00007's Adventure Part 2 of ?? by DVGBC 1999 Note: More spoofing and more product runins and more humor and more fun. When we left off, Ash and Misty were kidnapped by Saddam Huinsanely. They were tied on a log that went in a machine that makes Russian baseball bats. (The scence is at where we left off. Where else but that machine that Ash and Misty is tied up on.) Ash: Is this part 2? (Misty reads the script from part 1) Ash: Misty, this is part 2. Misty: What are we supposed to do? (Ash reads the part 2 script) Ash (silently): Ash and Misty scream, cry, and whimper like 3-year-old girls. (Misty gets angry) Misty (screaming): We're supposed to scream, cry, and whimper like 3-year-old girls? Ash: That's what it says. (Ash smiles. Misty struggles to get out. Ash then screams, cries, and whimpers like a 3-year-old girl. A flying saucer crashes through a wall. Evil Dead Ash and synthetic Ash come out.) Ash: Can you free us from the baseball bat making machine? Evil Dead Ash: We must stop Saddam Huinsanely and his idiotic army. Misty: Just free us, OK? (The machine that makes Russian baseball bats breaks down. Everyone that was hiding from the shadows comes in to untie the chain.) 00007: It's too strong. DVGBC: I'll do it. Diddy Kong, Lars and John: You're too weak. Pikachu: Pika! 00007: Give him a chance. (DVGBC tries to untie the chain, but it is too strong.) DVGBC: I have an idea. (DVGBC gets out a can if Lipton BRISK Iced Tea. He devours the can.) DVGBC: Ahh! That's BRISK baby. (Cracks the chain and frees Ash and Misty.) 00007: Wow! That kid is strong. (The door gets knocked down. Saddam Huinsanely enters.) Saddam Huinsanely: I heard something. (Everyone looks at Saddam Huinsanely.) Saddam Huinsanely: Well, I see that Ash and Misty was saved by this 00007 fool. (Ash still reads the script. Evil Dead Ash and synthetic Ash look at the script that Ash is reading.) DVGBC: Who has the idea of having Evil Dead Ash and synthetic Ash in this story? (Everyone is silent. There is a sound of crickets and owls.) Saddam Huinsanely: I think that everyone should listen. I'm challenging 00007 to a game of Poker. 00007: My kind of game. I'll go get a pack of Golden Nugget playing cards and we'll play at the MGM Grand Hotel. (Everyone enters the plane. Besides the ones entering, there is Kirby, Yoshi, Brock, the US womens soccer team, Jigglypuff, several users of Just for Men, and Micheal Jordan.) DVGBC: This list I made is cool. (Ash reads the script to find out that Brock is in it.) Intercom: Welcome to TWA, the airline of the plane that crashed on... Everyone (interupting): You said that a million times. Intercom: Very well, this flight will take you to Las Vegas Via Springfield... (There's some static on the intercom) Intercom: Sorry for the problem. Now follow the safety rules and have a nice flight. (Plane takes off. About 40 minutes until landing in Las Vegas.) Misty: That stop in Springfield took forever and finally we are going to Las Vegas. (Ash reads the script.) Misty: Ash, who told you to do that. (Ash points to DVGBC. Misty walks over to DVGBC.) DVGBC (acting like a gentlemen): Can I help you miss? Misty (angered): Why do you write that Ash reads the script? DVGBC: I'm sorry, I need to rest. Misty: You've been sleeping for the entire flight. DVGBC: I beg your pardon. (Misty slaps DVGBC on the face. Everyone gasps.) DVGBC: Well, that's a nice slap. Do it again. (Misty slaps DVGBC on the face. This thing repeats for 5 minutes.) DVGBC: Had enough? Misty (tired): Yes. (Misty faints on the floor. The scene switches to Micheal Jordan, Mia Hamm and 00007.) 00007: I liked that commercial where you and Mia have played against each other in sports. Micheal Jordan: All part of my post-basketball career. (Micheal Jordan drinks some Gatorade. DVGBC walks over to where thay are.) DVGBC: I heard that Gatorade was made from sweat from Florida Gators football players. (Everything goes silent for a second. Misty wakes up.) Misty: Jigglypuff, put everyone to sleep for the rest of this flight. (At the cockpit...) Pilot: Uh-oh! I heard that some pink ballon is putting everyone to sleep for the rest of this flight. Co-Pilot (looks like a generic teen): Oh no! I better jump. (Co-pilot opens the trap door and jumps through it.) Co-pilot: Wooooooooooooooooooooow! (Pilot closes the door. He puts it on auto pilot. At the cabin...) Jigglypuff (singing): Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff! (10 minutes later. Everyone is asleep.) (When will they wake up? Will they make it to Las Vegas in time? Will 00007 ever play Poker again? And when will Team Rocket interfere with them? At Team Rocket Headquarters...) Jessie: Who is 00007? Meowth: Possibly a spoof of 007. Meowth. James: We gotta stop that 00007. Jessie: What about Pikachu? James: We'll worry about them later. (Meowth is at the Location Database.) Meowth: Meowth! Let's see where Pikachu is? Computer: Pikachu is heading for Las Vegas. Meowth: What's that? Meowth! (Jessie and James reads the script) Jessie: Why does Meowth have to say Meowth very time he speaks. Meowth: Hey, quiet back there. I'm looking for Pikachu. Computer: Pikachu is on a plane and is sleeping as well as everyone else. Meowth: What's a plane and why is Pikachu sleeping? Meowth! Jessie: We should go to Las Vegas and interfere their pleasant visit. (Will Team Rocket iterfere Ash, Misty, Pikachu, 00007, and the others visits? Find out in part 3.)