00007's Adventure Part 4 of ?? by DVGBC Note: Enjoy! (When we left off... Ah, you know what happend in Part 3. Let's go!) Jazzman: I watch this show called Celebrity Deathmatch. I can put 00007 and Meowth in the show. 00007: Will I survive? Jazzman: Uh, why don't you ask Foy? Pokedex: Foy, no information available. Please get Pokedex 2000 soon, Ash. (Jazzman takes 00007 and Meowth to the Celebrity Deathmatch arena.) Jazzman: Hey, John and Nick. Sign a fight between a 0000 agent and a talking cat. John Gomez: We have time for one more fight. What do you think? Nick Diamond: Let's get to the 00007 vs. Meowth match. JG: The ring has changed into the set of the Jerry Springer Show. And the referee for the match is Jerry Springer himself. ND: Let's hope to make it really good. (Nick and John chuckle for a moment.) Jerry Springer: OK now. You 00007 must not use guns against the talking Pokemon. 00007: OK, but I don't use guns like 007 does. Meowth: Start the fight NOW! JS: Fine then. (Bell rings.) ND: There's the bell. JG: 00007 hits Meowth with the chair. ND: Wait a second. It's a breakaway chair. JS: I replaced the chairs used in the show with the breakaway chairs used in the Warner Bros. cartoons. JG: Meowth hits 00007 with the vase. ND: 00007 is OK. He throws Meowth to where Philip Wesley is sitting right now... in the back row. (Everyone laughs except Philip Wesley, who is uh, what was that word? Uh, nevermind.) Philip Wesley: Need help? Meowth: Can you call it a draw before 00007 destroys me? PW: No! (00007 walks to where he threw Meowth. 00007 throws Meowth into Stacy Cornbread. Stacy Cornbread throws Meowth into Nick and John. Nick and John throws Meowth into 00007. It repeats twice before the show is finished.) JG: This is the worst fight in the history of Celebrity Deathmatch. Well, good fight, good night. (Back at the hotel.) Misty: What's the plan now? Ash: Hold on a second. (Ash tells Evil Dead Ash and synthetic Ash that they are not part of the plan. Evil Dead Ash and synthetic Ash goes inside the flying saucer outside the hotel. They contact Dr. Naughty.) Dr. Naughty: I'm mad about your failed attemp to Spaninate Australia. I'll give you another chance. (Dr. Naughty pauses for a second.) Dr. Naughty: Saddam Huinsanely has become too much competition for S.M.U.R.F., eliminate him. Evil Dead Ash: What about that schmuck, DVGBC, he kidnapped? Dr. Naughty: If he gets in! the way -- well, no one lives forever. In fact, that should really piss off! our dear friend 00007. Mwahahahaha! synthetic Ash: What about 00007 and the others? What if they get to Saddam first? Dr. Naughty: Wipe them out; all of them. Mwahahahaha! Evil Dead Ash: God, I love it when he does that (Synthetic Ash points the saucer towards the Spam mines of Australia, where he will prepare a Spam bomb to destroy Saddam and their former companions. Back at the hotel, Ash explains his plan.) Ash: Let's infilterate the Russian Terrorest Headquarters. 00007: That's a great idea Ash. (00006 enters.) 00006: We have S.M.U.R.F. trying to Spaminate Australia. Misty: I thought we got rid of them. 00006: They are doing it again. 00007: Let's get rid of them first. Lars: I'm not sure about this. John: What about our good ol' friend DVGBC. 00006: Let's split into 2 groups. 00007: Good, I'll pick Lars. 00006: Ash and Misty. 00007: Hey, no fair. 00006: Sorry. 00007: I'll pick John and that guy named ExcaliburMystic. ExcaliburMystic: Finally I'm in a story. 00006: I'll take Diddy Kong then. 00007: OK let's go then. Ash: Not yet 00007. 00006: When will we leave? 00007: In Part 5. (What will happen in Part 5? Find out soon.)