The 00007 Adventure Part 1 of ??
by DVGBC 1999

Note: It's a spoof of the 007 films.  It's a pretty good fanfic.  It
has some Pokemon sightings.  Yes, I'm also in it.


(The scene starts at the 00007 headquarters; DVGBC, 00007, Ash,
Pikachu, Misty, Diddy Kong, Lars, and John are in the Meeting Room of
the 00007 building.)

DVGBC: I just heard that a nuclear bomb is being built in Russia.

Ash: That's terrible.

Pikachu: Pika!

00007: There's no time to waste.  Let's go.

(00007 pauses for a minute)

00007: Wait a second.

(00007 looks at the wall)

00007: Who ate all the NesQuik cereal?

(Everyone laughs)

(Kirby enters)

Kirby: Sorry.  I used them to lay off the Russian troops that are about
to...

(A Russian troop enters and knocks over Kirby)

Russian troop: We demand that all the Microsoft programs to be sent to
Japan.

Diddy Kong: Never!

John: Shut up Diddy.

Russian troop (yelling): Do it!

(Everyone packs the Microsoft programs in a big box and writes down "To
Japan")

Russian troop: I'll get UPS.

(Russian troop leaves with the big box)

Pikachu: Pika pika!

(Misty just saw a shadow following the Russian troop)

Misty: Who could that be?

(Suddenly, a window breaks and 4 Russian troops go through it and take
Ash and Misty away)

Ash and Misty:  Nooooooooooo!

Pikachu: Piiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkaaaaaaaa!

DVGBC: What's going on here?

(Saddam Huinsanely (Not related to the Iraqi one) enters with a mega
phone)

Saddam Huinsanely: Well you idiots!  Someone sneaked SPAM into the box
and many Japenese people choked on it.  I have taken your friends
hostages.

00007: You'll never get away with this.

Pikachu: Pika!

Diddy Kong: We will fight back.

Saddam Huinsanely:  Shut up you insane fools.

Lars: You are insane.

(Saddam Huinsanely grabs Lars  DVGBC punches Saddam Huinsanely and he
let's go of Lars)

John: Starburst hard candy attack!

(00007, DVGBC, Lars, Pikachu, Diddy Kong and John throw Starburst hard
candys at Saddam Huinsanely and the 4 Russian troops)

Saddam Huinsanely: Retreat!  We're out numbered!

(Saddam Huinsanely and the 4 Russian troops take Ash and Misty to the
Russain Terrorest Headquarters)

00007:  We must save Ash and Misty!

(00007, DVGBC, Lars, John, Diddy Kong, and Pikachu go on to the Russian
Terrorest Headquarters in a undisclosed location in Russia.  The place
looks like its in a snowy place.)

(Scene is at Russian Terrorest Headquarters.  Saddam Huinsanely has
tied up Ash and Misty with a chain on a log and puts it on a machine
that makes baseball bats with the Russian flags on them.)

Saddam Huinsanely: Well you Pokemon nerds.  I hated you and I love to
see you cry like 3-year-old girls.

Misty: What makes you say that?

Saddam Huinsanely: The script.

(Ash reads the script written by DVGBC)

Misty: Ash, why are you reading that boring script?

(Ash returns to tied-up position)

Saddam Huinsanely: I like it when you argue.

Ash and Misty: Shut up!

(The others finally arrive at the scene, just hiding in the shadows so
Saddam Huinsanely can't see them)

Saddam Huinsanely:  I must go.

(Saddam Huinsanely leaves the scene)

Misty: What are supposed to do now?

Ash: The script saids "To be continued".

Misty: Is that the best you can say?

(They hear a noise)

Misty:  What's that?

Ash:  Machine is starting and is going to turn us into a baseball bat.

Both (screaming): Nooooooooooo!

(How will Ash and Misty escape?  Will 00007 and crew get out of the
shadows and save them?  Will Saddam Huinsanely be stopped?  Maybe in
Part 2, but I doubt on the last question.)