Video Game Deathmatch on DMG Ice #1 by DVGBC Note: I post Video Game Deathmatch on the BKFU Discussion Room (http://www.insidetheweb.com/mbs.cgi/mb211742) on Saturday-Tuesday and Thursday. If you like Video Game Deathmatch, go to the BKFU Message Board where I post more Video Game Deathmatch. Anyone that you never heard of (beside WWF and WCW people) are from the BKFU Discussion Room. Enjoy! DVGBC: Welcome to Video Game Deathmatch on DMG Ice. We have a sellout crowd here tonight and we hope to make Video Game Mania the greatest. And next month's Play-Per-View will be Unforgetable. Let's look at the match lineup here tonight. (DVGBC reads the list of matches for tonight.) DVGBC: Our first match is between Cammi Luna, a member of the BKFU Discussion Room, and Chyna, from the WWF, for the VGD Women's Title. Our second match is between Al Snow, Big Boss Man, Big Show, and Hardcore Holly for the VGD Hardcore Title. Our third match is Kane, X-Pac, and Road Dogg (Jessie James, and no, it's not Team Rocket) vs. Team Kazooie (Kazooie, NeoKazooie, and Little Kazooie) for the VGD 3-on-3 Title. Our forth match will be a Tag Team Royal Rumble. I'll explain this a little more later on Video Game Mania. Our fifth match is between Stone Cold Steve Austin, Goldberg, DVGBC, and Yumblie for the VGD Play-Per-View Title. It was supposed to be a match between Stone Cold and Goldberg, but Stone Cold Steve Austin changed that yesterday (or 2 days ago). And for DMG Ice visitors writing And our Main Event. It will be Pikachu vs. Master Hand for the VGD World Title. You'll love what's coming up on Video Game Deathmatch. And my co-host is Bomberman. Good evening Bomberman. Bomberman: Hi DVGBC. Man, what a crowd here today! DVGBC: Yep, SOLD OUT! Bomberman: Got it. We're putting on a great show today and that Main Event will produce ultra high ratings through the roof. DVGBC: Yay! We wasted alot of time already just for talking. Let's get started with our first match. Cammi Luna vs. Chyna Bomberman: Yep, Chyna is the 9th Wonder of the World. (The Triple H theme song plays and Chyna makes her way to the ring.) DVGBC: She's not only strong, but cute. Bomberman: Whatever. (Cammi Luna comes out without a entrance theme.) DVGBC: Cammi Luna must be mad about something. Bomberman: She and NeoKazooie are one of the tag teams for the Tag Team Royal Rumble. DVGBC: There's the bell. Chyna starts off strong by throwing Cammi Luna outside the ring. Bomberman: Video Game Deathmatch rules states that all matches are falls count anywhere and weapons are allowed anytime. And Cammi Luna makes a good comeback with a few punches. DVGBC: Chyna counters with the DDT and that might hurt a bit. Bomberman: Cammi Luna will have a hard time with Chyna today. Chyna goes for the elbow drop on Cammi Luna, but she moves away from the attack and Chyna is a little hurt on the elbow. DVGBC: Cammi Luna grabs a steel chair and hits Chyna with it. Bomberman: Ouch! That's gotta hurt. DVGBC: Chyna is almost down, but wait, Triple H runs to Chyna's rescue and knocks Cammi Luna away. Bomberman: Triple H really wanted Chyna to win this fight. Now NeoKazooie rushes in the ring and pecks Triple H a bit. DVGBC: Triple H, distracted by NeoKazooie takes a beating out of her. Cammi Luna is struggling to pin Chyna. Bomberman: Cammi Luna pins Chyna. 1...2...3! DVGBC: Here is your winner and the new VGD Women's Champion, Cammi Luna! Triple H: Don't tell me that Chyna lost. NeoKazooie (a little beat up): Yay Cammi Luna. Triple H: Shut up you blue bird! NeoKazooie: Hey, I have more friends than the number of h's in your name. So there's 3 H's in your name, and... Triple H: Man, you need a life. (Triple H Pedigrees NeoKazooie. Chyna and Triple H leave. Cammi Luna walks up to NeoKazooie.) Cammi Luna: NeoKazooie, are you OK? NeoKazooie: I think I hurt myself. Can you replace me in the 3-on-3 match? Cammi Luna: Sure. But who's going to replace you in the Tag Team Royal Rumble? NeoKazooie: Contooie is your Tag Team partner for today. (Cammi Luna takes NeoKazooie out of the ring.) DVGBC: So Cammi Luna is going to replace NeoKazooie in the 3-on-3 match and Contooie will replace NeoKazooie in the Tag Team Royal Rumble. Bomberman: And it's only the first match of the day. Anyway, let's start our VGD Hardcore Title match. DVGBC: OK. (Al Snow's theme plays and he comes out into the ring.) DVGBC: Al Snow looks ticked off. Bomberman: I'm not sure why. (Big Boss Man's theme plays as he makes his way into the ring.) DVGBC: We might remember him from Video Game Deathmatch #3. He's looking forward to this match. Bomberman: I agree. Al Snow is getting really angry at Big Boss Man for some reason. (Big Show's theme plays as he comes into the ring.) DVGBC: Big Show is a Tag Team Partner of The Undertaker and they're in the Tag Team Royal Rumble today. (Hardcore Holly's theme plays as he walks to the ring.) Bomberman: Hardcore Holly will be in a Triple Threat match with Crash Holly and Hollywood Hogan this Monday on Video Game Deathmatch. DVGBC: There's the bell. Al Snow is taking a beating on Big Boss Man. Bomberman: Outside the ring, Hardcore Holly gets a steel chair and prepares to smash Al Snow with it. DVGBC: Big Show is standing in the middle of the ring for some reason. Bomberman: Maybe a bomb will cheer him up. DVGBC: No! Don't do it. (Bomberman throws a bomb at Big Show. It explodes knocking him into Al Snow, Big Boss Man, and Hardcore Holly, who was about to hit Al Snow with a steel chair.) DVGBC: I knew that this match was ruined. Bomberman: I had to fill a match with fun. Right? DVGBC: The pin by Big Show. 1... 2... 3! (The crowd is booing.) Bomberman: Here is you new VGD Hardcore Champion, Big Show. DVGBC: Uh, we'll take a break. (Commercial break) DVGBC: Welcome back to Video Game Deathmatch. I'm DVGBC... Bomberman: ...and I'm Bomberman, DVGBC's co-host of Video Game Deathmatch. DVGBC: If you just joined us, there was some great action. Cammi Luna is the VGD Women's Champion and Big Show is the VGD Hardcore Champion. Bomberman: There's still a lot to come on Video Game Deathmatch with Kane, X-Pac, and Road Dogg vs. Kazooie, NeoKazooie,and Little Kazooie. DVGBC: Unfortuently, NeoKazooie is hurt at the moment so Cammi Luna replaces her for the match. (Kane's music starts to play for a moment. Suddenly, X-Pac's music starts playing and Kane, X-Pac, and Road Dogg come out togeter.) Bomberman: Kane and X-Pac will be in today's Tag Team Royal Rumble. They want to put a stop to Team Kazooie, their opponents. (The Banjo-Kazooie music plays as Kazooie, Cammi Luna, and Little Kazooie come out to the ring.) Bomberman: This group already defeated Armageddon on Video Game Deathmatch #3. It's time to prove that they are champions. DVGBC: And this match is for the VGD 3-on-3 Title. The winner will get it. Bomberman: There goes the bell. Kane, Road Dogg, Cammi Luna, and Kazooie are in the ring. DVGBC: X-Pac and Little Kazooie are outside the ring exchanging a few blows here and there. X-Pac delivers the chairshot to Little Kazooie. X-Pac does several crouch chops (you know what I mean) enableing Little Kazooie to Powerbomb X-Pac. Bomberman: Back inside the ring, Road Dogg goes outside the ring to help X-Pac out. Now Kane is double teamed by Cammi Luna and Kazooie. Little Kazooie is still beating X-Pac outside the ring. Little Kazooie get an empty garbage can. As she winds up to hit X-Pac with it, Road Dogg takes it away from her. Little Kazooie turns around to find out that Road Dogg hits her with the same empty garbage can. DVGBC: Ouch! That's gotta hurt. Uh oh, Kane has put Cammi Luna in a chokeslam and Kazooie had ran off to help Little Kazooie. Kane chokeslams Cammi Luna. Bomberman: I'm recieving news that NeoKazooie is on her way to the ring. Cammi Luna needs somemuch deserved help over here. Kane is going for the Tombstone. Outside the ring, Little Kazooie and Kazooie are in big trouble with X-Pac and Road Dogg. DVGBC: There comes NeoKazooie holding a frying pan. What is she going to do. She hits Kane with it just before he connects with the Tombstone. Cammi Luna pins Kane. X-Pac enters the ring to stop the pin, but NeoKazooie hits him with her frying pan. 1... 2... 3! Bomberman: The winner and new VGD 3-on-3 Champion, Team Kazooie. DVGBC: I gotta run now. I'm also in the Tag Team Royal Rumble. Bomberman: Who's you Tag Team Partner? DVGBC: Al Snow. Bomberman: Cool! (DVGBC walks to the locker room.) Bomberman: The following match is for the VGD Tag Team Title. Here are the Tag Teams: DVGBC and Al Snow Armageddon (The Undertaker and Big Show) Kane and X-Pac Cammi Luna and Contooie (or NeoKazooie) The Rock and Yoshi Nukem and finally, Mario and Yoshi Bomberman: The wrestlers are in the ring. And here comes the bell. When one member of the tag team is eliminated, the entire tag team is eliminated. You get eliminated by being thrown off the top ropes. Cammi Luna starts out by beating down The Rock, but he counters with a clothesline. And Contooie is sitting next to me right now. Contooie: Hi Bomberman! Where's DVGBC? Bomberman: In the ring right now. Contooie: I just saw DVGBC throw X-Pac off the ropes, so both X-Pac and Kane are eliminated. Bomberman: Already? X-Pac must be tired from that last match. There are 5 teams left: DVGBC and Al Snow, Armageddon (The Undertaker and Big Show), Cammi Luna and NeoKazooie, The Rock and Yoshi Nukem, and Mario and Yoshi. Contooie: Al Snow is beating on Mario. Al Snow is hit from behind by Yoshi Nukem. Big Show has a bodyslam on Cammi Luna. That guy is heavy. Big Show throws Cammi Luna out of the ring. NeoKazooie and Cammi Luna are eliminated. Bomberman: So there are 4 teams left: DVGBC and Al Snow, Armageddon (The Undertaker and Big Show), The Rock and Yoshi Nukem, and Mario and Yoshi. DVGBC and Al Snow are double teaming The Undertaker. Big Show grabs DVGBC and goes for the chokeslam. The Rock Rock Bottoms Big Show. The Rock signels the People's Elbow. As he performs his move, he gets thrown out by The Undertaker. The Rock and Yoshi Nukem are eliminated. Contooie: There are only 3 teams left: DVGBC and Al Snow, Armageddon (The Undertaker and Big Show), and Mario and Yoshi. Yoshi slurps up Al Snow and spits him outside the ring. DVGBC looks outraged as he and Al Snow gets eliminated. Bomberman: There's only 2 teams left. Armageddon and Mario and Yoshi. It's almost over already. Contooie: Many of these matchs are too quick. Bomberman: Agreed. The Undertaker Tombstones Mario and throws him off the top ropes. Yoshi and Mario are eliminated and Armageddon is the new VGD Tag Team Champions. Contooie: I better have a talk with NeoKazooie and Cammi Luna for a moment. Bomberman: We'll be right back with the VGD Play-Per-View Title match and the big Main Event. Contooie: Yay! (Commercial break.) Bomberman: Welcome back to Video Game Deathmatch. DVGBC is in the next match, so bhlaab's very own Barca will be my co-host for this match. Barca: Bark bark! ::It's a pleasure to be here tonight.:: Bomberman: I understand that Yumblie may not go to this match. What do you think Yumblie was going to say? Barca: Bark bark bark! ::Yumblie was saying that the offer was rejected and bhlaab didn't want Yumblie to be in this match.:: (A sound of broken glass is heard and Stone Cold Steve Austin's music as he makes his way to the ring.) Barca: Bark bark! Bark bark! ::Austin 3:16 is feeling a lot better since he got hurt at a WWF Pay-Per-View. He's prepared to fight in this 4-way match for the VGD Play-Per-View Title.:: Bomberman: He'll do anything to win this match. (Goldberg's music plays and he enters the ring in a strong form.) Crowd: Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg! Barca: Bark bark! Bark! ::Goldberg has millions of fans, but The Rock has more fans than him. Goldberg will fight The Rock this Monday.:: Bomberman: He is bigger than my pumped red bomb. It could make great use in this match. Barca: Bark bark! Bark bark bark? ::You gotta learn not to use your bombs in the match. Remember when your bomb ruined the VGD Hardcore Title match?:: Bomberman: That guy called Big Show was standing in the middle of the ring doing nothing. Barca: Bark bark! Bark bark! ::I just talked to him during the commercial break. He wants to fight you this Monday.: Bomberman: I'll accept the offer from Big Show. Well, that fills the entire card for Video Game Deathmatch #6. You wasted so much time talking, we missed the intro for DVGBC. Barca: Bark! ::Yay!:: Bomberman: Shut up. (The RMB Gang music plays and instead of Yumblie coming out, bhlaab comes in.) bhlaab: I had a talk with Yumblie. Yumblie didn't accept your boring offer. Instead, I will fight in Yumblie's place. DVGBC: All right then. Let's start the big fight. bhlaab: Hey Barca, you're not supposed to be with DVGBC imaginary friends including the blockhead sitting next to you. (Barca leaves the ring.) Bomberman: For the last time, I'm not a blockhead. Anyway, here is the bell. Steve Austin starts off strong by giving a chair shot to bhlaab. DVGBC is prummeling Goldberg with all his strengh, but he's not even dazed yet. Goldberg thinks fast and delivers the spear to DVGBC. Goldberg is going for the Jacknife, but Steve Austin tackles Goldberg and does the Stone Cold Stunner on Goldberg. bhlaab gets a chair and hits Steve Austin with it. This match is going crazy too fast. DVGBC gets up and throws bhlaab out of the ring. Both Steve Austin and Goldberg are down. Wait a minute, Steve Austin is moving is is trying to make the pin to Goldberg. bhlaab is too busy beating on DVGBC to discover that Steve Austin is pinning Goldberg. 1... 2... 3! Steve Austin is the new VGD Play-Per- View Champion. Wow! That was fast for 1 person commentary. Two people commentary is much better. (DVGBC is struggling to walk to the booth where Bomberman is sitting.) Bomberman: DVGBC, are you OK? DVGBC: I'm fine. It's always like this. You'll love the Main Event. Here's Michael Buffer to announce the wrestlers for the main event. Michael Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, Video Game Deathmatch proudly presents the VGD World Title match. Are you ready? Crowd: Yeah! Michael Buffer: Are you reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaady? Crowd (louder than before): Yeah! Michael Buffer: For the thousands in attendence and the millions watching around the world. Let's get ready to rummmmmblllllllle! (The Pokemon music plays and Pikachu walks to the ring.) Michael Buffer: Entering the ring at this time, everyone's favorite Pokemon, Pikachu! (Crowd roars with excitement.) (Master Hand's music play and Master Hand is softly fally from the sky.) Michael Buffer: Falling from the sky and aboutto land on me... (Master Hand lands on Michael Buffer.) Michael Buffer: Ow! (Master Hand knocks Michael Buffer away.) Master Hand: I don't need that nerdy ring announcer over here. I want to demolish this little rat. Pikachu: Pika? DVGBC: Here comes the bell. Pikachu tackles Master Hand. Master Hand throws Pikachu to the ropes, grabs him, and bounces him like a basketball. Pikachu: Pi ka pi ka pi ka! Bomberman: The ref tells Master Hand to break it up. Ref: Stop bouncing your opponent like a basketball. Master Hand: Shut up! (Master Hamd knocks the Ref away.) Master Hand: Nothing can stop me, not even Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton: Oh no? Well then, Master Hand is DQed and Pikachu is crowned the champion. DVGBC: What? Bomberman: This Main Event is a disaster. And how did Bill Clinton come here? DVGBC: I don't know. See ya Thursday on Video Game Deathmatch on DMG Ice #2 this Thursday!