YAY! E3 is DELICIOUS!
behold!
Hail Capain Syrup!In Communist California. E3 ATTENDS YOU!I wonder if Torus Games will be happy to see us?I steal FRIES!
A true climax of reviewing pleasure.
Please Read As Sexy As Possible.
Virii are infectable!

Infective.
Because other peoples opinions SUCK.
Oooo... Previews! YES!!That is right!
Simply Belldandy!
Tastes like Angels Ice Cream.Never bring a gun to a half-genie fight.Ally all day!
I wanna contact DOMINO!
LOVE IT!

June 10th, 2004
Weirdest errors ever. I was unable to have A-Kon reports from the show because of the hotels internet access terminals blocking both SSL and Socket 23 based transmissions. I was unable to send e-mails, ftp,  send via IM, or even telnet items to people. Even in passive mode it wouldn't let me. However, the payout for you is pretty sweet. You get it all in great chunks of goodness. Then we came back and there was a weird security error and my server (Mercury) was being evil. If you saw that error, it was just Mercury stating that she was there. Nothing bad happened to the site. But it blocked me from being able to send e-mails or update. Now I can finally do more than check my e-mail! Which is kind of bad. Because I hate getting e-mail and NOT being able to respond to it. Check the refined reports and the first bits of pictures! The RAW E3/A-Kon dump is home to many pictures of SQUISHY and people who cosplay. The reports are there nicely too! I got Adam's E3 report up in a semi-timely manner as well as some of the panel reports.  More to come! Please check out the RAW PICTURE DUMP and the REPORTS pages, respectively. -PAW-

June 3rd, 2004
Well. Go see it in the reports! I lazy. Oh, new folder in the RAW section. Peace! -PAW-

May 31st, 2004
A few changes to the Report format here! Mainly because I still have to cover A-KON 15! Well, I'm doing the A-KON stuff slightly different to try something out. If it works like I hope it will, we will see some slight changes to our E3 coverage in 2005. I call it Micro Columns. Just short bits so I get stuff done quicker. I have a tendancy to ramble and that causes delays. So, I'm filling these out and setting them up before hand. So it will make it easy to do. Now there is a chance that I may not have internet connection at the show. If that happens, than all reports will be up on the Monday I return. I added stats at the bottom of the page for -what will most likely be boosted by DDR- step numbers. Woo! The next big Philip Rational is up! -PAW-

May 17th, 2004
Wrap-ups for E3 may take until the 20th; because of compiling reports. O_O So, this will stay up for a loooong time. Anyhows, there is one new report up. This one covers a lot of GBA games, Booth Hostesses, and some praise of Reggie. Expect more later today! Oh, the next ones up will chronicle my journeys into the handhelds. DS hands-on impressions, PSP hands-on impressions, Gizmondo hands on impressions, why everyone needs to GO BUY A FREAKING TAPWAVE ZODIAC, the part where I got a massage at IGNs booth (We're friends), and what happened when the NGage announcer guy at Nokia's booth pulled me out of the tiny crowd and on stage to talk about NGage. Oh, it was good. -PAW-

May 14th, 15th, and 16th, 2004
Oh, more RAW photos. Reports will be up soon. Had a bunch of them.. also lots of pics still to put up. O_O -PAW-

May 12th 13th, 2004
LOTS OF RAW PHOTOS!

May 11th, 2004
Nintendo DS umm... OOOO!
Hey, the goodness of goodness. Oh, special, semi-short Philip Rational E3 Editions 1 & 2 are up in reports. LOVE THEM! -PAW-

May 10th, 2004
Feeling Koei.
Well, DS game #2 has been announced. We now have Telegames Ultimate Compilation thingie, and a version of Koei's Dynasty Warriors. So, we have a taste for puzzles and historical tactics huh? It appears that the Nintendo DS is a refined beastie. Woo! Full list should be online someitme tommorrow after Nintendo's sexy conference. -PAW-

A brief reflection on an eternal subject.

The Opening Prayer is up in the Reports page. Please take a few moments of silence before you read it. -PAW-

May 9th, 2004
First REPORT up!
Adam contributes a pre-E3 report! And there are two new pics in the RAW dump. Go and see them! -PAW-

WELCOME TO E3!
Well, almost! But this is what we are doing this year for E3. Adam and Matt depart on the 10th and arrive FIRST. Than Philip and Squishy arrive later on the 10th. Then Chris arrives on the 11th. We invade Nintendo's press conference on the 11th and continue to cover the show from the 12th to the 14th. Then the 15th arrives with some after show thoughts. Normal mode for the site begins again on the 17th. Only three things exist this year. Because of the nature of the internet connection, there may or may not be an update to this section on the late part of the 10th. Here is a quick rundown of the features of this section!
RAW E3 DUMP: Pictures get dumped here first and then moved to Reports after we have caught up with them or found a use for them. After May, this section should be EMPTY. Also look for screenshots of games in here for a limited time as well.
E3 Reports: Game thoughts and general observations. Look for this section to be updated a whole freaking lot. Like.. everyday.
Quick Stats: Basically, I am monitoring how many steps our four agents in the field take. Mainly for curiosity; but also because the Patriot Act says I have to. Ashcroft asked me to co-operate or they would give me the "treatment." The government feeds the information to Blue Virii and prevents the Blue Virii from destroying us all.
Please enjoy! -PAW-

QUICK STATS!
(Steps taken statistics from STEP-O-METERS from McDonalds.)
E3 DAYS
ORANGE
GREEN
BLUE
DAY RESULTS
AGENT NAMES
May 12th 12,751
6,695
7,619
27,065
Philip (Mr. Blue)
May 13th
10,265
9,351
2,866
22,482
Adam (Mr. Orange)
May 14th
7,098
3,245
6,064
16,407
Chris (Mr. Green)
TOTALS 30,114
19,291
16,549
65,954
We are FIRE!Boogie down!
AKON DAYS
Mr. Blue
(Philip Wesley)
Ms. Green
(Sarah DeRosier)
Ms. Black
(Seffy)
Mr. Orange
(Stephen Kelley)
DAY RESULTS
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