00007's Adventure Part 6 of ?? The Battle with Saddam Huinsanely Part 1 of 3 by DVGBC Note: The story has split into 2 3-part sections. If you have read the past couple of parts, you may already know who's going where. Sometimes, the group will call the other group to check on their progress. Just a reminder the 4 main characters are: 00007, John, Lars, and ExcaliburMystic. If your favorite character is not listed in this story, read "The Outback Showdown". That is all for now. Enjoy! (After arriving in Moscow.) 00007: OK now. Get your stuff! John: What a trip. 00007: I'll call the other team. (00007 gets his cell phone and calls 00006.) 00006 (on the phone): Hello! 00007: Did you enjoy your flight? 00006 (on the phone): Best flight ever. 00007: You always say that. 00006 (on the phone): I'm on a taxi to the hotel to unpack our stuff. How are you doing? 00007: I had a comfortable flight. I feel like Saddam Huinsanely is watching our every move. 00006 (on the phone): Listen, I arrived at the hotel. I'll call you later. 00007: OK bye. (00007 hangs up the phone.) (At the hotel in downtown Moscow.) Women at reception desk: How many rooms sir? 00007: 2 double bedrooms please. Women at reception desk: OK. Here are the keys and have a nice stay. (Women at reception desk gives 00007 2 keys.) 00007: OK, who's going to be my room mate? John, Lars, and ExcaliburMystic: Uh, not me. 00007: Let's play a game. Lars and John: Paper! ExcaliburMystic: Rock! What a second. D'oh! 00007: ExcaliburMystic, you lose so you have be my room mate. ExcaliburMystic: Fiddlesticks! All: Fiddlesticks? ExcaliburMystic: Uh, nevermind. (After they unpack, they set off to the Russian Terrorest Headquarters where they can rescue DVGBC. After arriving at the place, 00007 hears his cell phone. 00007 answers.) 00007: Yes? 00006 (on the phone): I'm at the SPAM Mines of Australia. Where are you? 00007: I'm at the Russian Terrorest Headquarters. Anything going on? 00006 (on the phone): Not right now. The whole place smells weird. 00007: That's because these mines have SPAM. 00006 (on the phone): How did you know? 00007: No time to explain. How's your party? 00006 (on the phone): Everything is fine. I saw Team Rocket and Jazzman at the Sydney International Airport. 00007: Why didn't you tell me that earlier? 00006 (on the phone): I didn't know. (There's a beep from the phone.) 00007: I got someone at the other line. Good thing I have Call Waiting. 00006 (on the phone): Same thing. Talk to you later, I also got someone on the other line. 00007: OK. (00007 hangs up and picks up again.) Voice (on the phone): Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You'll never see your partner again! 00007: I know that voice! Saddam Huinsanely (on the phone): How did you know 00007? 00007: Easy, Caller ID. Saddam Huinsanely (on the phone): Shut up! You and your gadgets. You are no match from me. 00007: I will defeat you and... (Saddam Huinsanely hangs up on 00007.) 00007: Aw darn! Lars: What should we do? John: There's a way to defeat Saddam Huinsanely! ExcaliburMystic: Crash into the wall of the building with my car? Lars and John: Shut up! 00007: Let's split up. I'll go check the Centre Room. ExcaliburMystic, go to the Security Room. Lars, go to the Factory Room. And John, go to the Prison. John: Why don't you go to the Prison? 00007: The Prison idea is getting too old for me, so I'll check the Centre Room. John: OK. Lars: Stop the chatter and let's go. 00007: I'm supposed to say that. Lars: Sorry. (They go to where they are supposed to go.) (At the Centre Room.) Saddam Huinsanely: What should we do to this fool? Russian troop: Throw him to the prison? Russian troop 2: Tie him to the ceiling of this room? Saddam Huinsanely: Great idea! Tie him to the ceiling. (The 2 Russian troops tie DVGBC to the ceiling.) Saddam Huinsanely: I hear someone. (The 2 Russian troops stand next to the door that 00007 is about to open. 00007 enters the room and hears a click.) Russian troop: Hold it right there! Russian troop 2: Don't move or you'll get shot. Saddam Huinsanely: Throw him in the prison. (They throw 00007 in the prison as well as John.) John: When should we escape? 00007: In Part 2 of the 3-part section. (Will DVGBC be saved? Will 00007 escape? Find out in Part 2 of the 3-part section.)