00007's Adventure Part 3 of ??
by DVGBC

Note: I promise that it will be so funny.  You'll be out cold before
the end of Part 3.  If you don't get knocked out cold by the end of
Part 3, I'll jump down a bottomless pit.

(The plane.  That's where we left off.  Everyone is sleeping except for
a flight attendent who has her earplugs on.)

Flight attendent: Thank heavens for those earplugs.  Now to land this
plane.

(Flight attendent goes to the cockpit.  The pilot is sleeping.)

Flight attendent (confused): Which button is the land-me button.

(At the cabin.  00007 wakes up.)

00007: Good thing I slept though most of the flight.

(00007 goes to the cockpit.  Flight attendent is confused at the
controls.)

00007: Need help?

Flight attendent: A lot of it.  Who are you?

00007: The name's Blond, Jack Blond.  I'll land this plane for you
baby.

(00007 is at the controls.  He lands the plane sucessfully.)

Flight attendent: Oh thank you Mr. Blond.

(Flight attendent kisses 00007.  At the cabin.)

DVGBC (waking up slowly): What happened?

(Everyone wakes up.)

Pikachu (looking out the window): Pika Pika!

Mia Hamm: We're in Las Vegas.

Michael Jordan: Whoever puts everyone up to sleep must pay.

(Everyone looks at Jigglypuff.)

Everyone: It's Jigglypuff.  Let's get 'em.

(Everyone beats up Jigglypuff.  30 seconds later.  Jigglypuff is flat
as a pancake.  Everyone walks out of the plane.  Does anyone know where
Team Rocket is?)

(At Phoenix, Arizona...)

Meowth: This isn't Las Vegas.  And I'm burning up.

Jessie: Will you shut up Meowth?

James: We are almost there.

(While Team Rocket tries to go back to Las Vegas, let's get back to Las
Vegas.  They are heading to the MGM Grand Hotel.  A sign at the door
saids "Tonight is Pokemon Day.  Bring your Pokemon Trading Cards.  If
you don't have them, pick them up at the Reception desk.")

Saddam Huinsanely: No!  That can't be!

(Sorry, I make up the rules.)

Saddam Huinsanely: Will you shut up?

(Everyone enters the building.  Saddam Huinsanely and 00007 walk to one
of the playing tables while Jigglypuff and Pikachu go to the other
playing table.  Everyone else walks to the restraunt.  At the table
where 00007 and Saddam Huinsanely are, a sign saids "Today's dealer is
Philip Wesley.")

Philip Wesley: Good evening.  I'm your dealer for today.  Do you have
your Pokemon trading cards?

Both:This is our first time playing.  Show me how to play.

Philip Wesley: OK then.

(While Philip Wesley shows 00007 and Saddam Huinsanely how to play. 
Let's go to the table where Pikachu and Jigglypuff are.)

Dealer (generic teen): Who are you?

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff!

Dealer:  Do you have your Pokemon Trading Cards?

(Pikachu shows Dealer a HUGE collection of Pokemon Trading Cards. 
Jigglypuff shows Dealer a collection slightly smaller than Pikachu's.)

Dealer: Good, let's play.

(At the restraunt, DVGBC, Ash, Misty, Diddy Kong, Lars, and John are at
a table.  Everyone else is at the second table.)

DVGBC: That flight was mostly tiresome.

Ash: You'll never know when a flight get boring.

(Everyone laughs.)

Ash: Has anyone seen Pikachu?

Lars:  Pikachu is at a playing table playing that Pokemon Trading Card
Game.

John: It's Pokemon Day.  Did you forget Ash?

Ash: D'oh!

Homer: Hey, that's my line.

All: Go away!

Diddy Kong: I'm hungry as heck.  Waiter!

(A waiter walks to the 2 tables.  A nametag saids "Hello, my name is
Jazzman.")

Jazzman: Can I take your order?

All: All you can eat buffet.

Jazzman: Your order will be taken pronto.

(Jazzman gives everyone a plate.)

Jazzman: Here are your plates.  Now use your...

(Everyone rushes to the buffet section and gets as musch food as they
can.)

Jazzman: When will they learn?

(A while later.  Everyone is gobbling up the food.)

DVGBC (with mouth stuffed): Dis foo is goo.

Mia Hamm: Don't talk with you mouth full.

Everone else on the women's soccer team: I will talk with my mouth
full.

Mia Hamm: Fine then.  I'll talk with my mouth full.

(At the playing tables.)

00007: I win again.

Saddam Huinsanely: That's the 5th time I lost.  I will get revenge in
you.

Philip Wesley: Well, my shift is up.

(Philip Wesley leaves.  At the second table.)

Pikachu: Pika pika pika!

Jigglypuff: Jiggly!

Dealer: Pikachu wins!

(Suddenly, a door breaks open.  It's Team Rocket.)

Jessie: To protect the world from devestation.

James: To unite all peoples within our nation.

Jessie: To denouce the evils of truth and love.

James: To denouce the evils of truth and love.

Jessie: You screwed up, James!

James: James!

Jessie: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

James: Surrender now or prepare to fight.

Meowth: Meowth! Dat's right.

(Cut.  Take 2.)

Jessie: To protect the world from devestation.

James: To unite all peoples within our nation.

Jessie: To denouce the evils of truth and love.

James: To extend out reach to the stars above.

Jessie: Jessie!

James: James!

Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light.

James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Meowth: Meowth! Dat's right!

(Much better.  Let's go on!)

Ash: Not again!

Jessie: We are not here to take the Pikachu.

James: We are here to get rid of 00007.

Meowth: Meowth!  Let's get 00007.

(Jessie, James, and Meowth charge at 00007.)

00007: I'm ready for a fist fight.

(00007 punches James.  00007 throws Jessie across the hotel.  Meowth
scratches 00007 on the face.)

Meowth: You are going to be defeated by Meowth!

00007: Yeah right.

Jazzman: Can we have the fight somewhere else?

00007 and Meowth: Where?

Jazzman:  I'll show you in Part 4.

Saddam Huinsanely:  But first, I will capture DVGBC.

(Saddam Huinsanely ties up DVGBC and leaves taking DVGBC with him.)

Misty: Oh no!  DVGBC is kidnapped.  Do you have a plan Ash?

Ash: I'll show you my plan in Part 4.

Jazzman: Don't forget about the fight too.

Ash: Oh, I forgot.

(Who will win the 00007 and Meowth fight?  What will Ash's plan be? 
The answer in Part 4.)