00007's Adventure Part 7 of ?? The Outback Showdown Part 2 of 3 Note: For you 00007 fans who were wondering why there wasn't any new parts for a very long time. It's because of personal problems and I've gotten a new computer. Anyway, the show is back on the road. (Last time, The Ash clones have taken Misty to the prison and Ash, 00006, and Diddy Kong are about to be blasted by Jazzman, but...) Jazzman: Why would I kill you. (Jazzman turns the Plasma Cannon towards Dr. Naughty.) Jazzman: You are a bad doctor. (Jazzman shoots the Plasma Cannon at Dr. Naughty. Pikachu suddenly appears.) Ash: Pikachu, thundershock. Pikachu: PIKA! (Pikachu thundershocks Dr. Naughty. Dr. Naughty gets blasted off out of sight.) Jazzman: That Dr. Naughty is evil. (Jazzman unties Ash, 00006 and Diddy Kong.) 00006: Thanks for saving us. I'm glad that Dr. Naughty has been defeated. Diddy Kong: Now let's save Misty. All: Yeah. (From this point all actions are presented between stars.) Ash: The narriator has changed. *does the Dirty Bird* Atlanta Falcons player: *tackles Ash* Stop stealing my dance. Jazzman: Can we get going now? 00006, Ash, and Diddy Kong: Yeah. Pikachu: Pika. *inside the UFO* Dr. Naughty: I can't believe that I've been blasted by that dumb musical note. Evil Dead Ash: Let's go to plan 45. synthetic Ash: *smashes Evil Dead Ash with a hammer* We don't have a plan 45. Scream 3 Killer: What's your favorite scary movie? Dr. Naughty: WTF! Evil Dead Ash and synthetic Ash: O-0 Scream 3 Killer: I hate my own part. *explodes* Evil Dead Ash: You think I care? Narriator: The Scream 3 Killer has exploded you fools. Dr. Naughty: Set a course for the Sydney Opera House. synthetic Ash: But my favorite singer, Ricky Martin is having the concert there tonight. Dr. Naughty: No one cares. Evil Dead Ash: Plus there are Olympics this year. Dr. Naughty: *sigh* Evil Dead Ash: Dies. synthetic Ash: You are already dead stupid. Dr. Naughty: SHUT UP. ALL OF YOU. *they explode and the UFO crash lands into Sydney Opera House* *back near the Spam Mines of Australia* Ash: We should all save Misty and stop my evil clones. *the ground starts moving* Diddy Kong: What was that? *a Diglett suddenly comes out of the ground* Diglett: Dig lett. 00006: What's a Diglett doing at this time? *Misty climbs out of the hole* Misty: What made you guys forget about me? *Link appears* Link: I hear that the Sydney Opera House is under attack. I can transform you guys there. *plays The Days of Our Lives song on his ocarina and transport them to the Sydney Opera House* *inside the opera house* Dr. Naughty: All right pieces of matter. I'm about to blow up this beatuiful place that is always Zestfully clean. Bob Barker: Come on down Dr. Naughty. You're our next Price is Right contestant. Dr. Naughty: Grr. *tears out his gray hair* Bob Barker: Ha ha. That was my wig. Here is my real hair. *regrows his gray hair* Evil Dead Ash: This person is annoying. Bob Barker: I used to be a dog. *explodes* synthetic Ash: What should we do with Ricky Martin? Ricky Martin: Please spare me. I'll give you lots of beautiful girls. Evil Dead Ash: OK. *unties him* Ricky Martin: Yes. I'm free. *leaves* Dr. Naughty: You fools. You freed that fool with the annoying music. Evil Dead Ash: But he is very good at singing. *00006, Ash, Misty, Pikachu, and Diddy Kong suddenly appear* synthetic Ash: No time for that. *they all face them* Ash: Squirtle, I choose you. *throws Pokeball and Squirtle comes out of it* Squirtle: Squirtle. *sprays the Ash clones with Water Gun* 00006: I'll take care of Dr. Naughty myself. *shoulder tackles Dr. Naughty* Misty: Anyone seen Jazzman? *they stop for a minute* All: No. *at a desert* Jazzman: Link you idiot. I need to get to #blue by 10 PM. Link: Hold on a minute. *plays Blues Brothers music on his ocarina* *they get transported to Jabo-Jabu's belly* Jazzman: *knocks ocarina off Link's hands* I hate you. *explodes* Link: *sigh* *back at the opera house* Dr. Naughty: Quick. Run for it. *Dr. Naughty and the Ash clones* run from the Sydney Opera House* 00006: Carp. Lost it again. *a black van with the words "Prize Patrol" appear on it; a few people come out with a really big check for $10,000,000* Ed McMahon: Hey 00007, this is Publisher's Clearing House. You just won... 00006: I am not 00007. He's in Russia, but I'll call him. Ed McMahon: Hey, I just saw some really mad scientist who just stole a bomb. *leaves* Diddy Kong: We must chase them. 00006: You go on. I'll give him a call. Ash: OK. *they start chasing Dr. Naughty* 00006: *picks up cell phone and calls 00007* 00007: Hello! 00006: We are on a chase with Dr. Naughty, Evil Dead Ash, and synthetic Ash. I have no time to explain why. Listen very carefully. 00007: OK. 00006: They stole a bomb and are going to plant it at the Sydney Opera House. If they set it off, the 2000 Olympics will get cancelled. 00007: Is there a way to stop the bomb? 00006 (on the phone): I don't know. Oh by the way, Ed McMahon just told me you just won $10 million dollars and he wants you to... *00007 hangs up on 00006* 00006: Not a good day for him. *sees a bomb* I must disarm it. *runs to bomb* Pikachu: Pika? 00006: Sure you can help. Pikachu: Chu! *they start disarming the bomb* Ash: Charizard, I choose you. *throws Pokeball and Charizard comes out of it* Charizard: *breathes fire on Ash* Ash: *falls over in stupidity* Misty: I'll help. Go Starmie. *Psyduck comes out of a Pokeball in Misty's backpack* Psyduck: Psyduck! Misty: Psyduck, you're not Starmie. You don't even act like one too> Psyduck: Psy. *gets confused* Misty: *falls over* Diddy Kong: You pre-teens. Watch and learn. Ash: You don't even have a Pokemon. Diddy Kong: Oh yeah. Evil Dead Ash: You are all useless. *takes out rubber grappling hook* Time to catch that yellow rodent. Dr. Naughty: Go get him Evil Dead. synthetic Ash: *shoots milky substance at Ash, Mist, Diddy Kong, Squirtle, Carizard, and Psyduck* *they are stuck* Evil Dead Ash: *shoots the grappling hook at Pikachu* Ha ha. Pikachu: PIKA! *is taken away* 00006: Oh no. Pikachu! Bob Barker: Quiet amatuer. *runs to Evil Dead Ash and starts fighting him* Evil Dead Ash: So you want to play tough old boy. *strangles him and throws him into a river* Dr. Naughty: We have to go now. *they disappear along with Pikachu* 00006: Dang. I need some help. *phone rings and 00006 picks up* 00006: Yes? 00007: Everything all right? 00006: I almost disabled the bomb. 00007: What about Dr. Naughty, Evil Dead Ash, and synthetic Ash? 00006: They escaped us as we're about to defeat them. 00007: They escaped? 00006: Yes, they're on their way to stop Saddam Huinsanely. 00007: They better stay out of my business. 00006: They also want to get rid of you as well. 00007: Oh no! I better stop Saddam Huinsanely right now. 00006: Wait a second, I'm not finished yet! There's something very important that I have to tell you! *is hung up* Narriator: Will Ash, Misty, Diddy Kong, and the Pokemon escape the milky substance? Will 00006 disable the bomb? Is Pikachu going to be rescued? Find out in the conclusion of the 3 part section.