00007's Adventure Part 7 of ?? The Battle with Saddam Huinsanely Part 2 of 3 Note: Still here? Good. (When we left off, 00007 was thrown in a cell.) 00007: Hmm... how can I get out of here? (00007 turns to the right and sees a woman,) 00007: It appears that we are cellmates. Women: Who are you? 00007: The name's Blond, Jack Blond. Women: I am Wendy Singleton. Just call me Remember WENN! 00007: Isn't that the show on AMC? Wendy: Just call me Wendy then. John: Hey narriator, don't I get a girl in this story? (Hey, you're only 10 and I created you as a character. Do you want me to turn you to a vampire?) John: No. (Maybe later in the story.) John: Hmm... There's got to be a way to get out of here. 00007: I found a way out. (00007 brings out teleporter and teleports him, Wendy, and John just outside the Russian Terrorest Headquarters. 00007 hears the phone ring and answers it.) 00007: Hello! 00006 (on the phone): We are on a chase with Dr. Naughty, Evil Dead Ash, and synthetic Ash. I have no time to explain why. Listen very carefully. 00007: OK. 00006 (on the phone): They stole a bomb and are going to plant it at the Sydney Opera House. If they set it off, the 2000 Olympics will get cancelled. 00007: Is there a way to stop the bomb? 00006 (on the phone): I don't know. Oh by the way, Ed McMahon just told me you just won $10 milliondollars and he wants you to... (00007 hangs up on 00006.) 00007: Stupid scams, that should be stopped later on. John: Where's the rest ofthe party? Wendy: There's 2 other people in the building? Are they in trouble? 00007: Don't worry about them, they know exactly what they're doing. (At the Security Room...) ExcaliburMystic: Now, I have to disable the last security system and DVGBC is saved. (ExcaliburMystic dectivates the last Security System.) Computer: All security systems deactivated. The ceiling is falling. ExacliburMystic: Huh? Computer (singing): It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine. (The ceiling starts to close in on ExcaliburMystic.) ExcaliburMystic: I must get out of here! (ExcaliburMystic tries to open the door, but it won't open.) ExcaliburMystic: Hey, what's with the Resident Evil spoof? (I felt like doing that scene. But don't worry, someone will get you out in 3, 2, 1. Just ouside the security room, Lars hears something there.) Lars: ExcaliburMystic, are you OK? ExcaliburMystic: Can you get me out of here? I'm stuck in a Resident Evil-type situation. Lars: Hmm... (Lars checks the list of common Resident Evil-type situations and reads them to ExcaliburMystic.) Lars: Zombies? ExcaliburMystic: No! Lars: Big worm that eats up people for no apparent reason? ExcaliburMystic: No! Lars: Bats? ExcaliburMystic: No! Can you hurry up or I'll become a ExcaliburMystic sandwich? Lars: Ha ha! The ceiling is falling. I know how to get you out. (Lars gets a log and rams it into the door. It doesn't work. Lars gets the biggest linebacker in the NFL and attapts to sack the door. No luck there. Lars has one more chance to knock over the door. He calls Michael Jordan and he does a slam dunk on the door. WOW! The door is knocked over. ExcaliburMystic escapes the security room at the last second.) Lars: Whew! That was so close. ExcaliburMystic: How about a quick game of World Driver Championship? Lars: OK. (ExcaliburMystic completly lap Lars.) Lars: Great win. I'll train harder before challenging you next time. ExcaliburMystic: Let's get out of here now. Lars: But first, we must save DVGBC. ExcaliburMystic: I knew that. Lars: Why didn't you tell me in the first place? (Wendy, 00007, and John rush in.) 00007: Everyone all right? Lars: ExcaliburMystic was in a tight situation in the security room. ExcaliburMystic: It's a long story. John: All we have to do is to save DVGBC and we will eliminate Saddam Huinsanely. 00007: We have to check up on 00006 at Australia. (00007 calls 00006. He answers.) 00006 (on the phone): Yes? 00007: Everything all right? 00006 (on the phone): I almost disabled the bomb. 00007: What about Dr. Naughty, Evil Dead Ash, and synthetic Ash? 00006 (on the phone): They escaped us as we're about to defeat them. 00007: They escaped? 00006 (on the phone): Yes, they're on their way to stop Saddam Huinsanely. 00007: They better stay out of my business. 00006 (on the phone): They also want to get rid of you as well. 00007: Oh no! I better stop Saddam Huinsanely right now. 00006 (on the phone): Wait a second, I'm not finished yet! There's something very important that I have to tell you! (00007 hangs up.) Lars: We gotta stop him. 00007: I'm going in alone. John: That's too much out of you. ExcaliburMystic: We're a team, we should do it together. 00007: Please don't make this movie educational. Reader: Just let 00007 go alone, he's the real hero. ExcaliburMystic: The reader wants, the reader gets. 00007: OK, time to stop Saddam Huinsanely. (00007 enters the Centre Room where Dr. Naughty, Evil Dead Ash, and synthetic Ash are right now.) Dr. Naughty: You are too slow 00007. You just came in time for us to get rid of Saddam Huinsanely. Mwhahahahahahahahahahahaha! Evil Dead Ash: God, I love it when he does that. Saddam Huinsanely: Not only will I get rid of DVGBC, and Dr. Naughty and his 2 Ash's. I will also destroy this little one. (Saddam Huinsanely grabs the hostage and by surprise, he has Pikachu.) 00007: What? That's crazy! You've gone too far. Saddam Huinsanely: I want to fight you and Dr. Naughty in the Final Battle.1-on-1-on-1, there's no chance at all that you're going to win. When you lose, I'll throw the yellow rat into the cement making machine, hardening him to death. Mwhahahahahahaha! Pikachu (crying for help): Pika pika PIKA! (Pikachu thundershocks Saddam Huinsanely.) Saddam Huinsanely: That's the final shock you'll ever send to anyone. (Saddam Huinsanely gets tape and puts them on Pikachu's red cheeks and covers his mouth.) Saddam Huinsanely: This your final chance. Will you battle me? 00007: Yes, but can we have the battle Hybrid Heaven-style? Reader: I saw the Hybrid Heaven commercial, the old lady fought the thug Hybrid Heaven-style and it was cool. 00007: Listen to the reader Saddam. (Will Saddam Huinsanely have the fight Hybrid Heaven-style? Will Pikachu be saved? Why did 00007 hang up on 00006 twice today? These answers and more in the stunning conclusion of the 3-part section.)