is about 7 feet tall and can squish Tuxedo Ken like a bug. The Undertaker is about to say something. The Undertaker: You...will...die...tonight! Sailor Yoshette: Don't listen to him Tuxedo Ken. You can win this match. Tuxedo Ken: I can win this match! DVGBC: Holy cow! Tuxedo Kendoes the Tux Buster on The Undertaker. Big Show tries helping The Undertaker but the Ref can't let him in. Bomberman: Big Show punches the Ref, he ducks. Tuxedo Ken is pinning The Undertaker. Big Show angerly gets in the ring to stop the pin. Sailor Yoshette Sailor Slams Big Show. 1... 2... 3! DVGBC: The winners and new VGD Tag Team Champions, Tuxedo Ken and Sailor Yoshette. Bomberman: We'll be right back after these messages. (Commercial break.) DVGBC: Welcomeback to Video Game Deathmatch Back-to-School Edition. Here's a Back-to-School tip from Bomberman. Bomberman: The first of our 2 Back-to-School tips takes you a storewhere they have a back-to-school sale. Here, Tuxedo Ken's is choosing from 2 types of pens, regular or gel. Tuxedo Ken: Hmm, I never heard of this gel-type pen. I'll take some anyway. Bomberman: Tuxedo Ken made the right choise. He chose the gel pens. Now let's go to our VGD 3-on-3 Title Match. (The Banjo-Kazooie music plays as Kazooie, NeoKazooie, and Little Kazooie make their way to the ring.) DVGBC: This match is for 1 fall. Here come the VGD 3-on-3 Champions, Team Kazooie. (Crowd cheers with excitment.) ("No Chance in Hell" plays as Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs, and Shane McMahon enter the ring.) DVGBC: And their challengers, accomplicated by Shane McMahon, the Mean Street Possie. (The crowd boos and hisses at the Mean Street Possie.) Bomberman: It's going to be a very tough match for Team Kazooie. DVGBC: You read my mind Bomberman. Mean Street Possie are a tough crew to destroy in this match. It'll be the roughest match in the history of Video Game Deathmatch. Bomberman: Here's the bell. Rodney, Joey Abs, Little Kazooie, and NeoKazooie are in the ring. The rest of the wrestlers are outside the ring. I'll keep an eye out on the people outside the ring and DVGBC'll look to the inside of the ring. DVGBC: Joey Abs arm wrenches NeoKazooie. Little Kazooie rams Joey Abs. Rodney piledrives Little Kazooie. Bomberman: Pete Gas hits Kazooie with a strange stick. What's that thing doing here? DVGBC: NeoKazooie is coming to help Kazooie. Wow! NeoKazooie elbow drops Pete Gas. Kazooie is hurt by that strange stick. Little Kazooie is double teamed by Joey Abs and Rodney. Bomberman: Little Kazooie is in big trouble as NeoKazooie rushes to get rid of Pete Gas. DVGBC: NeoKazooie has a stell chair, she enters the ring and hits Joey Abs with it. Rodney clotheslines NeoKazooie, but she counters with a chair shot on Rodney. Pete Abs tries to go into the ring, but the Ref isn't letting him in. Ref: No Pete Gas. No more than 4 people at a time in the ring. Pete Gas: What kind of a stupid rule are you making? Ref: So you didn't read the rules? No more than 4 people in the ring at a time in a 3-on-3 match. You're DQed. Pete Gas: What? (The bell rings.) DVGBC: The winner by disqualification and still the VGD 3-on-3 Champions, Team Kazooie. Bomberman: I wanted to see someone get elbow dropped into the announcer'sbooth. DVGBC: That will cost VGD a lot of money. Anyway, when we return, we have the Main Event. And there's another Back-to-School tip. Stay tuned. (Commercial break.) DVGBC: Welcome back to Video Game Deathmatch. Before we head for the main event. Let's have another back-to-school tip from Bomberman. Bomberman: Clothes, the hardest thing to choose from for back-to-school. Here's bhlaab with a tough decision. He has to choose his favorite back-to-school clothes or he can buy a replica costume of The Rock. bhlaab: The Rock's the people's champ, so I'll choose the people's clothes. Bomberman: He chose the people's clothes, but The Rock will see double the next day. (The Rock Rock Bottomsbhlaab the next day.) Bomberman: Well bhlaab made a terrible decision. Back to the ring. The Rock: Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? (The Rock's music plays and he makes his way to the ring.) The Rock: The Rock saids, The Rock saids, The Rock saids, The Rock saids! DVGBC: What's The Rock doing here? The Rock: The Rock saids, The Rock saids, "Know your damn role!" Bomberman: I know what's he going to say. The Rock: bhlaab, you bought the people's clothes and that makes me sick. I challenge you to a scaffle match on Video Game Deathmatch #3 on DMG Ice. When I win, I'm going to take your Barca, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candi ass! (Crowd erupts with excitment. His music plays again and he leaves the ring.) DVGBC: It looks like that The Rock will fight bhlaab on Video Game Deathmatch #9. Let's go to Michael Buffer to announce the Main Event. Michael Buffer: Ladies and Gentleman, Video Game Deathmatch proudly presents the main event. Are you ready? Crowd: Yeah! Michael Buffer: Are you reaaaaaaaaaady? Crowd (louder than before): Yeah! Michael Buffer: For the thousands in attendence and the millions watching around the world. Let's get ready to ruuuuuuuuuumblllllllllee! (DMG Ice music plays and Foy comes out with Philip Wesley and Jazzman.) Michael Buffer: The challenger, accomplicated by Philip Wesley and Jazzman, Foy! Philip Wesley: Well Foy! Good luck! Foy: Foy! (The Pokemon music plays and Pikachu comes running after Foy.) DVGBC: The bell quickly rings and Pikachu is off to a very strong start. Bomberman: Pikachu has a huge advanage against Foy. Pikachu is crushing Foy. DVGBC: The fight has went so crazy, the Ref is giving Pikachu a warning. Ref: OK mouce, take it easy on the bug. Pikachu: Pika pika chu pikachu! Ref: Bugs are weak when they fight you? Is this true Foy? Foy: Foy? Ref: What a stupid idea to send a bug into a battle. Foy is DQed. DVGBC: The winner by disqualifiacation and still VGD World Champion, Pikachu! Jazzman: What the heck? You can't do that to Foy. You did it to Pete Gas in the last match. Ref: I was paid to ref the matches,not to argue with weaklings like you. So there! DVGBC: That's all for Video Game Deathmatch #2 on DMG Ice Back-to-School Edition. We'll see you on Video Game Deathmatch #3 on DMG Ice this Saturday.